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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 13 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found this little fella setting up shop on my garden bin:

https://i.imgur.com/pnB49zz.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/mYPOrBa.jpg?1
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 13 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like a crab spider. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 13 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
Found this little fella setting up shop on my garden bin:

Where is that? We don't get such colourful spiders here, in the middle of the Europe.
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 13 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had the suspension set up. Awesome feeling Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 13 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jewlio Rides Again LLB wrote:
Had the suspension set up. Awesome feeling Thumbs Up

I only had one motorcycle with fully adjustable suspension, the best it ever worked was with the factory setting. Thinking
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PostPosted: 22:39 - 13 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
HardlyDavidson wrote:
Found this little fella setting up shop on my garden bin:

Where is that? We don't get such colourful spiders here, in the middle of the Europe.


As recman said, it's a crab spider. Smile
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 14 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back in Sainsburys and headphone guy was in the cafť. Last week he did a rendition of "On the first day of Christmas.."

Today as I am waiting in the queue, I look across and he's singing the funky gibbon, strutting his stuff; waving his arms, proper enjoying himself. If I had not been with the wife I'd have filmed him.

Take it from me, it was epic in all the wrong ways. His carer just sat there with her head in her hands.
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 14 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

King29 wrote:
Back in Sainsburys and headphone guy was in the cafť. Last week he did a rendition of "On the first day of Christmas.."

Today as I am waiting in the queue, I look across and he's singing the funky gibbon, strutting his stuff; waving his arms, proper enjoying himself. If I had not been with the wife I'd have filmed him.

Take it from me, it was epic in all the wrong ways. His carer just sat there with her head in her hands.


Don't look at your wife, she might be doing the same about you. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 14 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saved a bats life today. I found it in my loft but it was trapped inside a kitchen waste bin plastic inner. In essence a
very tall bucket which I was about to stick on the tip pile. At first I thought it was a toad but then quickly realised
it was actually a bat, exhausted and barely alive. I poured some water out onto the ground next to it as it was
too weak to move to get a drink. It lapped up a little water and we put it inside a shoe box. Next time we checked him
he was able to move his head, we left it with the animal hospital in Bath and hopefully they can get it back up to strength.
They had specialist bat people on the way to collect it.
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 14 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pottered around in the sheds today. Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:31 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Already got someone lined up to buy "The Turd Scooter" will find out tomorrow if they really looked closely at the photos Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:54 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yesterday: went out to lunch with the youngest and family.
They treated me so it cost me no pennies Thumbs Up
The food was good and plenty of it Thumbs Up
A decent pint of London Pride to finish off the meal, happy days Smile
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wore my new crash helmet today, tight but very comfortable, in other words it fits properly and my new boots I was breaking in last week are getting more comfortable. Cool
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PostPosted: 22:26 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turd Scooter sold! Someone did appreciate the aesthetic I was going for Smile

One down, two to go... my wife has promised to buy me a bigger boys' bike if I pass the Mod 2 but only if I sell all the other bikes.
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PostPosted: 10:11 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy wildlife, time for a Bat-Update (it really is...)

grr666 wrote:
Saved a bats life today....


Bat rescue place just called to tell me our little guy (it is male) is on the mend. He has a small wrist injury but now't that will
affect his flying ability. Thumbs Up otherwise should make a full recovery. He is a Leisler's Bat apparently. Common in Ireland, but rare here.
I feel very happy to have got him to some desperately needed assistance. They said he was very small and had almost wasted away. Crying or Very sad

You see that Mother Nature, I saved one of your rare bats!! Now please keep your fackin bees away from my dog. Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep your rat poison away from my dog, more like.
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had the office to myself all day.
Managed to mostly dick around all morning, THEN pulled my finger out and got the bulk of the work done anyway.

It's good to fart out loud.
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently the average man or woman farts 15 times a day.

I've done my quota before i've even got out of bed in the morning Embarassed
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got called into work tonight at short notice.
Got tomorrow off, happy days Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Got called into work tonight at short notice.
Got tomorrow off, happy days Thumbs Up


To be on call would be a bugger, some sad money grabbing no-lifes at my place actually volunteer to do that when they don't have to.
They don't get time off either.
Not having a pop btw, if it's part of your job, fair enough.
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PostPosted: 11:25 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
pepperami wrote:
Got called into work tonight at short notice.
Got tomorrow off, happy days Thumbs Up


To be on call would be a bugger, some sad money grabbing no-lifes at my place actually volunteer to do that when they don't have to.
They don't get time off either.
Not having a pop btw, if it's part of your job, fair enough.


You right itís part of the job and itís pants most of the time.
Todayís shift would have been very hard physically, however I rest while they graft hard Razz
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PostPosted: 00:57 - 19 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a hedgehog in my back garden! I gingerly shone a torch and spotted it outside the kitchen window.

I put some cat food out for it (anything as long as it's not fish!) and it's tucking in now as I can hear the plate rattling... Very Happy

https://i.imgur.com/fP5YVCK.jpg?1
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 19 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got involved in helping out with a "exercise" at work, one of those what-if incidents, where we played the part of victims of a lab explosion/contaminated members of the public, and we had to stagger into Main Reception pretending to be sick and see if the front desk were able to rally themselves to help and contain us as per the official instructions on how to do so in a Civil Emergency kinda thing.

So they did, and we were contained and eventually decontaminated.

Best part was that the (real) police attended as part of the exercise. I was by that stage playing the part of "[interfering old] woman who didn't get so badly contaminated but was worried about how sick everyone else was" so I was stomping about trying to open the windows, get back out into the reception area to ask for doctors and generally being stroppy and saying "Where are all the doctors! We need help! These people are sick, they might be DYING!"

The coffee shop was full of people in scrubs trying genuinely to help (and being talked back out of the contamination zone by the organisers) but I did take the opportunity to have a right pop at a lovely big copper (aged about 12).

I think he wasn't expecting us to be obnoxious and panicky, and that we would all just be pretending to cough, convulse and haemorrhage from the eyeballs quietly in the corner, and he didn't much like the fact that I got in his face shouting the odds.

In his defence, he made a good job of "calming me down". Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 19 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I became an Uncle again today, feeling so proud of my Bro and Sis in law.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 19 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Going from this... not working for years (my father's car)
*screw heads were rusted away, yet very hard metal, no one touched those in years. MOT people never failed the car and police wouldn't care much either. Thinking of it, I can't tell the last time those lights worked on that car. My father being the owner from maybe 2003.
https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/files/img_20190719_103635.jpg
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A bit of zink instead of the rusted away reflectors
https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/files/img_20190719_113204.jpg

A test fit, after cleaning up the contacts.
https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/files/img_20190719_111905.jpg

Done, those alichinaexpress LEDs have a very nice colour temperature, can't tell the difference between that and a regular W5W bulb.
https://cdn.bcf.44bytes.net/files/img_20190719_123158.jpg
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