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They often do. But I have not been a driver of passengers in London for well over a year, now.
So I don't mind all that much.
Its all just hot air anyway.
There are times when I pretend to get sniffy about anywhere north of Euston Road, but in reality its all about pretending not to like somewhere, isn't it. When you live and work in central London, the whole place is shite, with shiny bits sticking out to tempt people. Its a massive city, so only to be expected.
I think the only place I definitely do NOT like is Barking, which I hated from the first day I set foot in the place, because it smelt of dog poo in the height of summer (and still does).
I'd say I was more of a West London type, but only because I lived there for nearly 20 years, and now find myself working mostly in that area.
But I fit in/don't fit in almost everywhere, because I am clearly from foreign. Even in Kiwi enclaves, I've been here so long I don't really fit in amongst the itinerants.
But these days I would happily hide in housewifely boredom/domesticated bliss in somewhere like leafy suburban Chislehurst or the areas within a 5 mile radius, and would probably feel reasonably contented in an "on the edge of London" kind of way.
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| Posted: 22:30 - 04 Aug 2019 Post subject: |
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My gear-oiling of the day has mostly been to do with finding myself catching up with and being directly behind a fully-patched up (  ) HOG member on the way back through four lanes of traffic.
So I let him* make all the noise to open the gap through the cars, and then I sailed through in his wake.
Eventually I could see that there was still loads of bottlenecky traffic ahead of him/us so I skedaddled over to the left and squeezed through ahead of him. May or may not get a ticket in the post for having been on the hard shoulder at one point in time, but was into the tunnel way ahead, and home with a cup of tea while he was probably still panting in the traffic, toodle pip!
The benefit of regular arse-twitching filtering during London commuter-time hours, finally pays off.
*I'm taking a liberty assuming it was a male, as I am (after all) a card-carrying member of the fat-arsed Harley riding genre these days. I just don't feel the need to indulge in regalia-wearing to make that point. Never really have 
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| hellkat wrote: | Today I am awarding myself a medal for being "athletic" enough (at aged 57+3/4s) to have got myself through a tiny bathroom window when I locked myself out in the back yard, whilst Max was still in the house.
Thank God it was one of those windows that opens right out to 90 degrees, else I would have had NO chance. I was surprised that my fat arse even fit through it at all 
Clad only in a singlet and stretch leggings (no underwear) I somehow managed to climb up onto one of those plastic food-waste containers that the more right-on of the London councils give out to their residents, whilst giving myself a leg up from a couple of plastic shoeboxes. Then I managed to wiggle my way hand over hand into the bath until I could get one leg into the window and over the ledge of the bath.
By the time I managed to get two hands into the bath and hand-walk into it so that I didn't end up crashing into it and breaking my arm or my nose (or both) - my tits fell consecutively out of the singlet and dangled there helpfully, causing me to have to stop and laugh, which only made them wobble more. I was nearly apoplectic with hilarity and it was the most dangerous moment of the whole exercise, fucks sake.
I can't imagine what any neighbours might have thought, had they chanced to look out their window at that very moment
Max helped out enormously by running in and out of the bathroom, wagging his tail, and enthusiastically sniffing my arse whilst I was half way in with one leg on the floor and the other still in the window.
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| MCN wrote: | | hellkat wrote: | Today I am awarding myself a medal for being "athletic" enough (at aged 57+3/4s) to have got myself through a tiny bathroom window when I locked myself out in the back yard, whilst Max was still in the house.
Thank God it was one of those windows that opens right out to 90 degrees, else I would have had NO chance. I was surprised that my fat arse even fit through it at all
Clad only in a singlet and stretch leggings (no underwear) I somehow managed to climb up onto one of those plastic food-waste containers that the more right-on of the London councils give out to their residents, whilst giving myself a leg up from a couple of plastic shoeboxes. Then I managed to wiggle my way hand over hand into the bath until I could get one leg into the window and over the ledge of the bath.
By the time I managed to get two hands into the bath and hand-walk into it so that I didn't end up crashing into it and breaking my arm or my nose (or both) - my tits fell consecutively out of the singlet and dangled there helpfully, causing me to have to stop and laugh, which only made them wobble more. I was nearly apoplectic with hilarity and it was the most dangerous moment of the whole exercise, fucks sake.
I can't imagine what any neighbours might have thought, had they chanced to look out their window at that very moment
Max helped out enormously by running in and out of the bathroom, wagging his tail, and enthusiastically sniffing my arse whilst I was half way in with one leg on the floor and the other still in the window.
Thanks Maxie, you're such a pal! |
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If you can find pix of that whilst it was happening, then it means the house owner has uploaded his home security cam.
Cos there was no way I was letting go of anything to take pix of myself, rather than end up with black eyes, bruised tits or a broken nose.
I do often wonder if the owners I sit for have interior cams which they check up on me with; can't say I really care. I expect it would put them off if they popped online to make sure I wasn't searching for the valuables, only to find me sitting there in my pants and singlet eating fried chicken whilst bingewatching their free Sky channels. I tend not to sit there picking my nose any more ... just in case
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| Posted: 19:47 - 06 Aug 2019 Post subject: |
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There certainly are some proper dickwads about on that manor at this time of year.
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But these days I would happily hide in housewifely boredom/domesticated bliss in somewhere like leafy suburban Chislehurst or the areas within a 5 mile radius, and would probably feel reasonably contented in an "on the edge of London" kind of way. |
Well, the leafy suburbaness of Chislehurst has had it's arse well and truly kicked, as between me passing through on the way to work and passing through on the way home, a bunch of friendly pikeys have rocked up and ensconced themselves on the common.
Lots of bare foot, too fat boilers in crop tops and leggings in evidence, along with obligatory staffies on ropes, tied to their Irish registered Transits.
The locals will be crashing their Bentleys in horror
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Leading a rag tag group of green laners, down a country road, couple of big adventure bikes (KTMs?) coming the other way, didn't get a nod. I got saluted. |
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Finally getting the modular synth to the stage where it's now a groovebox i.e It can do Drums-Lead_Basslines_FX with some Brownian probability t'boot.
So this evening I had a go at improvising a 'song'.
Going to need hours of rehearsing so I can improv (with safety nets) but the first performance had it's moments so its spurred me on.
Mustn't rush...Take time...More sophistication.
I'll sleep...dreaming of wires.
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Hah! "Those sort of people" are banned from my borough 
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Yesterday's trip to the dentist oiled my gears strangely enough.
The most painless anesthetic injections I can remember having and she did an outstanding reconstruction job on a tooth that I was convinced had to be extracted.
A chucklesome bonus came on my dog walk in the park afterwards when I tried to whistle to get his attention.
Spurty dribble. |
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| hellkat wrote: | ...me sitting there in my pants and singlet eating fried chicken.... |
I'm sure there will be a 'speciality' website somewhere for that kind of activity
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You're probably right.
I've heard there are websites where people will pay to watch a super-fat girl feeding. Its not really my sort of pocket-money project.
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Today I found another hot prof.
He invited me into his ward round whilst I was trying to take his junior doctors to Induction
I can't believe I worked there all those years before, and never noticed his twinkly eyes.
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| hellkat wrote: | Today I found another hot prof.
He invited me into his ward round whilst I was trying to take his junior doctors to Induction
I can't believe I worked there all those years before, and never noticed his twinkly eyes. |
Maybe your standards are just slipping
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You think?
1. Male
2. Has a penis.
3. Owns twinkly eyes.
Nope.
Still the same.
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I have a male twinkly penis with two eyes.
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After 5 years of hedonism (excessive alcohol, marching powder and STDs), my 21 year old has taken up boxing again in order to sort his physical and mental health.
He sparred 8 rounds last night and came home bruised but absolutely buzzing, which from a parent's perspective almost bought a tear to my eye - I haven't seen him that happy for years 
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I kickstarted my new machine again. It's very addictive to kickstart stuff. 
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It sounds like a swordfight mate. Mrs grr has pierced tongue. 
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