So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[hellkat]

Onwards!



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[Freddyfruitba...]

[hellkat]

Cockney thing, innit
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[andyscooter]

cracking morning

rugby and breakfast and three huge mugs of tea


I had a hangover

im getting old
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Fisty]

Mega motorcycles.

Fret and I turned up out of boredom only to find they are having a clearance sale.

Bullit kevlar jeans, A stars hoodie, and A stars gloves for £70.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[BigTim]

[hellkat]

Oo, you are a saucy upstart, aren't you Tim.

I think you'll find Pat is considerably closer to the front of the queue than you are, sweetpea.

#BabsWindsor

I can see I've wasted my opportunity for a career as a screenwriter
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[BigTim]

Thats me told....

[hellkat]

The steel hand in the velvet glove*, etc.



*No, Paddy, put the luv-glove away! Now is not the time.
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[recman]

[hellkat]

My daughter requested I bring her Quavers to Australia.
I bought a bag of 24 packets.
Its taken up half my suitcase
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[recman]

[hellkat]

Soon find out.
Don't see why not.
I'll keep the receipt from Asda, just in case they get fruity about it.
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[Polarbear]

Wifey got a new job today with better pay.

I'll up her contribution for the upkeep of t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶a̶t̶ m̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶d̶ the house.

Happy days.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[hellkat]

I feel sick.
That gloriously OTT kind of sick when you buy a gin and gingerbread roulade from Asda, eat half yesterday and then eat the other half today.

Bleurgh.
Cream plus ginger. Plus meringue. Plus (oddly) gin.
Now I like a bit of gin, but I am not normally a huge fan of alcohol in puddings.

But the ginger and the cream and the meringue just kept ... calling to me.

And now I feel pleasantly sick.
My liver will make me suffer for it later.
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[FretGrinder]

[Easy-X]

My neighbour warned me today: "there's road works at blah blah and over at so and so... AND the kids are back at school."

He's telling me this as I'm pushing the bike out of the front garden

"Excellent!" I replied as I started the engine
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Nobby the Bastard]

The 52 grand that finally appeared in my account today.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[grr666]

Fixing my mates kitchen spotlights for him which have been faulty for over a year. Fried earth connection on one of the lamps. All fixed now.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[hellkat]

Four more sleeps till I am
* on my way back down under in the late spring/early summer
* seeing my daughter



Well, technically five, or maybe even six ... cos once you get on the flight, they make you go to sleep, at least once on the way, innit.
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[hellkat]

What I like about travelling down there is that even if you have to have a lot of "quiet time" cos of moving your clocks ever forward, it means that while you are on the plane, you get AT LEAST TWO BREAKFASTS

One halfway across, and another one just before you get to the final destination.


I'm starting to think like a long-hauler already
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[Howling Terror]

^^^and all those new films you get to watch.

oh and the whiff of the loos into hour 11.
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Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[hellkat]

I have to say, in 35 years of long haul I have never thought to smell the loos. Perhaps I just got lucky not having gone in there after Ste's long lost brother has had a clear-out.

I'm going biz class, surely there's a better class of air freshener up there
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[hellkat]

[Nobby the Bastard]

I have ruffled someones feathers...

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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050