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Howling Terror
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 03 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Just how is that supposed to work?

In all my years of rogering we have taken rude photos once... I made some 60s style sexy music (Vox wah wah FYI)and made a brief very long slideshow. We watched it once...I wish I'd kept it because I was particularly buff at the time.
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 03 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
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I got a much better seeing-to than I was expecting.
So that was nice Laughing


Deliveroo or Justeat? Laughing were you exoected to tip?


Sounds like she got more than the tip.
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 03 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Just how is that supposed to work?

In all my years of rogering we have taken rude photos once... I made some 60s style sexy music (Vox wah wah FYI)and made a brief very long slideshow. We watched it once...I wish I'd kept it because I was particularly buff at the time.


What did the other guy look like?
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 03 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:


Sounds like she got more than the tip.


The whole sausage?
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 03 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Just how is that supposed to work?

In all my years of rogering we have taken rude photos once... I made some 60s style sexy music (Vox wah wah FYI)and made a brief very long slideshow. We watched it once...I wish I'd kept it because I was particularly buff at the time.


What did the other guy look like?


Don't worry about it Nobby. Didn't he just say he didn't keep the slideshow? Wink
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 03 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
^^^Just how is that supposed to work?

In all my years of rogering we have taken rude photos once... I made some 60s style sexy music (Vox wah wah FYI)and made a brief very long slideshow. We watched it once...I wish I'd kept it because I was particularly buff at the time.


Yeah I always wondered about how these people got photos of themselves whilst doing the beast with the two backs. I was always like Yeah but aren't you too preoccupied to be faffing around w/tripods and lighting and position (fnark)?
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 04 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I believe the BCF phrase is "pictures or it didn't happen".
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I don't think this one was the picture taking type Shocked
Carpe Diem etc.
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PostPosted: 00:45 - 04 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

5 second timer and min-tripod. <<<See how I set 'em up.

It was during the first flush of our relationship. We'd been on the nest for quite some time and y'know..for a giggle took some pics.

Totally un-sexy to do and un-sexy to watch, the music was wicked though.

Hats off to the professionals. Smile
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 05 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://twitter.com/TheWorldOfFunny/status/1212780098983776256?s=09
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 05 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
https://twitter.com/TheWorldOfFunny/status/1212780098983776256?s=09


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PostPosted: 21:38 - 12 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark blues and all the stations Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 16 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

A pork and beef sausage sandwich and a cup of strong black coffee.
Sometimes it's those simple things that bring the most pleasure.
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PostPosted: 19:29 - 16 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cunts on the street that ruined every night last summer by having parties til 5am every weekend have been evicted.
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PostPosted: 01:28 - 17 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I learned to braze today. It was much easier than I thought. Much less fickle than soldering. If it is all going tits-up, what you need is more heat. I cal this a good use of my time.

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Also got the lowest mark in the "coronation street picture round" in the local pub quiz by a very long way (I got 8 points, next lowest was 24). I personally call that a win.

Fuck-yeah.
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PostPosted: 08:41 - 17 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brazing can be very useful. Mates car garage braze body panels on with a few drops of brass. They can heat the braze and move panels till they line up correctly and then will weld them on.
At school we had a go kart club. We made our own frames for them and they were all tubular and brazed together. Strong and could be re-heated and damaged sections could be replaced.
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 17 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My gears have been oiled by buying a new coat Smile .
It has replaced my old old coat that has given me sterling service but looks like I stole it from a dead tramp.

Pepperami is once again stylish and warm Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 17 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grace and Frankie Season 6 on Netflix, yay.
It's definitely a hellkat bingewatch weekend.
Aside from a brief trip to the sorting office in the morning, I shall mostly be glued to the sofa (or possibly in my bed) with the laptop, several spliffs and an assortment of easy to prepare foodstuffs.
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PostPosted: 10:31 - 18 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

saved over two hundred quid putting car insurance on two policies rather
then the multi policy I had

mind you I have signed up to my mates company since and will have my cars detailed twice a month which will cost three hundred quid a year
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 18 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gorilla Glue #4
Excellent.

Ground control to Major Jen
... floating in my tin can.
etc.
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 18 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Gorilla Glue #4
Excellent.

Ground control to Major Jen
... floating in my tin can.
etc.


I had to google that to find out it's not a great new polyurethane adhesive... but may stick you to the sofa.
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 18 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I may be some time ...
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 18 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Friend of The Boy's in a smash. Bad news. Fingers crossed. Bugger."

Not yet out of coma, but intracranial pressure good (EVD still in place). That's good.
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 18 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Took delivery of the BMW. All I can say is at least it's all there. Panniers lock/unlock. Bike starts all OK, tyres u/s horrid black paint job. Heated grips, all mod cons.

I'll give it the once over tomorrow.
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 18 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

NAMM 2020.

Fender putting out some stunning guitars and a few nice amps...Princeton etc

2HP eurorack lunchbox. Affordable modular goodness.

Akai Force. Performance without computer.

Dave Smith Pro3. Banging synth.

Moog doing a smaller Sub37 synth.

Arturia keystep pro. loads of cv 37 keys plus 2 midi outs

Epiphone also putting out some higher quality guitars.

Roland have a gadget for youtubers

Korg besides the wavestation synth are putting out the ARP2600 and fullsize ms20s in different colours.

All good stuff so far.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 18 Jan 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Gorilla Glue #4
Excellent.

Ground control to Major Jen
... floating in my tin can.
etc.


I had to google that to find out it's not a great new polyurethane adhesive... but may stick you to the sofa.


I don't see a problem Laughing
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