So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[hellkat]

Yes, indeedy, I regretted it at precisely the moment I was lying on my bed at around 9.45pm, idly viewing porn on Tumblr and winding up my fiendish chum, when the phone rang and it was the lady whose dissertation I was close to finishing.

But who only emailed me her final draft at 7.0 pm this evening.
So she STILL needs to hand it in tomorrow morning at 8am.

Up gets me, swigs on the Red Bull & snorts a Solero to clear me head, and luckily it wasn't quite as difficult as I expected it to be.

I'm feeling rather pleased with the way it turned out. I even managed to manipulate the section-break command to put in a 28-page table in landscape right in the middle of the document.

I fuckin rule
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[1198]

[Riejufixing]

Nothing.

[Easy-X]

[Fisty]

After putting a bangin' Donk on it, Bertie is now blacker than the people he hates so much.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Ste]

The system works.

[Fisty]

Busa passed its MOT.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Easy-X]

[Fisty]

[MilfHunter]

https://i.ibb.co/RS5YpsQ/Screenshot-20200523-170950-Facebook.jpg
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[hellkat]

When I was about 6 or 7 there was always a kid in my class who smeared poo on the walls of the toilets in the playground.

It used to be a constant source of wonder to me how that child could actually gouge about in a turd and then go and eat his/her lunch later on.

Clearly Milfhunter is that child, in the next generation.
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[hellkat]

Meantime, I have invented a new cocktail.

The "hellkat" - a delicious (I assure you) combination of peach juice, Hendricks gin and Pellegrino limonata over ice, with a selection of citrus previously soaked in brandy.
https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=103592
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[MilfHunter]

Clearing the planner of shite on Sky and I found deadliest catch series 16 which I didn't realise had started again last month.

I have four episodes to feast on.
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[Rebel]

[hellkat]

I'm just very fond of cocktails.

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[hellkat]

Well I dunno about my gears, but I've nearly oiled jut about everything else already today.

Dropped my jar of coconut oil whilst I was oiling my scar - oh noes
But I caught it - yays
But its runny cos hot weekend equals melty coconut oil - oh noes
All over the bed, myself, my clean t-shirt, my jandals, even some on the frickin' cat.

So now i am WELL oiled.
But not in a good way.


hellkat
greeeeeasy

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[panrider_uk]

At least everything will smell nice.

Every cloud...
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[panrider_uk]

My sister bought me a hot tub about 3 years ago.

This weekend I finally got it setup and yesterday spent a relaxing hour in it.
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Current bike: Honda ST1100

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[panrider_uk]

[Riejufixing]

I washed a duvet yesterday. It was too big to go in the washing machine, so I part filled the bath with water, sloshed some bleach into it, and dumped the duvet in, letting it slowly submerge, so the air could get out. Turned it before last thing, let it soak overnight, drained and rinsed it this morning, squeezed some of the water out of it. It would *just* go in the washing machine to spin. It's been on the line today, and it's a lot cleaner! Been used for camping, so still got some marks, but it's good!

[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

Greggs are opening from 15 June, hoorah, steak bakes again!
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[pepperami]