So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[recman]

I like an incentive.


2 page gets in one day? I'm on fire!

[pepperami]

My fishing holiday was cancelled because of this lockdown shite .

Yay! Lockdown has started to be lifted, and Pepperami gets a fresh fishing holiday booked .
Going to cost a bit more and not my first choice of venue, however it’s still a holiday.
Let the worm drowning commence
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[MilfHunter]

Amazons usuall excellent service.

Bought a Nikon D5600 to take some pictures of my car but my S20 Ultra can take just as good pictures on the correct settings.

Anyway got bored of it after about a week So I decided to send it back for a full refund after the thrill of a new toy wears off.

I ordered it with a £259.00 lens which they didn't refund me on I didn't realise until I was looking at what shit I've bought this month on my statement.

Contacted Amazon via live chat;

Being the redneck I am I asked for some compensation for the fuck up and got a £5 voucher.

https://i.ibb.co/MCxYY21/Screenshot-20200625-192207-Amazon-Shopping.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/93mMCp2/Screenshot-20200625-193044-Amazon-Shopping.jpg

Sometimes I love this PC world we now live in you can play it to your advantage.
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Post nut clarity reveals everything.

[P.]

Might ask your mum for some compensation now.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Fisty]

[RhynoCZ]

Today, it was my last ''we have to fix stuff asap'' dentist appointment.

I might even start eating real food again.

Also, lidocaine is amazing stuff. When I was a kid, there was no such a thing in dentistry and most of the dentist appointments were always, let's say, an unpleasant experience. When I was old enough, I just stopped going. I thought, my teeth were alright, I didn't need a dentist until one day, well feck me what a pain. Anyway, nowadays, even the hardest dentist job outhere is a piece of cake, pain management wise.

The moral of the story? Don't be a toothless cxnt, fix your teeth while it's feasible.

EDIT II: I had a root canal cleaning, painless! Well feck me, why are people even afraid of dentistry?
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[bhinso]

Milfhunter could use his £5 voucher towards that.

[Nobby the Bastard]

No Lidocaine? What sort of third world country do you live in?
(Its basically a derivative of cocaine...)
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[MilfHunter]

[1198]

[Bhud]

Clear roads and perfect temperature this evening. Very nice

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Yesterday, Glossop, Holmfirth then Strines road, smashed Snake pass at dusk with a dark fly covered visor.

Saw another RC8, same colour scheme. Common as muck.
It was silent compared to mine

Hot, sweaty, spent.

https://i.postimg.cc/65SXKtVn/Screenshot-2020-06-25-23-39-20-01.jpg
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[sickpup]

I met Jim Vision, google him.

[MilfHunter]

Feeling all nostalgic I bought a deck of King Edward Coronets yesterday they bring back fond childhood memories.

I used to nick them off the well off old twat I used to deliver papers to before school he would leave 3 or 4 on the porch along with a bottle of empty whisky and a glass from the night before. I only took one at a time to smoke whilst I finished the rest of my round but I think he cottoned on in the end as one Christmas he left some posh French soap out and no cigars.

Cigars were never left out after that Christmas and I had the same round for two and a quarter years after.

So last night I smoked my cigars whilst thinking about that old twat enjoying the thunderstorm from the shelter of my veranda.

Good times.
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Post nut clarity reveals everything.

[gbrand42]

So basically an old paedophile groomed you when you were young. So that explains the blowjob addiction. Now we need to understand the origins of the poo fixation.
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Yamaha RD50M, Honda C90, Yamaha RS100, Yamaha RD125LC, Honda XL125 V9 Varadero, Honda NT700VA, Honda VFR800X, Honda CRF1000L, Honda ST1300 Pan European

[MilfHunter]

[FretGrinder]

Finally managed to get the correct beat on the drums for some deftones songs.

Abe cunningham has so much finesse and flow that it's hard to replicate as a beginner.

After breaking down the beat, playing it slow, I've managed to get the right technique for playing it.
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Yamaha MT-09

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[1198]

[Polarbear]

[duhawkz]

The fact he's got no teeth suggests he's a dirty scutter, with poor personal hygiene.
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[Ste]

He's the Dirty Bertie.

[Riejufixing]

A Privet Hawk-moth, resting on the workshop door. Wingspan nearly 5".

[recman]

[chickenstrip]