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PostPosted: 20:56 - 09 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:


I know weed's nice, but you'll have to get up off the floor at some point.
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 09 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a very low sofa.
I was trying to avoid getting the chair in the picture cos it is covered in junk Laughing

Cos actually the picture was to send to my mother, and she would bitch at me "you could at least have tidied up before you took that picture".
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 09 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

MilfHunter wrote:
So there's only a small community left on bad company 2 for the PS3 you often see the same gamer tags.

I've started a new trend on Isla Inocents which involves flying the UH-60 Black hawk on to a mountain within scope of the M-com stations. Leaving your squad so no one can spawn into the chopper and switching positions to the minigun spawn killing the other team.

Went into a server this morning and I seen someone else copying my trick except he forgot to leave the squad so I committed suicide spawned into the chopper (as did the entire squad who died trying to arm the M-coms it was only a 4 vs 3 match) and flew them right back to base I left the squad and waited for them to get out so I could go and harvest all the points.

The assault soldier I stole the chopper from in the first place cottoned on to the fact and started throwing grenades at me emptying full clips into my skull because as I attempted to fly off he would jump back in at this point the rest of the squad had already scrambled and took off in a boat.

Eventually I managed to lose the butthurt individual and go to my mountain to spawn kill the other team but he wasn't finished he spawned at base camp and started launching smoke grenades at me via his M16 assault rifle much to my amusement followed by a message of abuse. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Good times.


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PostPosted: 21:45 - 09 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone has sent me something from M&S Rolling Eyes
I always get advance warning from DPD Laughing

I'm taking book on what it is:

2:1 Flowers
3:1 Chocolates
6:4 Champers
100000:1 A decent bloke : confident, laughs easily, likes to travel and can cook properly.
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 09 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Someone has sent me something from M&S Rolling Eyes
I always get advance warning from DPD Laughing

I'm taking book on what it is:

2:1 Flowers
3:1 Chocolates
6:4 Champers
100000:1 A decent bloke : confident, laughs easily, likes to travel and can cook properly.
Evens: Milfhunter


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PostPosted: 22:01 - 09 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://media3.giphy.com/media/snEoxV8grx3by/200w.gif

I said DECENT Laughing
No poo-smearers!
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 10 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pink Floyd on sky arts.

I'm not on call, 3 ciders down.

I have become comfortably numb.
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PostPosted: 23:20 - 10 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anita sent me cupcakes.
Very posh ones.
Cool
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 10 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cor, three of each sort!

I have just had my big dinner. 100g chips, two "Aberdeen Angus" beefburgers, a large dollop of mashed vegetables, and 1/2 a tin of baked beans. Rather more workmanlike, but very satisfying. And a pint of cocoa to wash it down with!
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 10 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll give yourself indigestion, young man, eating such a heavy meal late at night.

Cocoa though ... Thinking mmmm, yeah.
I'm just polishing off the Hendricks and Mirinda, and I could do with a nice soothing pint of cocoa.
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 10 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a bit miffed.
Somebody from my floor nicked one out of the box whilst I was not in my office.
Gears a bit ground on that front but I suppose I couldn't possibly have eaten all of them Laughing


Well..., I could.
Given half an hour or so Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 10 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

And now Rush on BBC1.

Thor makes a good Hunt.
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PostPosted: 23:59 - 10 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Pink Floyd on sky arts.

I'm not on call, 3 ciders down.

I have become comfortably numb.


I don't have Sky so can't watch - Sorrow
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Ste
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 11 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yesterday...

First this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/GEykgqU.jpg

Then later, this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/zsQ4nm0.jpg

But then this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/kmPdtQo.jpg

Oh dear. Laughing

https://i.imgur.com/TXAce2M.jpg

Signs of life!!!

https://i.imgur.com/XN4lN9u.jpg
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 11 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rota change at work has moved my days off. Needed them as they were for an excursion I have booked. Owing to many staff returning from furlough, there's no work in the pot for my days off as they are now and owing to the days being moved at short notice, they have to honour them as they were = 2 extra paid days off next week!
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PostPosted: 17:51 - 11 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Yesterday...

First this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/GEykgqU.jpg

Then later, this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/zsQ4nm0.jpg

But then this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/kmPdtQo.jpg

Oh dear. Laughing

https://i.imgur.com/TXAce2M.jpg

Signs of life!!!

https://i.imgur.com/XN4lN9u.jpg


Last time I take you to the pub.
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Poseidon
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 11 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Ste wrote:
Yesterday...

First this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/GEykgqU.jpg

Then later, this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/zsQ4nm0.jpg

But then this happened.

https://i.imgur.com/kmPdtQo.jpg

Oh dear. Laughing

https://i.imgur.com/TXAce2M.jpg

Signs of life!!!

https://i.imgur.com/XN4lN9u.jpg


Last time I take you to the pub.


Wait... Ste is a human?
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 11 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slept for 13 hours, woke up made scrabled eggs.
Napped for another hour then made a crisp butty.

Not having having my life ruined by being on call, priceless.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 12 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poseidon wrote:
Wait... Ste is a human?

Hand

That's Nobby resting and his four year old enjoying the game of let's see if we you can wake your daddy up. Mr. Green

Nobby wrote:
Last time I take you to the pub.

What?!?

I returned you safely to your house and then helped with lockdown homework, I certainly didn't encourage your four year old to use his bin lorries to try and wake you up. Laughing

On the plus side, if you're posting then that means you must have made it home today. Laughing

But I don't know if I'll be back in time tomorrow and I've still got Morphs bladder so ah well. Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 12 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Butterkist sweet and salty microwave popcorn.
900w, 2mins, nuked to perfection. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 12 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me and Recluso stopped off to get petrol in Merthyr Tydfil and I noticed a debit card on the floor, handed it in to the cashier.

Grabbed sarnie and drink and headed off to a car park as both of us were getting a bit hangry.

A wild blue tracer appears and the guy said "Did you just hand in a debit card at the petrol station? That was mine, was just gonna go home and cancel it, cheers buddy!"

I had the biggest smile on my face in ages, it really made my day Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 12 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

FretGrinder wrote:
Good deed done.


Nice to be part of the decent side of society isn't it?
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 12 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
FretGrinder wrote:
Good deed done.


Nice to be part of the decent side of society isn't it?


Doing the complete opposite of MilfMunter?

Yes indeedy.
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 12 Jul 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lando Norris a magnificent 5th, 3 amazing overtakes on the last lap.

Shame about the miserable cunt that won.
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