So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[techathy]

Driving to work and overtake police car on the motorway, he's doing about 55 I'm doing 70. The police car then accelerates and slowly passes me, the officer in the passenger seat looking very intently at me/my car... then gives me a thumbs up.

[andyscooter]

its hot and I'm off fishing


best get some sun cream on my bonce I think
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[recman]

[mivster]

the deputy cunting manager
shes an arrogant self centered power tripping fuckwit
other than that i got on with my day and now sat at home chillin with a fine ale
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"I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle."

[Fisty]

The person parked next me who gave me back my car key after I left it on the car roof at the vets.

Cheers chap.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Today's cheerful note came when I drove past my old flat in Fulham on the way to the dentist, and noticed one of the (Italian) neighbours I haven't seen for ages, standing out the front.

So after my dentist appointment I stopped back there and knocked on the door. The daughter of the family answered and was over the moon to see me, we've not seen one another for about 15 years. So we had a tiny nag (half an hour ) cos my bike was parked on a yellow line, WAY too close to a roundabout) and I have promised to return next week for some espresso and lunch, to spend time with their mum (now 82) and catch-up on gossip. Lovely!
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[chickenstrip]

Riding the bike around a sunny, dry, empty Wales while everyone else was at work
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[hellkat]

Had my front window fixed.

It got, uhhh, interfered-with late one evening (about 18 months ago!) when we both "lost our keys"* - but we hadn't got round to asking the landlord to fix it.

So it took two guys all of half an hour to take the window off and install new hinges, and I am now happily sitting here with the window open and curtains blowing in the breeze.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[andyscooter]

Extra piece of scampi

Menu said 14 pieces and I got 15

Winning
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[NJD]

Watched some of the footage from my commute back and noticed that the fellow rider that I pulled up diagonally behind (I in lane 1, him in 2) in some traffic gave me a little shoulder check nod before he went into the distance once he noticed me.

Not that the power of my chong noodle 125 would have allowed me to catch up and say hello back mind.

[delsol]

^

Aw shucks, but see what ya mean, nice one

Nice to be nice.

[Beehive Bedlam]

Today I sat on a very shiny CB1300 if I am allowed to keep it in the summer house I am going back tomorrow to buy it.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[grr666]

Just had a cheeky 5pm quickie with the wife, feel much better for a damn good spaff. My fruit was hanging low.

Looking forward to dinner, tonight on the menu we have
Filet steak, with chips, onion and coriander salad, a couple of fried eggs and some peas, washed down with a couple of 'been in
the fridge all day' bottles of Cobra. With a tub of strawberry cheesecake Haagen Dazs to sit and munch on the sofa
with whatever we can agree on netflix wise. Big furry blanket on the sofa, bit of snuggle time... Bliss. (and possibly round two if I'm not too full)
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Beehive Bedlam]

I had a dream I vaguely remember but it was definitely about a chain oiler of some description possibly loobman I woke up just at the right time feeling very refreshed.

[virus]

one year since I quit smoking, got accepted for a new job and steak for dinner tonight, not a bad amount of win considering its not even 10am yet.


Cheers
John
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own: 81 xs1100g...
owned: 85 rat CG (sold), 91 GS500e (stolen), 84 gsx400f (scrapped), 81 z250 (siezed, siezed, scrapped), 83 cb250rs (sold), 84 gpz750r ratfighter (killed) 84gpz400 (sold), '80 cb650 ratfighter (wrote off) 95gsx6/12f ratfighter (killed) 91 xj900 (sold)
stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.

[andyscooter]

Oil
Literally

Someone has left a new 4ltr bottle outside my garage

It's 10w40 motorcycle oil as well so well chuffed

Not a clue who it is though
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[grr666]

Went out for a squirt in my seldom used Audi today, I always forget what a whizzy thing it is.
In the last 12 months it's done 48 miles...

Dinner tonight courtesy of 'Jamies Italian' in Bath. Had good feed in there. Meat platter to share to start.
For main I had the 'Ultimate burger' with fries and coleslaw. my mrs had 'chicken puttanesca' with a green salad.
Went home for 'afters' seems the wine went to mrs grrs head. Now she's gone to bed and I have the TV
to myself and a large tub of ice cream to go with it. Life is good.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[recman]

I'm at the end of my three week holiday and while it usually puts me on a bit of a downer, I've managed to aviod contact with anyone from work.
Which is nice.

[Sun Wukong]

I have new volunteers who are nice, and over the age of 18.

And I finally figured out how to make Dosas our of dosa mix. Cheap as hell, really good for any stuffing, and really healthy.

That was cool
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"Hard times lead to hard people. Hard people lead to good times. Good times lead to weak people. Weak people lead to hard times." Smegballs
"Oh and STE balloons would be one of the nicer things we would receive at the office, the amount of dog turd in jiffy bags is not funny." Jsmith86

[andyscooter]

The rain

Been on the quad and it wnet dead so got to play

Only downside is the 4 wheel drive has broke and I got stuck
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[hellkat]

The happy barks (and laughter from me) of Bruno playing "dog drinking the hose water" game whilst I was washing down my garden alleyway.

Cracks me up how he tries to drink from it and run away both at the same time.


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[duhawkz]

[thx1138]

Off work today, not back til Weds. Got 137.4 mpg out of my 125 today 😃