So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[recman]

Shoveled some coal into the old ps3 and dusted off MW2, still loads of people on the line.

[andyscooter]

just found a shortcut to work

I could if I wanted to walk it in ten minutes

IF I wanted to that is
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[DRZ4Hunned]

My employer's system for booking holiday thinks I carried over 5 days holiday from last year which I actually used Downside is I have to use it by the end of the month, can't complain though.
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DRZ400-SM
FZS600

[Dave70]

Went to my local motorcycle shop to buy some muc off cleaner.

Picked up a 1 litre bottle and placed it on the counter. The good lady at the till then informed me that the litre bottle I'd picked up was in fact concentrated and would make up 4 litres when diluted.

Not really what I was after, so asked her how much it was going to cost me. She told me that it was about 20 odd pound but would let me have it for a tenner.

Considering 1 litre usually costs around 7-8 quid, I was quite pleased.
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There ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk.

2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f.

[NJD]

Spring. Being back on the bike after a week. Weather worthwhile commuting in.

Well, beside the tard who went from parked up to cutting across all three lanes of a major road right into my path forcing me to perform a stop / swerve combination / horn and all so he could attempt to cut into the turn right lane. Everyone lived so we won't go into that.

Had a blast. Twenty minutes and was over though, many sadness. Should probably take the longer route once the light gets a bit better at the latter hours of the day.


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The do it all, T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶l̶u̶m̶p̶,̶ ̶C̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶

[waffles]

An unexpected monetary windfall and I get my face stitches out tomorrow.
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[Poundshop Dave]

It's Friday, everyone out. Kids are doing their own thing and won't be back until tomorrow.

The good lady has indicated we are having an early night, tonight Dave is gonna get lucky, yeah stick some Barry White on the CD player, lights down low and give her the 5 minutes of her life.
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[recman]

Just heard Peter Powell's sons are restarting the stunt kite business.
We had one of the originals back in the seventies.
Just hope I can afford one of the new ones.

[Rogerborg]

Lidl's advert for car stuff.

https://i.imgur.com/w7XsSH6.png?1

Geyls cin do inithing.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[andyscooter]

Went out drinking last night and feel good today

Never normally happens
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[recman]

[M.C]

Ordered something off Amazon yesterday, selected peasant delivery option... it came today

[hellkat]

Forgot to turn off my "available for work" notification on the way home last night from a v.late Friday-night shift

Half way round the M25 I got sent a job from BRx (where?) to BRy (where?). Damn.

Not entirely sure I could actually see well enough (tiredness) to get myself home, let alone a passenger.

Discovered there was a mouthful of Red Bull left (warm and not fizzy, urgh) and managed to collect this boy, ostensibly the manager of the local cinema.

Got not-quite halfway to his house, when his boss calls to say the alarms are going off, so we head back, and I wait 15 minutes, then take him back home again.

Job doubled in price.
Result.

Still, hardly worth getting home at 4.15am for ... *sigh*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Howling Terror]

Friend helping me.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[recman]

Gave my granddaughter her birthday present today, dinosaur costume.
She didn't want to take it off.

[thx1138]

family friend just got sworn in as acting governor St Helena, Ascension Island and Tristan da Cunha

[Sun Wukong]

I just got a one week paid trip to Italy. I have to do some teaching, but trip there and back are paid, and fair chunk of money for the week so
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Top cat
"Hard times lead to hard people. Hard people lead to good times. Good times lead to weak people. Weak people lead to hard times." Smegballs
"Oh and STE balloons would be one of the nicer things we would receive at the office, the amount of dog turd in jiffy bags is not funny." Jsmith86

[Rogerborg]

[pepperami]

[thx1138]

spent the day helping my father-in-law who is in his 80's re-do his carport roof, he's certainly not old before his time, both of us clambering around on ladders and scaffolding

[Nobby the Bastard]

Got the Strumpet back today with a nice new stator.

Although it's taken a couple of weeks, Fowlers have repaired it without any problems for free.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[recman]

Carol Kirkwood.
Looking particularly hawt today.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[grr666]

I'm sure she was hot 25 years ago.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Beehive Bedlam]