So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[andyscooter]

[derillius24]

Superhero themed day at work to raise money for charitayz.

One dental nurse turned up in a skin tight, one piece cat suit. Not sure she realises the NHS hasn't been sold to Stringfellow quite yet. She was told to leave and come back in more appropriate attire
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CG125, CBF250, DRZ400-SM, Z750, Street Triple R, Tuono V4R

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[natefz6]

School holiday traffic! took 15 mins less to get in. Bet the M4 is ruined on the way home though.


Update: M4 closed between J6 and J7 hopefully will be sorted by hometime
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"no I didn't steal it that's just the way I ride"

[thx1138]

seen a job I can do, and want to do, and just applied for it

part-time too

I always prefer to scrape by on part-time, than work full time

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Been on another sex-kitten binge today, winking at chaps in the traffic on the Euston Road: sometimes I even beeped them up, pointing at them and then winking or smiling.

My response rate was not quite as high as I expected - although I had a few notable exceptions ( ) - and it took me a while to realise that most people don't really "see" AddyLee cars unless they want one to pick them up. They certainly do not expect a lady in an AddyLee car, let alone one with red nails and lipstick that winks saucily at them.

I wolfwhistled an old guy of about 87* crossing Marylebone Rd at Baker Street, and he looked directly at me, somewhat confused, cos I kept eye contact and smiled. He would have been a bit of alright when he was younger in that stiff upper lip kind of way. Hopefully it gave him a tingle








*No, I did not say "Alright Grandad, fancy a go on me airbags".
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[M.C]

I picture this some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rRA8GYzU8E

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[recman]

Booked car in for MOT.
Turned up for the MOT.
Car passed the MOT.
Went to pay for MOT.
'That'll be £45 please.'
'Your website says £30.'
'We don't have a website.'
'But I called the number on your website to book the car in.'
'We don't book cars in for MOTs, which number did you ring?'
I show the bloke.
'That's the garage round the corner!'
Huge lolz.

[Baggyman]

[hellkat]

I was thinking about it the last couple of days, and I suspect I probably project quite a confusing picture to maledom in general

Shame I didn't realise that when I was much younger, I coulda wrapped the entire male race around my little finger

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2c/26/b5/2c26b51f42e195a85487e1b524bccfa0.jpg
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Poundshop Dave]

Winning bet on the Grand National. Also had an EWB on a horse that came in the first 6, Paddy power gave generous 6 horse placement. My fiver earned me £90. Happy
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[hellkat]

Good to see that no equine entries bought their final ticket over the fences at Aintree this year.

I love horse racing, but its always sad when that happens.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Today my gears have mostly been oiled by doing FUCK ALL.

* bigfella got up and went to work about 8, I stayed in bed til well gone 9, snoozing
* got up for a wee, made tea and toast, went back to bed to read Kindle
* got up and properly dressed: I always put a bra on, just in case I feel like going out and starting to weed the garden (I didn't)
* lay on sofa and did Pinterest and Tumblr
* lay at the other end of the sofa and read a different book than the one I was reading in bed
* made ribbon pasta for lunch (cheesey sauce, spring onions)
* bought an ice cream with flake and nuts (chocolate syrup)
* continued reading original book
* had a little snooze
* decided to pester you lot
* might go back and continue with that book in a minute

Oh, hmmm, I've not done fuck all today after all, that's ^^ quite a lot of bullet points^^
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[duhawkz]

My car stereo seems to have developed an anoying fault were the volume goes from fairly tame to ear splitting randomly.

Anyhoo i driving through town with window down because the weather was nice, chilling to the smooth vibes o' slipknot I got stopped by traffic lights outside a church, so I'm sat there waiting for the light to go green when a family (mum, dad & daughter) of god botherers emerged from church and began crossing the road infront of my car.

As they drew level with my drivers side door, my stereo decided it was going to jump to ear splitting, just at the exact moment corey taylor bellowed "HERE WE GO AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER".

The look of disgust on the mummy god botherer's face was priceless
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"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red

[andyscooter]

Got to my local to find loads of scooters poitside

Sat there listening to them traking the piss
They left and just after I did

They were all looking at mine unsure of what it was
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Tracey Suntan-King]

Being able to pop out of the front door to pick a fresh lemon from the tree for my gin & tonic.

hic
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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[Dave....]

[Poundshop Dave]

Poundland Blu ray's.

Harcore Henry
Expendables 3
The Mechanic

All £1 each, yeah, shopping at it's best.
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[andyscooter]

Wondering round a zoo and saw some ace animals


A wolverine a black mamba and a puff adder

Also heard a giraffe fart

Had a,nice tea and family day

Am shattered now though
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[pepperami]

[thx1138]

I just applied to ride a Pizza Hut scooter.

Bet I don't get hired though.