So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Rogerborg]

[hellkat]

Mebbe ...

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[hellkat]

Of course I was!

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[hellkat]

*waits whilst the Borg searches for the ThankFuckForThat karma button*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[andyscooter]

Daughter seems to be a natural on a horse (sorry Mr Borg I know its dangerous) second lesson and she is off the lead reign and riding solo and has done a slalom and a canter
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[M.C]

[Howling Terror]

^^^Keeps them away from boys for a few years. Nothing worse as a father to see your daughter turn up with the latest Master Monosyllabic nobwipe.
The minor drawback is visiting them in hospital when the horse has either flung them off..kicked them or rolled on them or a combination.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[M.C]

[Poundshop Dave]

Luchtime drink up town this afternoon, pie and chips and pint £6.50. Stuck a quid in the slot machine and won a tenner. Free lunch and enough out of the tenner left to have a free go on the lotto.

You've got to be in it to win it. Fingers crossed.
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[Rogerborg]

Young Master Borg, teenage accomplishment get, deigned to devour some maki rolls.

Sliced "seafood sticks" and cucumber, sushi rice, rice wine vinegar and nori, this is all that was left from $MANY slices after everyone had nommed in.

https://i.imgur.com/0E5mywF.png

I'm only posting because I'm in my refractory period. OM NOM NOM NOM imminent. I'ma in ur base appropriating ur culture.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[waffles]

I had some moles removed from my face a few weeks ago and went for a check-up today with the doctor. He said that it is all healed up very well and couldn't find the longest scar above my eye. Its going to take about a year to fully heal up and disappear but I feel a lot more confident about the way I look.


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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[Poundshop Dave]

Rostered on. A new comedy programme that I found whilst browsing Youtube.

Trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGZHp6POEw

In the same light as Trollied or Superstore. Set in Australia, very very funny in my opinion.

They have a channel.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUM1AsAAWk3oZzdmRvc2Ybw
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[Poundshop Dave]

My ego received a good oiling today. A lovely American lady was behind me in the Costa coffee queue at Frankly services J3 M5. I'd ordered a flat white

"Alright chic, a flaaat white ple a se chic and a sticky right a stick ca a ke"

The American was "Oh I love you're accent". Much blushing and keeping cool on my part. Just goes to show that people love a Brummy accent, most men I think are 'well jel' they ain't got one and women secretly find it horny.
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[chickenstrip]

[hellkat]

No really.
You absolutely can't generalise like that.
People have all sorts of reasons for liking or disliking accents.

I don't find it horny.
At all.

A Brummy accent is the one accent I simply cannot bear, based on the fact that my stepfather had one, and he was an evil abusive predator I can *just about* cope with Jasper Carrott, but anyone from the Hall Green/Solihull area, it makes my stomach churn to listen to them.
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[Poundshop Dave]

So what about my accent then HellKat? mine is more of a Kitts Green/Northfield one?

If you watched the Youtube £1 blue tooth speaker review, you would have heard it.

Good/Bad/indifferent?
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[hellkat]

Send me a link and I'll tell you if it makes me chunder.
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[Poundshop Dave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gELWX4GqNs&feature=youtu.be
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[hellkat]

https://static.moneysavingexpert.com/images/forum_smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif https://static.moneysavingexpert.com/images/forum_smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif https://static.moneysavingexpert.com/images/forum_smilies/laughing-smiley-014.gif

*wonders whether anyone has ever died from inhaling vomit whilst laughing?*
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[Poundshop Dave]

The microphone obviously was at fault, I sound hot, so my wife says. And other people, really.

So there.
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Proud to be from Birmingham

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[recman]

I wouldn't mind having an accent, I'm one of those non-accent types.
I used to have a slight Norfolk tinge when talking to my Dad, he was from Gorleston, but I think its gone now.

[duhawkz]

[hellkat]

"Poundshop Dave"

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