So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[ws4936]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[ride_to_die]

Severn Trent repair bloke. Last 2 days there's been some repairs on my way to work. Diversions are 2 miles extra almost on account of being in a village in the middle of nowhere....last 2 days I've moved the barrier so I can get through on bike. Today the bloke moved the barrier for me
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I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

[Saraya]

Eldest son came round and told me to close my eyes and hold out my hands. I opened them to find myself holding a teddy bear wearing a t-shirt saying 'Baby (surname) coming soon.'
Due December 21st.

Daughter in law rides a CBR. I reckon the tank will be in her way soon. And can you get maternity leathers?

[recman]

[andyscooter]

Made friends with a young thrush/robin (not too sure ) when during mums garden

By the end it was taking worms out of my hand

Got more to do in the morning so taking meal worms with me
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[BanditsHigh]

[hellkat]

I had a passenger announce it to her friends in my car tonight ... whilst on their way to a restaurant.

They knew something must be up, cos she reckoned she wasn't going to be drinking

She said she has been faking getting drunk for weeks now, so as not to give the game away I literally couldn't believe my ears

But anyway, even I was excited for her.



You do hear some right old tripe in the back of the car some days
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[grr666]

A huge feast of KFC for me and the Mrs after a late dog walk with a pub stop at midway. We have a pub that does 3
varieties of Thatchers cider slush. Anyway I got 8 pieces of chicken (got 3 breasts in that ) and 4 boneless strips.
No fries no sides, just meat. We had to shut the dog out of the kitchen while we ate it, cos she was basically being
a bit of dick. I'm expecting a dense and very smelly turd in the morning, and I don't mean the dog.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[hellkat]

I recently discovered KFC do some kind of mad white-chocolate slush drink. It's ridiculously delicious. But they give you some big-ass straw to drink it with, cos the white chocolate chips are ginormous and won't fit up a normal straw.

I'm having a bit of a passion about Morleys sticky bbq chicken wings at the moment. I keep count of how many I drive by without stopping, in order to be able to congratulate myself for not having done so, by the end of the day.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Tracer1234]

Having a rather attractive nurse, actually oil my gears! (lube my nuts for ultrasound)


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Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[Howling Terror]

^^^When they shaved me I was disappointed with my erection.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Tracer1234]

[Saraya]

[recman]

[grr666]

Two filet steaks, chips peas and a couple of fried eggs for lunch washed down with a couple of bottles of Hop House 13.
Now for a snooze.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[waffles]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Realising that the water meter I had fitted on Thursday hasn't even registered a full digit yet, meaning I've probably halved my water bill.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Tracer1234]

Leaving hospital appreciating not being a potato.
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Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[Hong Kong Phooey]

[Tracer1234]

Seeing the Mrs in her fancy habit for the theatre.

https://s20.postimg.org/pqe4az0lp/IMG_20170612_180904.jpg


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Riding: Yamaha MT-09 Tracer Occasionally Riding: 08 Suzuki SV650, Potato: 2011 Yamaha YBR Custom.
Used to ride: 2015 Yamaha MT-09 Tracer (smidsy) 09 Triumph Street Triple (P/X'd) 08 Yamaha YBR (Sold)
CBT 04/14. A: Mod 1 & 2 13/04/15

[Howling Terror]

Has she been a Naughty Nun.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Tracer1234]