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Retard 1 pulled over on the road.
Retard 2 stopped behind retard 1 holding up all the other retards.
Retard 3 behind retard 2 rage overtakes retard 1 and 2 meanwhile retard 2 finally realises retard 1 had pulled over and pulled out without checking the mirrors and smashed into retard 2.
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does that mean there is three of you ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
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I found a moment to go to the supermarket and there were hardly any people in there.
So I bought just enough stuff to get through Christmas: sufficient but not excessive amounts of cream*, cake, vegetables, butter, cheese, biscuits, pasta, booze and cat food to survive and have a nice time.
* well, okay, slightly excessive amounts of cream ... ... but it is Christmas after all, according to Noddy Holder.
**half a bottle of red wine to cook my roast beef with, and a whole unopened bottle of Amaretto di Saronno that I just somehow seem to have forgotten I even had (it still has the dutyfree packing around it!) and which I may take with me when I visit MCW and get her drunk with it. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Going to Switzerland for Christmas. |
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Got 90% of my christmas grocery shop in. Did half in Tesco and half in Waitrose. Surprisingly neither were chocka block.
Just need veggies and a bit more cheese and I'm done.
Among my purchases -
8 bottles of Prosecco, 6 tubs haagen dazs (Currently £3 a pop in Waitrose), a bottle of Whitley Bay gin
(Awesome I'm told), a good 20 odd mixed bottles of craft beers and IPA, a few bottles of cider, 4 bottles
of Sauvignon Blanc. Turkey crown, beef basting joint, loads of streaky bacon and Tesco finest chipolatas
(my favourite sausages anywhere), all sorts of sliced cooked meat and plenty of sweets, crisps and nuts of course.
Tonight sees the arrival of my ounce of herbal (half from one guy and half from another so I can mix it up a bit)
Also the wife finished work yesterday and is now off for a fortnight. Settling in for a nice long period of over-indulgence. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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As Ste will tell you, Most of next week I'll be alternating between that and Baileys. ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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Nobby the Bastard wrote: |
As Ste will tell you, Most of next week I'll be alternating between that, Stella, Baileys and vomiting. |
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grr666 wrote: | Got 90% of my christmas grocery shop in. Did half in Tesco and half in Waitrose. Surprisingly neither were chocka block.
Just need veggies and a bit more cheese and I'm done.
Among my purchases -
8 bottles of Prosecco, 6 tubs haagen dazs (Currently £3 a pop in Waitrose), a bottle of Whitley Bay gin
(Awesome I'm told), a good 20 odd mixed bottles of craft beers and IPA, a few bottles of cider, 4 bottles
of Sauvignon Blanc. Turkey crown, beef basting joint, loads of streaky bacon and Tesco finest chipolatas
(my favourite sausages anywhere), all sorts of sliced cooked meat and plenty of sweets, crisps and nuts of course.
Tonight sees the arrival of my ounce of herbal (half from one guy and half from another so I can mix it up a bit)
Also the wife finished work yesterday and is now off for a fortnight. Settling in for a nice long period of over-indulgence. |
They said on the news today and tomorrow will be the busiest days for food shopping, the roads were busy so I was expecting it to be hectic... but the supermarket was surprisingly quiet. Anyhoo got what I needed for xmas:
https://img.tesco.com/Groceries/pi/592/5010017109592/IDShot_540x540.jpg
^You can drink a lot without vomiting over your granny. |
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Shopping all done, hunted, gathered, hatches battened down. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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And billed your neighbour? |
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you are supposed to wait til after Christmas to get rid of your xmas tree ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
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you are supposed to wait til after Christmas to get rid of your xmas tree |
It wasn't a Christmas tree you idiot. |
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And billed your neighbour? |
Tbh, I just wanted rid of it.
My mate got lots of firewood in exchange for the use of the chainsaw and I had a blast.
My neighbour now has all the branches in his garden so now it's his mess. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 96 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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