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piazza
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 23 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

A real man would have used the tree to build a new shed, then billed the neighbour. True story I asked a real man Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:49 - 23 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real men have plastic sheds.
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 23 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

And real men don't go round shitting at the roadside.
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 25 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

first thing this morning, I played world of tanks on my xbox one, and basically destroyed the virtual toy tanks of all the little kids Laughing

For about two hours, I was almost untouchable, until more grown ups got online anyway.
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 25 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
first thing this morning, I played world of tanks on my xbox one, and basically destroyed the virtual toy tanks of all the little kids Laughing

For about two hours, I was almost untouchable, until more grown ups got online anyway.


Are you sure they were 'grown-ups' or just kids taking you to the cleaners.
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PostPosted: 00:28 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah probably were just slightly older kids 😀
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PostPosted: 10:01 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

this


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was perfect
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PostPosted: 14:47 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

This lemon kush is remarkable.
It has qualities I had not anticipated.
Remarkable levels of quadrophenic hallucinations as well as deep personal introspection, along with some smashing self-congratulatory side effects Cool Cool Cool Cool
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 26 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Primark fleece lined leggings. For £3 a pair they are nice and warm and fit under leathers so that I don't get cold knees on the bike. The rest of me is cold but my legs are toasty.
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PostPosted: 03:03 - 27 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am a Grandad Thumbs Up Very Happy Thumbs Up

Baby Imogen was delivered by emergency cesarian section after complications.

Only just over 4 lbs in weight she will have to live in an incubator for two weeks as she was born 5 weeks prematurely Confused

I is a very happy parent and grandparent Dance!
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 30 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Boiling out there today, looking forward to a ride.

https://i.imgur.com/TOnJwYs.png
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 30 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

B0ndy wrote:
Boiling out there today, looking forward to a ride.

https://i.imgur.com/TOnJwYs.png


Roads are piss wet and covered in salt near me. Might go for a run instead.
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 30 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fizzer Thou wrote:
I am a Grandad Thumbs Up Very Happy Thumbs Up

Baby Imogen was delivered by emergency cesarian section after complications.

Only just over 4 lbs in weight she will have to live in an incubator for two weeks as she was born 5 weeks prematurely Confused

I is a very happy parent and grandparent Dance!


Congratulations, I hope all things works out well Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 30 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had my new fridge/freezer delivered today.

It's an American style one and I thought it was going to be a problem getting it into the house because they're quite deep.

The delivery guys were very well practiced and whipped the doors off it, plonked it in the utility room and had the doors on again all in less than 15 minutes.

So a Thumbs Up for Curry's delivery guys.
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 30 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought my folks National Trust membership for Christmas again this year, they now qualify for a different rate as they have been a member for more than five years so I'm getting £30 back. Nice one!
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 02 Jan 2018    Post subject: Baby Imogen is One Week Young Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
Fizzer Thou wrote:
I am a Grandad Thumbs Up Very Happy Thumbs Up

Baby Imogen was delivered by emergency cesarian section after complications.

Only just over 4 lbs in weight she will have to live in an incubator for two weeks as she was born 5 weeks prematurely Confused

I is a very happy parent and grandparent Dance!


Congratulations, I hope all things works out well Thumbs Up


Thank you Pepperami.

I had my first cuddle with baby Imogen this afternoon Wub

Mother and Grandaughter are doing nicely.

Little one cannot go home with her parents yet as she is still under observation,but it will not be long Dance!

Meanwhile,it is all hands to the wallpapering and the painting of skirting boards Neutral
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 03 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Annoying some random little poppet.
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 03 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fizzer Thou wrote:
I am a Grandad Thumbs Up Very Happy Thumbs Up


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PostPosted: 16:15 - 03 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wafer_Thin_Ham wrote:
B0ndy wrote:
Boiling out there today, looking forward to a ride.

https://i.imgur.com/TOnJwYs.png


Roads are piss wet and covered in salt near me. Might go for a run instead.


Around me the roads stay wet until end of March... I always look out my window and if the puddle on my garage roof is (still) there it means the roads are (still) wet. Good way to tell i think Very Happy
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 03 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Figured out a good sturdy solution to my window sill problem. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 03 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The other halve’s grandkids went home today.
The noise, greed, and chaos have all gone away Smile Thumbs Up .
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 04 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

16 today.
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 04 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Sending a virtual scratch behind the ear to the old rascal.
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PostPosted: 19:32 - 04 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

B0ndy wrote:
Boiling out there today, looking forward to a ride.

https://i.imgur.com/TOnJwYs.png


Looks like my EQ when I'm looking for the perfect beat.
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