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recman
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 04 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
B0ndy wrote:
Boiling out there today, looking forward to a ride.

https://i.imgur.com/TOnJwYs.png


Looks like my EQ when I'm looking for the perfect beat.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2RJlYzBhLg4
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 04 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
RhynoCZ wrote:
Looks like my EQ when I'm looking for the perfect beat.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2RJlYzBhLg4


EDIT: You got the joke, I give you ''cool'' for that. Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 22:03 - 05 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

A guy on my local Facebook page needed to borrow a ramp and some straps so I said he could use mine, I got a bottle of booze in return. Lovely!
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PostPosted: 09:43 - 06 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorted out the man cave again

all tools are neatly stored in it again rather then half in the bedroom and some in the front room Laughing

also found out I own 30 pairs of pants and over 100 pairs of socks Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 06 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many with holes in them or floppy waistbands, though.
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 06 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real men wear their other halve's knickers.
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PostPosted: 23:26 - 06 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

In other news, I have a few more gears now that I won a bike on eBay.
I'll oil them tomorrow.
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 06 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
In other news, I have a few more gears now that I won a bike on eBay.

Was it a raffle? Whistle
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 07 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
How many with holes in them or floppy waistbands, though.


this was what was left after Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 07 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bumped into an old friend at the local supermarket yesterday and found out he has moved locally to where I live.

Also found out he has now bought himself a 1198S so roll on the warmer weather and for the rideouts Dance!
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 07 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
In other news, I have a few more gears now that I won a bike on eBay.
I'll oil them tomorrow.


Bike is absolutely mint!
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 09 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today I am officially also a cager

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PostPosted: 17:05 - 09 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

FretGrinder wrote:

Welcome to the traffic jams Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:45 - 09 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

For China related stuff, I needed a very specific document from my UK bank which most banks are unaware of. Went to my little local branch yesterday and was told, "computer says no," in a million different ways as I tried and tried again to explain that the thing I wanted would probably not be available at the click of a button, and that the document would probably need to be specially typed up and signed by a manager. But nope, "computer says no, I'm sorry..."

So I went to the larger branch in the next town today. Spoke immediately to a person whose badge said 'Manager' on it, then in less than 2 minutes she sat there and typed out the exact document I wanted, signed it by hand and gave it a big official 'Lloyds' stamp in black ink.

I then went to pay in a cheque. Guess who one of the cashiers was? 'Computer says no' woman Laughing , and the look on her face told me she had clearly seen me stood at the other desk solving the problem that she had claimed was unsolvable.

I win Very Happy
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PostPosted: 01:05 - 10 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Channel 4 news live tonight, Daily Mail journo in the street, Grauniad journo in the studio.

As Daily Mail bloke was saying his piece, a young couple walked past having a domestic slanging match

"I fucking told ya"

"no, no, no she said she saw you with her"

etc.

full on screaming at each other, oblivious that they were live on telly Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 12 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I threw my pushbike on the back of Mummy Bus #2, bagged the last free / free car parking space Sooth of the Clyde then cycled in a couple of miles to Toilpod Towers as I've been threatening to do for years.

Loooooooooooooolz. Cyclos can do anything. Weaving in and out of the pedestrians on the pavement, wrong way up one way streets, red lights = an opportunity to overtake the MAMILs, then park it in the dry under the building.

I see why pedalists like this, it's almost like being a motovlogger.
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PostPosted: 11:05 - 12 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
I threw my pushbike on the back of Mummy Bus #2, bagged the last free / free car parking space Sooth of the Clyde then cycled in a couple of miles to Toilpod Towers as I've been threatening to do for years.

Loooooooooooooolz. Cyclos can do anything. Weaving in and out of the pedestrians on the pavement, wrong way up one way streets, red lights = an opportunity to overtake the MAMILs, then park it in the dry under the building.

I see why pedalists like this, it's almost like being a motovlogger.


Careful though, too much cycling can cause your peen and beans to fall off and turn into a vajayjay, it's true I read it in a magazine.
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 12 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

found this on reddit

COMPUTER: Monitor, display this document, ok?

MONITOR: No prob, boss.

COMPUTER: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around...so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

MONITOR: Anything you ask, boss.

COMPUTER: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

MOUSE: Over to the icon panel, sir.

COMPUTER: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

MOUSE: Of course.

KEYBOARD: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

MONITOR: Oh God, here we go.

COMPUTER: sighs Printer, are you there?

PRINTER: No.

COMPUTER: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

PRINTER: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

COMPUTER: Jeez. OK look, you really need...

MOUSE: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

COMPUTER: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

PRINTER: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

COMPUTER: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

PRINTER: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

COMPUTER: You're not out of in...

PRINTER: I'M OUT OF INK!

COMPUTER: Sighs Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

MONITOR: But sir, he has plen...

COMPUTER: Just do it, damn it!

MONITOR: Yes, sir.

KEYBOARD: AHHH! He's hitting me!

COMPUTER: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

KEYBOARD: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

COMPUTER: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

PRINTER: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

MONITOR: Sir, maybe we should help him?

COMPUTER: No. He did this to himself.
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 13 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

angry parking neighbour having a meltdown at 6am

parked his car in the corner of the cul-de-sac and someone parked behind him not leaving enough space for him to maneuver his car out

he does markets on a Saturday selling old tat/crap he has bought in bulk to people so has lost a days work Laughing Laughing

best of it is the people had gone out last night and stayed elsewhere he only parked in the spot to do their head in

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PostPosted: 16:01 - 13 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is Ste head of programming now? Shocked

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PostPosted: 23:27 - 13 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:


Nope, but he did hire a chimp costume.
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 13 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Nope, but he did hire a chimp costume.

From you, you fucking piece of shit. Middle Finger Mr. Green Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 23:45 - 13 Jan 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
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Nope, but he did hire a chimp costume.

Stop it his boyfriends getting jealous Shhh!
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