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EDIT: You got the joke, I give you ''cool'' for that.
https://commentphotos.com/gallery/CommentPhotos.com_1405456691.jpg ____________________ '87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor |
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sorted out the man cave again
all tools are neatly stored in it again rather then half in the bedroom and some in the front room
also found out I own 30 pairs of pants and over 100 pairs of socks ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet |
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I bumped into an old friend at the local supermarket yesterday and found out he has moved locally to where I live.
Also found out he has now bought himself a 1198S so roll on the warmer weather and for the rideouts ____________________ Just talk bikes.What else is there?
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Welcome to the traffic jams |
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For China related stuff, I needed a very specific document from my UK bank which most banks are unaware of. Went to my little local branch yesterday and was told, "computer says no," in a million different ways as I tried and tried again to explain that the thing I wanted would probably not be available at the click of a button, and that the document would probably need to be specially typed up and signed by a manager. But nope, "computer says no, I'm sorry..."
So I went to the larger branch in the next town today. Spoke immediately to a person whose badge said 'Manager' on it, then in less than 2 minutes she sat there and typed out the exact document I wanted, signed it by hand and gave it a big official 'Lloyds' stamp in black ink.
I then went to pay in a cheque. Guess who one of the cashiers was? 'Computer says no' woman , and the look on her face told me she had clearly seen me stood at the other desk solving the problem that she had claimed was unsolvable.
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thx1138 World Chat Champion
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Channel 4 news live tonight, Daily Mail journo in the street, Grauniad journo in the studio.
As Daily Mail bloke was saying his piece, a young couple walked past having a domestic slanging match
"I fucking told ya"
"no, no, no she said she saw you with her"
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full on screaming at each other, oblivious that they were live on telly |
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I threw my pushbike on the back of Mummy Bus #2, bagged the last free / free car parking space Sooth of the Clyde then cycled in a couple of miles to Toilpod Towers as I've been threatening to do for years.
Loooooooooooooolz. Cyclos can do anything. Weaving in and out of the pedestrians on the pavement, wrong way up one way streets, red lights = an opportunity to overtake the MAMILs, then park it in the dry under the building.
I see why pedalists like this, it's almost like being a motovlogger. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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found this on reddit
COMPUTER: Monitor, display this document, ok?
MONITOR: No prob, boss.
COMPUTER: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around...so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
MONITOR: Anything you ask, boss.
COMPUTER: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?
MOUSE: Over to the icon panel, sir.
COMPUTER: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?
MOUSE: Of course.
KEYBOARD: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
MONITOR: Oh God, here we go.
COMPUTER: sighs Printer, are you there?
PRINTER: No.
COMPUTER: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
PRINTER: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
COMPUTER: Jeez. OK look, you really need...
MOUSE: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
COMPUTER: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
PRINTER: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
COMPUTER: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
PRINTER: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
COMPUTER: You're not out of in...
PRINTER: I'M OUT OF INK!
COMPUTER: Sighs Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
MONITOR: But sir, he has plen...
COMPUTER: Just do it, damn it!
MONITOR: Yes, sir.
KEYBOARD: AHHH! He's hitting me!
COMPUTER: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
KEYBOARD: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
COMPUTER: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
PRINTER: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he...hey...HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!
MONITOR: Sir, maybe we should help him?
COMPUTER: No. He did this to himself. |
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angry parking neighbour having a meltdown at 6am
parked his car in the corner of the cul-de-sac and someone parked behind him not leaving enough space for him to maneuver his car out
he does markets on a Saturday selling old tat/crap he has bought in bulk to people so has lost a days work
best of it is the people had gone out last night and stayed elsewhere he only parked in the spot to do their head in
karmas a bitch ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
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Nope, but he did hire a chimp costume. ____________________
'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8 |
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Nope, but he did hire a chimp costume. |
Stop it his boyfriends getting jealous |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 103 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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