So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[dodgydog]

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[Polarbear]

[Polarbear]

It looks like I have sold my boat. Got a deposit today and finalising Thursday.

New boat hunting now
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Skudd]

I finally bought myself an incinerator for the garden.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[King29]

Free Burger King meal at PerryBar One Stop. Bought meal, handed girl a £10 note, she was yakkin' away to her mate and she gave me change for a £20. Nice one love.

[King29]

Also last week (so not today but worth shouting about), Maplins in Birmingham, bought some DDR4 ram for half price. They price match and I said for a laugh "Ebuyer do that at £46.76 a stick", they price matched it without checking. Couldn't believe it.

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[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

[Howling Terror]

Artwork for the new song is done....Unleashment is imminent.

Be afraid.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXeZCmYXkAMxX9l.jpg
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[hellkat]

Oh, I forgot ... the other day I picked up Dorien from Birds of a Feather. She's currently doing Young Frankenstein at the Garrick, and I took her home. Quietly and politely behaved herself in the back but even in her civvies that girl can't resist a bit of leopardskin legging

So she is now officially the most famous person I have had in the back (at least reasonably likeable, as opposed to Nigel Farage)
(although I found him to also be quite pleasant for the half an hour he had my attention, but then again, we didn't discuss His Politics).
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[hellkat]

I went back to bed after complaining in the GearsGround thread about Clanger being in my dream, and I continued dreaming about the same guy.

It got ruder in a very firm and lengthy way indeed

...and Clanger didn't resurface

Woke up in the middle of the night for a wee, hoping to get back to sleep quick enough for it to continue even longer but ... it didn't, damn and blast.


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[Howling Terror]

Oh Yes....Very happy with this. Horace L Short

At approx 140 beats per minute it should be perfect for filtering through heavy traffic or masturbating along to.

Try both for double pleasure.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Howling Terror]

Ha-ha you listened.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Beehive Bedlam]

[Howling Terror]

Still counts as a listen.

You'd be surprised how many people like shite music.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[M.C]

[grr666]

Nope, it has to be Pantera - Fucking Hostile. I really must get a wireless headset for my lid this year.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[grr666]

Just came downstairs today and dropped a fart of sufficient length and squeakiness to make the dog cock its head
to one side. Whatever else happens today, the day is already won.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[CBFcarl]

Starting half an hour later meant a more relaxed morning, remembered my iPod so decent tunes on the way in, and although it is quite chilly, the sun is out.

Last working day of the week for me, and date night with the good lady wife tonight.


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thx1138 wrote: Well if you had a car, I'd bet it would smell like urine had had drunken sex with vomit and made a poo baby.
Polarbear wrote: They are all old now. Probably had more abuse that a Rotherham schoolgirl.
Hellkat wrote: I want to know if Nigella smells of garlic, or just minge.

[grr666]

Found a fiver in the road while I was walking the dog. The last time I 'found' money was in Canada a few years
back, someone had just visited a cashpoint in a bank I was already in and dropped it. A couple of $100 bills. I ran
after them and handed it back it was only a very young kid and no doubt a lot of money for them to lose.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[hellkat]

I decided to ring my mother.
But I was driving.
So I decided to see if asking Google to do it for me (because handsfree)

So I said "OK google, phone Mum"
And it came back asking "Who is your mum"?
So I tried just saying Phone Janet and Phone Grandmama ... hoping it would pick up on something in my phone book. But neither of those worked, cos clearly I had put her in there under something less normal. Eventually I said "Phone The Mother" and Google asked me back "Is your Mum "MumNZ" ?"
Why yes, Google: so it is ...
Responsse: Do you want to phone Mum Mobile or Mum House?

Remarkable.
I always tell Google thank you when I talk to it and ask it for stuff.


hellkat
easily pleased by relatively low-spec techy stuff
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[hellkat]

What oiled my gears even more is that she wasn't home
So I left her a long chatty voicemail.


Daughterly duty done.

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[hellkat]

So .... realising that it was simply looking for names in my phone book, I thought I would get it to phone my number 1 chaperone - but I knew he was not in there under his real name either.

So I said "OK Google, phone Sexchops."

And I got a response back saying "There are several entries, please choose the correct one".

I knew he'd had a few different numbers in his time (has been known to throw phone out of van window in moments of anger) so I looked at the screen and ... it had given me a listing of a series of "private" bookshops - you know the sort: the ones that usually have the front window painted black.

No Google! Naughty Google!
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[recman]

I just helped a friend sort his Land Rover clutch out.