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Fisty
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 22 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
So which of the Bristol bike thieves are under the concrete base? Razz


Not enough of them.
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 22 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Kudos on the fridge. Thumbs Up


TV and log burner to be fitted behind where I stood to take the pic for winter jobs.
LED lights going in tomorrow afternoon.
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PostPosted: 17:21 - 22 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The smell of onions and garlic frying in olive oil with extra virgins.
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Courier265
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 22 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Courier265 wrote:
taking the piss??


No, why do you think that?
I just meant that the last time I changed tyres, the front didn't really need changing.
I only bought new front and rear to have matching PR3s.
My rear is squaring a bit, not too bad at the moment but the front is fine.


it sounded like you were poking fun at the fact I only changed the rear...
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 23 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Filled up my car yesterday. I do this once a year, whether it needs it or not.

Pre-authorised at the pump, brimmed the tank.

Amount charged to my account: £1.

BCF expects:

☐ Jackpot winner.
☐ Will get billed the right amount later.
☐ Back door smashed in by Scotplod.
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PostPosted: 18:37 - 23 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Filled up my car yesterday. I do this once a year, whether it needs it or not.

Pre-authorised at the pump, brimmed the tank.

Amount charged to my account: £1.

BCF expects:

☐ Jackpot winner.
☐ Will get billed the right amount later.
☐ Back door smashed in by Scotplod.


That.s just the pre authorisation. The reaming comes a bit later. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 23 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

delivering at Westfield white city today and a fellow courier with a CBF500 couldn't believe how shiny my bike looked, he was impressed with the condition of my bike.

"smug mode"
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

dont know whether to put this in Oiled or Grinded....

Bought my car last August ... forgot about when MoT was due (had a long MoT on it)..

Thought ill have a check just see where its at - turns out it's tomorrow!

Could have been a lot worse I guess if i hadnt checked!

Although another £30-40 Id rather not spend
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://youtu.be/1drG5uZbbQY
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
https://youtu.be/1drG5uZbbQY


Laughing Someone was very bored!!
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Been hooning about on the motorways of Essex most of the afternoon in the car Dance!

#shouldntyoubeworkingyounglady

Had to burn off a bit of stress, innit.
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Been hooning about on the motorways of Essex most of the afternoon in the car Dance!

In the Prius? Eh?
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

New shower arrived today. Hour and a half later the old one was removed and the replacement on the wall,
up and running. Installation required a minor change to the pipework and a couple of wires trimming.
Doddle job. None the less, bonus brownie points earned, and it's my birthday in a couple of days time. Wink
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
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Been hooning about on the motorways of Essex most of the afternoon in the car Dance!

In the Prius? Eh?

Any port in a storm.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

five minute job, job jobbed in less than 4 Thumbs Up

no complications, no extra fiddly bits, or delays or other problems
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Courier265
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

THIS!! Untaxed MP3....
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thx1138
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
THIS!! Untaxed MP3....


I honestly thought you'd got a cheap music player you'd bought online through the post without paying import tax Embarassed Embarassed
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
THIS!! Untaxed MP3....

I've seen a scooter with a clamp before Very Happy

https://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/15/13/82/47/clampe10.jpg
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Courier265
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 24 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Courier265 wrote:
THIS!! Untaxed MP3....

I've seen a scooter with a clamp before Very Happy

https://i35.servimg.com/u/f35/15/13/82/47/clampe10.jpg


Fantastic Dance!
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PostPosted: 00:26 - 25 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

After getting the bike mid winter and wobbling around on cold wet road then having some sun and getting used to the bike and more confident then in today's down pour really enjoyed the bike sliding around.
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 25 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sitting on the bus and seeing some fk nugget who'd parked his car by the bus stop, open his drivers door as the bus was travelling past.

The car is now minus one door. Laughing

Oiled my gears as he might look next time and not quadraspaz some biker.
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PostPosted: 18:16 - 25 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
The car is now minus one door. Laughing

For great victory. Mr. Green

We need to see photos of the driver standing next to their doorless car looking pissed off and embarrassed. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 25 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Dave70 wrote:
The car is now minus one door. Laughing



We need to see photos


To my shame, no photos were taken. Embarassed

However, it happened right outside of Alder Hey hospital, where Alfies Army and TV crews were gathered. So fingers crossed, it'll appear on local news or on tinternet. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 25 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

looking after a German Short Haired Pointer, it used to have some sort of "job" in the army, dunno what, mascot or something maybe.

Anyway, got a posh pedigree dog, and our scruff bucket mongrel and they are getting on like a house on fire, charged round and round and round and wore themselves out and both asleep in a bundle.
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 25 Apr 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

My new rear tyre PR4, got the chance to ride in the wet for a short time today, handled fantastic.... I love this tyre...
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