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recman
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 10 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

My weekend starts here.
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 11 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

my amazon package was arriving today by 9pm and it was delivered at 8.59pm

At 8.45pm I followed the little radar blip round the neighbourhood map - I live in a laberinthine one way system, free entertainment watching clueless novice drivers try to back all the way round again when they go the wrong way and are confronted by oncoming traffic - I was quite impressed he managed it before 9pm
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 11 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pataks butter chicken curry..... eating as I type, mega yummy Cool
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 12 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Light traffic in and out of Manchester made an already good evening that little bit better.

Nabbed the flyer for the gig....which is always nice.
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 12 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Helpful BCFers. Thanks. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:14 - 12 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing. Absolute nothing. Everything is grinding my fucking gears.

Actually, I just remembered the bacon roll my mate knocked up while repairing the bike.
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 12 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that the bike is little more than a glorified shopping trolley ( Crying or Very sad ), nice to have warm sunshine for the fourth occasion I've had to resort to it Smile Sooner or later though... Rolling Eyes

4th such trip, couple of miles each way, barely warms up, so popped the battery on the maintenance charger now for a few hours, just to be safe.
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 12 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thatchers cider slush at the Old Lock and Weir in Hanham. Razz
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 12 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thatchers cider slush at the Old Lock and Weir in Hanham. Razz


I was gonna walk there earlier but got called out. The steak baguette at the Chequers is nice.
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 12 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apple.

I bought a refurbed phone a while ago and the battery has been getting worse.
Booked an appointment with them and after running a few tests the said the battery was shot, a speaker was shot and the charging port was faulty.
An hour later I picked it up and only had to pay £25 for the battery, the rest was done gratis.

Also, sat in th garden watching the bats flying around catching moths. I have never seen more than 1 at a time and there must be 10 here tonight.
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 12 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
I was gonna walk there earlier but got called out. The steak baguette at the Chequers is nice.

Boycotted I'm afraid. And the Lock Keeper in Keynsham. Both the same brewery now. I have my different reasons for
sacking both pubs but won't Tef out here banging on about why. My dog is made exceptionally welcome at the Lock
and Weir, and that's more than enough to keep me coming back. I usually walk Gracie in the nearby woods
alongside the river most days and stop for a pint on the way back to the van. Lovely family running that pub and Gracie
gets on great with their dogs Marley and Jasper. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:26 - 13 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Apple.

I bought a refurbed phone a while ago and the battery has been getting worse.
Booked an appointment with them and after running a few tests the said the battery was shot, a speaker was shot and the charging port was faulty.
An hour later I picked it up and only had to pay £25 for the battery, the rest was done gratis.

Also, sat in th garden watching the bats flying around catching moths. I have never seen more than 1 at a time and there must be 10 here tonight.

Yep, people moan about Apple but they look after their customers. The power button went funny on my iPhone, they fixed it (for free) out of warranty, and also replaced the battery and camera. It was like getting a new phone.
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PostPosted: 21:47 - 14 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Group ride with a few colleagues, I always like a group ride every now and then because I then appreciate riding solo so much more. As soon as the group ride finishes it always gets fun for me.

I had a right old hoon and passed police cars as well which always makes it more exciting.
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 14 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

My bike.

The best £2.5k I have ever spent.
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
My bike.

The best £2.5k I have ever spent.


It's true, I've not seen you this happy in ages.

Especially when we got to a set of lights and you're all like "I LOVE THIS BIKE!!"
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was heading into my 'yard' when a black guy was walking past raping, he looked at me as I approached him, then stopped with a look of horror as if I was about to stab him or something. Then I walked past and he went "oh" Very Happy
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
I was heading into my 'yard' when a black guy was walking past raping, he looked at me as I approached him, then stopped with a look of horror as if I was about to stab him or something. Then I walked past and he went "oh" Very Happy


Were you picking your teeth with a machete at the time?
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got my new passport today having used the gov.uk online thing to do it. They said that passport renewals are currently on a 3 week turnaround and I got mine back in 2 1/2 weeks and it would have been sooner if I had sent my old passport off straight away rather than waiting a week. I got text and email updates all the way through so I knew exactly when to expect my new one through.

Plus I really like the current design as each page is different. Way better than my expired one!

All in all 10/10 for renewing online.
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

The fact Fazer hasnt posted in 2 weeks, could mean he has been beaten to death.
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
The fact Fazer hasnt posted in 2 weeks, could mean he has been beaten to death.


Probably not, he's a constant source of disappointment that lad
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
The fact Fazer hasnt posted in 2 weeks, could mean he has been beaten to death.


I wondered if he was advised to take a break before it's a permanent one. Thinking His last odious remark was particularly uncalled for.
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Car sailed through its mot today with no advisorys - Chuffed
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
I was heading into my 'yard' when a black guy was walking past raping, he looked at me as I approached him, then stopped with a look of horror as if I was about to stab him or something. Then I walked past and he went "oh" Very Happy


Did you mean rapping? Shocked Laughing


Today's gear oiling was jogging to the river and having a swim on my lunch break, jogging in the heat just makes jumping in the water so much more refreshing and relaxing. Then a very attractive lady came down to the riverbank to sunbathe, the sun glistening of her legs was gorgeous Very Happy
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 15 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fin wrote:
M.C wrote:
I was heading into my 'yard' when a black guy was walking past raping, he looked at me as I approached him, then stopped with a look of horror as if I was about to stab him or something. Then I walked past and he went "oh" Very Happy


Did you mean rapping? Shocked Laughing

Unfortunately yes Neutral I've not worked that one out but you see it fairly regularly. Who knows Dr Dre might be round the next corner?
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 16 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
The fact Fazer hasnt posted in 2 weeks, could mean he has been beaten to death.


Pretty sad state of affairs if you can't communicate on a decent level and have to use a ridiculous offensive hard man facade.
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