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M.C
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 26 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
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I like jodhpurs on women with nice bums Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up


Personally, I'd like to see my cum on women with nice bums but each to their own.

There was me thinking how smut free this place had been recently Laughing

Is fazertard dead then?
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 26 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Picked up a tub of ice cream in Iceland earlier, Ben & Jerry's copy but for half the price.
Usually I'd go for the real thing but the Icelandic offering was superb, certainly not half the quality of the premium stuff.
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 26 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

We have new neighbours here in Cyprus.

They are russian, with a baby.

The baby is called Plop.

Which is brilliant Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 26 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:

Is fazertard dead then?


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PostPosted: 22:48 - 26 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ordering 4 fairing clips, being sent 40.
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 26 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
M.C wrote:

Is fazertard dead then?


Praying Praying Praying Praying Praying


So where's the party? Dance!
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PostPosted: 23:09 - 26 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So where's the party? Dance!


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PostPosted: 08:53 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

watching thunder storms last night was brilliant Cool Cool
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PostPosted: 09:53 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hearing someone talking about a person he obviously doesn't like....

'He's the sort of person that would unplug your life support to charge his phone' Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
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So where's the party? Dance!


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PostPosted: 15:31 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just sitting in the garden soaking up the hot sunshine for a while, having spent some hours over the previous couple of days pulling out the weeds, digging over the borders and generally tidying up. Sometimes it's the simple things...just as well really Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

A happy two-pronger of a day.

1. Just as I was about to give up and go home, boring sunday afternoon in town, I got a nice Kings Cross goes Cotswolds village. Not to be sniffed at.

2. A four-pack of red bull arrived in the post from the "free things" website. Woot!

2(b) I've just remembered I have a packet of lamb and rosemary mezzalune pasta in the fridge, Sunday, Monday happy days.
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:

Personally, I'd like to see my cum on women with nice bums but each to their own.

There was me thinking how smut free this place had been recently Laughing

Is fazertard dead then?


Not heard from him since he got the slagging off for insulting the lass who asked about helmet hair.

Perhaps he got the message?
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not heard from him since he got the slagging off for insulting the lass who asked about helmet hair.

Perhaps he got the message?


That or HellKat beat the crap out of him....
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never. Shocked
How very dare you Laughing

Perhaps he is on his fagtard hols.
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I never. Shocked
How very dare you Laughing

Perhaps he is on his fagtard hols.


I love a good wheeze....
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 27 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's another thunderstorm brewing over London, all of the lightning is travelling between the clouds so they flash bright orange but there are no rumbles of thunder. Eerie but quite pleasant to watch.

I sold some spare bits of bike gear last weekend and have some extra cash sitting in my account so I might take the plunge and buy some new gloves. Mine are starting to feel a little squishy on the inside Sick
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PostPosted: 08:59 - 28 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:


Is fazertard dead then?



think he must have a new carer that wont let him online Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 29 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
M.C wrote:


Is fazertard dead then?



think he must have a new carer that wont let him online Laughing



think ive solved it


he went missing just before the royal wedding

he is obviously protecting the new princess and giving her one whilst she is on honeymoon
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 29 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:


think ive solved it


he went missing just before the royal wedding

he is obviously protecting the new princess and giving her one whilst she is on honeymoon


Oh good shout. Meghan the meat in a sandwich between Harry and bodysocket. Sick
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 29 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having taken all of my aluminium scrap to a place local to me and receiving £50.10 I got home to find that I had two cheques from the Premium Bonds,one for £25 and the other for a lot more Thumbs Up Very Happy Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 29 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fizzer Thou wrote:
I had two cheques from the Premium Bonds,one for £25 and the other for a lot more Thumbs Up Very Happy Thumbs Up

Turns out I need to borrow that exact amount.
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 29 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cunt Landlord I am taking to court died.

His wife who is also a cunt by association is also on the tennancy agreement.

I have to resubmint all my evidence but I can still get my deposit back!
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 29 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bodytard has been dead since the 3rd of May.

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PostPosted: 22:48 - 29 May 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Bodytard has been dead since the 3rd of May.

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no loss there. Rolling Eyes
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