So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[recman]

I had a 'Microsoft engineer' call earlier claiming the usual 'your pc has been hijacked by hackers' bollocks.
I remembered the recent YouTube videos about these scammers and this one was exactly the same.
I just informed him that I knew he was going to try to get remote access to make it look like my pc had been compromised and try to charge me for fixing it.
He got extremely irate and promised to ruin my pc.

I usually just hang up on these idiots but today I thought I'd have a giggle.

[Courier265]

Today I got a chance to really give my new Front PR5 tyre a serious workout.... I went to Leeds to deliver a package.

Quite impressed after doing 458 miles, it's well scrubbed in..

[hellkat]

Robbie's mum has just pre-booked me for a long weekend in April.
Yay!

Hope the old fella makes it that far.
He's got a gammy leg, gets a squirt of morphine every morning.
Only goes out when he fancies it, otherwise pisses on the wood flooring.
Still, he's sprightly enough when he thinks you've got a bit of grub on your plate.
And he does like a nuzzle with that pointy old snout

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[chickenstrip]

[Sister Sledge]

[hellkat]

Greyhound, lame, 12 years old
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[pepperami]

I don’t know if it’s the accumulation of pain killers that I’ve be taking or the rest day.
However I’m pain free today .

I’ll take it while it lasts
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Beehive Bedlam]

Everyone getting the fuck out of my way booting it up the M1 yesterday in my beast.

[thx1138]

Stoners?

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[Courier265]

[Fisty]

[recman]

[recman]

[M.C]

Plusnet mobile finally have an app! It sounds like a minor thing but it was a ballache having to sign into their website just to check your data usage.

[Nobby the Bastard]

So, this morning I overtook one of those things that look like a scooter but has two front wheels (presumably to negate the effect of their huge cunt lips flapping in the breeze). Some time later, he (yes, he) started to gain on me whilst I was holding the speed limit.

I waited until he was virtually alongside me and then rolled on the throttle, leaving him disappearing behind.

Taking the parlous state of my license into account, I quickly slowed down. Some time later he again caught me. For some reason he was a bit shouty when he eventually passed. Fortunately I was listening to the radio on headphones so I have no idea what he was shoutig but I got the impression that it was a comment on my parentage...
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Courier265]

[LustyLew]

“12 years conspicuous service" to the most venerable Order of St John.

A lot of blood, tears and puke!

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Pic courtesy of British Ceremonial Arts Ltd

[kramdra]

Postman with my brake discs and xc runnning spikes arrived 2days early. The discs have no noticable wear, and the seller put up another listing for engine, only done 13k miles
It is a waste when a good 2001 bike being scrapped with less miles than mine does a year.. but cheap parts are always good

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[chickenstrip]

[thx1138]

Deliveroo quiet today.

Sat at home, got an order from outdoor cafe across park and river where I live. Drop off in the next street. 3 mins work.

[Polarbear]

[Beehive Bedlam]

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[duhawkz]