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Courier265
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PostPosted: 22:28 - 10 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
KITT wrote:
The milf in Tesco car park gave me the I want to get my juicy cunt lips slabbered all over your recardo bucket seats as I cruised past in the pussy magnet with easy lover playing rather loud.


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PostPosted: 15:14 - 11 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
A new MOT for the van! Yay!

2 advisories, centre rar brake light notr work, handbrake sideways play.
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Courier265
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 11 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
HOT GOSSIP!!!

I have the Kenny Everett Video show on DVD...... all those lumpy bits and doobries....
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 11 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sunday, as in photo. Today, new fence gone. For A100man: Bromham Road.
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PostPosted: 10:33 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
The new Aberdeen bypass is finally open and for all the waiting, it's excellent and shaves 12 minutes off my winter commute along with most of the potholes and mud
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redeem ouzzer
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
KITT wrote:
So I'm in Tesco express car park young stallion and his what presume girlfriend getting into his bog standard fiesta started it up and blipped the throttle like it sounded cool as I was getting back into my beast so I started mine up blipped the throttle pop and bang later everyone looking in amazement including his girlfriend who had wet panties for me at this stage. Very Happy

Just another great moment in my Focus ST ownership. I've still got a smug grin on my face as I type this.

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But that pic is of an R-34 Skyline, not a front wheel drive shopping trolley???
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
KITT wrote:
So I'm in Tesco express car park young stallion and his what presume girlfriend getting into his bog standard fiesta started it up and blipped the throttle like it sounded cool as I was getting back into my beast so I started mine up blipped the throttle pop and bang later everyone looking in amazement including his girlfriend who had wet panties for me at this stage. Very Happy

Just another great moment in my Focus ST ownership. I've still got a smug grin on my face as I type this.

https://img.memecdn.com/screw-dem-bitches-i-love-my-car-amp-lt-3_o_3610525.jpg


This didn't happen, did it you oxygen thief?

What really happened was a young lass pissed herself laughing at a scruff toothless moron trying to act like a rude boy in a 10 year old 100k focus
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
KITT wrote:

305BHP 405lbft FOCUS ST3 is not a 1.6 <90BHP TDCI as much as you wish it was. Tut Tut Middle Finger


Nor is it a nissan skyline you oxygen starved chimpanzee
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
The only people you impress with cars or bikes is other men.
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Even if your cost minimised basic transportation device had 305 bhp (which it doesn’t) it would be as much use as tits on a fish cause FWD.
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
The green blobs of life are dwindling away.
He'll be gone soon. Wink
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
The only people you impress with cars or bikes is other men.

That'll be at "Pink Punters" on the old A5 near Belchley?
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PostPosted: 23:41 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Prove it then you fucking spunk bubble

Get it dyno'd and post the graphs.
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Courier265
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 12 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
KITT wrote:
So I'm in Tesco express car park young stallion and his what presume girlfriend getting into his bog standard fiesta started it up and blipped the throttle like it sounded cool as I was getting back into my beast so I started mine up blipped the throttle pop and bang later everyone looking in amazement including his girlfriend who had wet panties for me at this stage. Very Happy

Just another great moment in my Focus ST ownership. I've still got a smug grin on my face as I type this.

https://img.memecdn.com/screw-dem-bitches-i-love-my-car-amp-lt-3_o_3610525.jpg


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PostPosted: 00:58 - 13 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
I suspect the dyno graphs are locked in the seat hump of the R6...
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 13 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
KITT wrote:
This arrived today. Now I just need a frame.

https://i.ibb.co/XsFgDv4/20181213-152928.jpg


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Just to be clear, I'm not laughing with you.
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PostPosted: 16:49 - 13 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
The only people you impress with cars or bikes is other men.


Truth,

Him - What do you drive?

Her - a red car
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duhawkz
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 13 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
KITT wrote:
This arrived today. Now I just need a frame.

https://i.ibb.co/XsFgDv4/20181213-152928.jpg


Sad cunt
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 13 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
duhawkz wrote:
KITT wrote:
This arrived today. Now I just need a frame.

https://i.ibb.co/XsFgDv4/20181213-152928.jpg


Sad cunt


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PostPosted: 18:04 - 13 Dec 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
thx1138 wrote:
just won £10 free credit at Amazon, using the Hold APP.

I got an old tablet out a cupboard, and run it all day every day getting hold credit, and then just buy competition entries.

Only took a fortnight, 2 minutes every day, to win a tenner. Won 50p here and there already.

Just won a 50p Amazon gift card Laughing I thought I was earning crazy points, it said 800 which went down to 250 when I exited the little timer thing, I guess points through the night don't count.
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