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M.C
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 15 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Why do old people like electrical items housed in a cabinet? Smile


It's the Art Deco design you heathen rabbit. Razz

When that in fashion when you were a kid? Very Happy
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It would appear, even after many hears "I'm never getting married"* - I actually am!

* = It's only been legal a few years! Pesky queerosexuals!
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 15 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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It would appear, even after many hears "I'm never getting married"* - I actually am!

* = It's only been legal a few years! Pesky queerosexuals!


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PostPosted: 18:32 - 15 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
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It's the Art Deco design you heathen rabbit. Razz

When that in fashion when you were a kid? Very Happy


It was not. Laughing

What was in fashion when I was a kid was pretty disgusting for anyone with taste.

I'm sure you would have loved it Cool

https://returnday.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/60s-room-decor-329.jpg

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PostPosted: 20:59 - 15 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
"burnt orange" I remember when that colour was a thing, everything from extension leads to tables and chairs and tv sets Sick
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should be at waist height


So is the whole point of being at waist height is so the nosher can be done up the gary at the same time Question
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 15 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
So ... in a gloryhole type situation, would you say that the Recipient is the nosher or the noshee?

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PostPosted: 07:51 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
This happened last night

https://ibb.co/wpP8Qrj

Ended up withdrawing £300 off £10 deposit
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PostPosted: 08:57 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
So ... in a gloryhole type situation, would you say that the Recipient is the nosher or the noshee?

Thinking


Depends. See, if I'm being blown through a hole then I'm receiving pleasure. But, once my happy ending arrives then the one at the other side giving me pleasure then receives some pleasure from me. In the end it depends if they derive pleasure from my pleasure in their mouth.
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Last night I was riding my bike hell-for-leather down a country road, and high-sided while taking a corner far too fast. Completely shattered my left leg. Absolutely horrendous.

And why was this not posted in gear-grinding, you may ask? Cos next thing, I woke up with a start at home in my bed, in a cold sweat. I literally had to turn on the light to check under the duvet - my leg was absolutely fine. Phew. Gears well and truly oiled.
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M.C
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Last night I was riding my bike hell-for-leather down a country road, and high-sided while taking a corner far too fast. Completely shattered my left leg. Absolutely horrendous.

And why was this not posted in gear-grinding, you may ask? Cos next thing, I woke up with a start at home in my bed, in a cold sweat. I literally had to turn on the light to check under the duvet - my leg was absolutely fine. Phew. Gears well and truly oiled.

Don't get too excited, it was a premonition Wink
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Last night I was riding my bike hell-for-leather down a country road, and high-sided while taking a corner far too fast. Completely shattered my left leg. Absolutely horrendous.

And why was this not posted in gear-grinding, you may ask? Cos next thing, I woke up with a start at home in my bed, in a cold sweat. I literally had to turn on the light to check under the duvet - my leg was absolutely fine. Phew. Gears well and truly oiled.

Don't get too excited, it was a premonition Wink


In which case, I've got some really hot sex with countless horny chicks to look forward to Dance! Laughing

But also, I'm gonna fall off a cliff onto jagged rocks and become strawberry jam Sad

The sex one must be first Dance!
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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This happened last night

https://ibb.co/wpP8Qrj

Ended up withdrawing £300 off £10 deposit


Don't you have to bet some utterly stupid amount before they allow you to withdraw money?
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
M.C wrote:
Don't get too excited, it was a premonition Wink


In which case, I've got some really hot sex with countless horny chicks to look forward to Dance! Laughing

But also, I'm gonna fall off a cliff onto jagged rocks and become strawberry jam Sad

The sex one must be first Dance!

Not if you're discovered by a group of necrophiliacs.
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In which case, I've got some really hot sex with countless horny chicks to look forward to Dance! Laughing

But also, I'm gonna fall off a cliff onto jagged rocks and become strawberry jam Sad

The sex one must be first Dance!

Not if you're discovered by a group of necrophiliacs.


Do you propose they scoop my liquified remains into a jar?

I need cheering up. I know! Idea M.C, just talk to me Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Finding Katie Prices Vitara on ebay. How the mighty have fallen. Laughing I see people have been making silly bids.

Nice work. Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:02 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
LustyLew wrote:
It would appear, even after many hears "I'm never getting married"* - I actually am!

Blink. Smile Best wishes.
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Finding Katie Prices Vitara on ebay.

"A well known Suzuki Vitara"
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
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This happened last night

https://ibb.co/wpP8Qrj

Ended up withdrawing £300 off £10 deposit


Don't you have to bet some utterly stupid amount before they allow you to withdraw money?


If you are stupid and accept sign on bonuses then yes. I only ever play with my own money so any winnings i get are literally that!
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 16 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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If you are stupid and accept sign on bonuses then yes.

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Freddyfruitbat wrote:
grr666 wrote:
Finding Katie Prices Vitara on ebay.

"A well known Suzuki Vitara"


https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/VP-COMP-KATIE-BARBIE.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=750&h=500&crop=1

Yeah, ask the guy at Valet Magic what he thinks of her. Laughing I do hope it's him making shitty bids.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8017635/katie-price-garage-owner-3500-barbie-car-wont-pay/
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/VP-COMP-KATIE-BARBIE.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=750&h=500&crop=1

My God, that's horrible!
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Riejufixing wrote:
grr666 wrote:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/VP-COMP-KATIE-BARBIE.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=750&h=500&crop=1

My God, that's horrible!

Yeah, and check out the car as well!
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It breaks my heart to say my eldest daughter would love that.

She has no taste though, she really can't be mine.
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I'm annoyed I have to ask Folded arms
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