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Someone who owed me a few quid has paid me back at long last!
Pepperami can now have some work sorted on his car AND put some food in the fridge
I never thought I’d see the day that I would be happy to go food shopping . ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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Correct.
The present incumbent is Mr V.busy at the moment, and so the former Mr hk, feeling aggrieved at his own behaviour towards me in earlier years, has decided it is rude of me to continue to own two perfectly good bikes and not actually be riding them. In fact, I don't even have a car, since I gave up the minicabbing, and its strictly shanks pony for this girl.
I'll not deny that the exercise will do me good, but I walked about the place most of yesterday on various cross-London errands, and I got home at 4pm, so exhausted that I slept until 6.30 and then was back to my usual invigoratingly annoying self till nearly 2am
So I am not averse to somebody offering to sort out the very minor problems on my bike, either bike, as my straits are currently slightly north of dire, and my attitude towards bike fixing is very lax, I am afraid I have been very female about this and my theory has been: Why have dog and bark oneself. Obviously the wheels tend to come off this theory when there are no dogs around to fix the bike.
I don't have a problem with most of my exes, and fortunately (for the most part) none of them have any problem with the others. I'm actually quite friendly with this particular ex's bird, as well: we're all only at different degrees of medium to severe mental dysfunction.
So my fellas, an elite team of nob-ends and assorted ruffians, have somehow formed themselves into becoming my "pack". Not that I am a bitch, I quite definitely am not, else they wouldn't still put up with me in their assortedly hapless lives All three of the major ones know each other and speak, at least civilly, to one another when required. Those who have had a previous bite of my luscious apple obviously are not attempting to come back for another, they know better than to try. The Number 1 Chaperone is way too big to argue with, and with an infamous reputation on many fronts. Similar in respect to (and equally as adorable as) a silverback mountain gorilla.
I think most of my exes (bless their cloth ears, the lot of them) wish they hadn't been such fuck-ups as to have annoyed me, broken my heart, given me up or lost me in the first place.
The best revenge is not necessarily a dish eaten cold, but rather to appear to be having a much more interesting and fun life without them.
I've learned to distance myself from the personal, physical or financial dramas of my previous inamoratae but still offer a supportive ear and the odd twenty quid, if need be.
They're like annoying older brothers*
Only they've shagged me.
*(younger in one instance, but only by a year, and besides he looks older than me, which is the important thing)
It hasn't done me any harm to keep them handy, but at arms' length.
If it were likely to, I could always move somewhere remote and change me name ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 18:44 - 22 Mar 2019 Post subject: |
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*blows on fingernails, dusts them on shirt, waggles eyebrows*
Not always.
Sometimes they are stupid enough to break my heart, or treat me badly.
They usually regret such rash behaviour
Like I said: the revenge of having a better life without them is usually enough for me. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Home cooked lasagne with actual chip shop chips.
Sometimes it's the simple stuff. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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hellkat wrote: | Correct.
The present incumbent is Mr V.busy at the moment, and so the former Mr hk, feeling aggrieved at his own behaviour towards me in earlier years, has decided it is rude of me to continue to own two perfectly good bikes and not actually be riding them. In fact, I don't even have a car, since I gave up the minicabbing, and its strictly shanks pony for this girl.
I'll not deny that the exercise will do me good, but I walked about the place most of yesterday on various cross-London errands, and I got home at 4pm, so exhausted that I slept until 6.30 and then was back to my usual invigoratingly annoying self till nearly 2am
So I am not averse to somebody offering to sort out the very minor problems on my bike, either bike, as my straits are currently slightly north of dire, and my attitude towards bike fixing is very lax, I am afraid I have been very female about this and my theory has been: Why have dog and bark oneself. Obviously the wheels tend to come off this theory when there are no dogs around to fix the bike.
I don't have a problem with most of my exes, and fortunately (for the most part) none of them have any problem with the others. I'm actually quite friendly with this particular ex's bird, as well: we're all only at different degrees of medium to severe mental dysfunction.
So my fellas, an elite team of nob-ends and assorted ruffians, have somehow formed themselves into becoming my "pack". Not that I am a bitch, I quite definitely am not, else they wouldn't still put up with me in their assortedly hapless lives All three of the major ones know each other and speak, at least civilly, to one another when required. Those who have had a previous bite of my luscious apple obviously are not attempting to come back for another, they know better than to try. The Number 1 Chaperone is way too big to argue with, and with an infamous reputation on many fronts. Similar in respect to (and equally as adorable as) a silverback mountain gorilla.
I think most of my exes (bless their cloth ears, the lot of them) wish they hadn't been such fuck-ups as to have annoyed me, broken my heart, given me up or lost me in the first place.
The best revenge is not necessarily a dish eaten cold, but rather to appear to be having a much more interesting and fun life without them.
I've learned to distance myself from the personal, physical or financial dramas of my previous inamoratae but still offer a supportive ear and the odd twenty quid, if need be.
They're like annoying older brothers*
Only they've shagged me.
*(younger in one instance, but only by a year, and besides he looks older than me, which is the important thing)
It hasn't done me any harm to keep them handy, but at arms' length.
If it were likely to, I could always move somewhere remote and change me name |
Can we quickly move to me being an ex? one of the ones that scare everyone else but still nice to you? ____________________ trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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Had the day off, another hospital appointment...
Work has been very quiet this wee so I wasn't missing much. |
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Tremendous lay in morning this morning. Woke up at 10.30 after 10 and a quarter hour sleep. |
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... can't wait to hear about the fallout from that ...
I'll put a fiver on you losing rations rather than getting extra. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life.
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This is Freddie, Freddie is a 10 year old Yorkie that is FAT. They let Freddie eat off of the dinner table their left overs. Freddie is/was a show dog and has such a fine pedigree that in his younger years they used to put him out to stud.
My wife recons I am in the shit. I think Freddie looks cool. I did a good job as far as I'm concerned.
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MarJay wrote: | Did you legit think that looked OK, or are you trolling? |
I think it looks great It'll set a trend.
Hairdressers?! Ffs! Are they the great philosophers of our time now? ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!
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My coffin trailer is fabulously awesome in real life.
Many MANY thanks to G for collecting it and dropping it off on my street, despite that I wasn't able to be in attendance.
So the boys picked me (and my dodgy knee) up this morning and helped me move it and cover it with a tarp for the time being.
You're right, G : it really is easy enough for me to lift and push or pull about.
But I let the boys do it anyway, cos I was busy placating the neighbours ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 33 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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