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PostPosted: 22:51 - 16 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
In other news, last night's sky


Looks like goatse.
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 17 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

First ride out on the Mille R.

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PostPosted: 23:40 - 17 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sold my hand-made fixie bike this evening through eBay.

Nice chap paid me 3 weeks ago for it and asked if I could hang on to it until he was passing... on his barge! So I cycled over to the river on said bike on one of this summer's rare pleasant evenings to personally deliver it.

Typical off-grid barge set up: diesel engine smaller than my scooter, solar panels, veggie plot on roof. Looks like I've just helped out what the local Nazis residents would term a "slum boat."

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PostPosted: 05:43 - 18 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two separate dates lined up this week and a third woman sniffing around who's obviously interested too. My pheromones must be glowing or something!
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PostPosted: 08:08 - 18 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
Two separate dates lined up this week and a third woman sniffing around who's obviously interested too. My pheromones must be glowing or something!


Romance isn't dead up north!
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 18 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've been through a bleak desert I tell you.
This will be a good week.
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 18 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing I've got a new one sniffing round as well.
I've forgotten how to be nice to 'em. It all sounds so lame. Oh dear Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 18 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Laughing I've got a new one sniffing round as well.
I've forgotten how to be nice to 'em. It all sounds so lame. Oh dear Laughing


Yup. These will want to know about family being awesome, love and security and I'll say sh*t like how my welder runs on a 16 amp spur in the shed..
Must be the spring weather. That or I'm getting even better looking as I age (or their eyesight's failing with age!)
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 18 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

What?
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PostPosted: 19:15 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Riejufixing wrote:
What?


"What?" what?
Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:20 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just had Morleys for me tea.
God I love that chicken. Their BBQ sauce is like the love sauce of the gods. Bukake me with Morleys BBQ sauce and I'll lick it all off like a good girl Laughing #depraved

Still annoyed that he's using yesterdays chicken, though. I've been to the one at Bricklayers several times now (cos I don't wanna get inside the ULEZ zone, and that's the only Morleys I go past) ... and its always just a little bit tough, like it was cooked yesterday. I think its cos of the time I go there Mad

I need to be going to a Morleys that is cooking TODAYS chicken, not just heating up yesterdays and slapping barbecue sauce on top of it.

But I'm always so STARVING when I go there, that I mostly enjoy it anyway.
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been touch n go with one thing and another but the summer solstice jam session is on.

I am not practising in any shape or form.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9clQB6WwAAx-D3.jpg

It's on Friday so expecting heroic levels of intoxication beyond what is expected at these kind of things.

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Howard (the only pro amongst us) will be joining on keys.
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Solistice, yay.
Down the slippery slope to winter. I'm so happy I could spew.

The good thing about Friday being solstice is that with the longest day/shortest night, seeing as how I have been invited to "stop out" for the first time, I might not have to endure too much jigijig, I can get up and be all esoteric with the sunrise, etc. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Alternatively ... Whats the protocol on getting drunk and crashing out before putting out, these days? I'm not a fan of throwing up all over myself to put off a potential suitor.

I celebrate winter solstice more cos I'm happier when the days start getting longer, not shorter.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drunk sex is....I never remember really. One time had it off on the bowling green. It may have been good but I doubt it.
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I throw up if I get too drunk.
I really rather would get stoned, but I think this one is too straight for that sort of malarkey.
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Drunk sex is....I never remember really. One time had it off on the bowling green. It may have been good but I doubt it.


How close were you to the Jack?
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
Drunk sex is....I never remember really. One time had it off on the bowling green. It may have been good but I doubt it.


How close were you to the Jack?


How close? He rolled over at one point and then had to shit it back out the next day.
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

...just remembered. We'd had a take out curry and I got curry juice on her clothing. Ahh to be young with curry fingers.
I knew how to treat a lady to a good night out, not like these days where they'll do it anywhere and probably have hand wipes
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 19 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
Drunk sex is....I never remember really. One time had it off on the bowling green. It may have been good but I doubt it.


That reminds me, my little doggie managed to squeeze through the bars of the fence of the bowling green in the park the other day in hot pursuit of a pigeon.
He had a whale of a time bounding around with nobody about.
I was kind of hoping he'd curl one out in the middle of the green tbh, old grumpy bastards they are.
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PostPosted: 07:56 - 20 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
Sold my hand-made fixie bike this evening through eBay.

Nice chap paid me 3 weeks ago for it and asked if I could hang on to it until he was passing... on his barge! So I cycled over to the river on said bike on one of this summer's rare pleasant evenings to personally deliver it.

Typical off-grid barge set up: diesel engine smaller than my scooter, solar panels, veggie plot on roof. Looks like I've just helped out what the local Nazis residents would term a "slum boat."

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No No No, what us shiny boaters call a pikey boat,
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 20 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Riejufixing wrote:
What?


"What?" what?
Laughing


Have you seen my walking-stick?
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PostPosted: 11:20 - 20 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste and the not-so-little-but-still-titchy bastard have resulted in raising the ire of the local school's headmaster to the extent that a whole assembly was dedicated to their activities.

From what I can gather, it's something to do with stickers.....
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PostPosted: 12:02 - 20 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:53 - 20 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well it seems to me, if people at the Bowling Club were taking a bit more notice of Ste's stickers, we wouldn't be losing quite so many Jacks.
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 20 Jun 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

McHattrick wrote:
Well it seems to me, if people at the Bowling Club were taking a bit more notice of Ste's stickers, we wouldn't be losing quite so many Jacks.


I would imagine that Ste's stickers would have quite the opposite effect....
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