So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Clanger]

[bhinso]

[Riejufixing]

[1198]

I've just found an extra can of John Smiths in the fridge.
In the day of constant Corona gloom and not even leaving the house or seeing another human, it's oiled my gears somewhat!
Small victories!

[pepperami]

[bhinso]

I got a pack of bog roll today.

Oh happy day!!



No more going 'back to nature'. No more wiping my arse on leaves.

[recman]

I had to 'pop out' on the bike to collect some medication earlier. Getting there took 10mins. Getting back took 2hrs.

[chickenstrip]

[bhinso]

My spare toilet roll is now up for sale.

Yours for £399 (decimal point deliberately omitted).



During the last month, the ratio Bog roll / Oil (barrel) has climbed surprisingly close to unity.

[Riejufixing]

[Polarbear]

[pepperami]

[dynax]

Get the dog to lick your arse
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[recman]

[hellkat]

I actually managed to get some lunch today.
Yay, go me.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Fisty]

Music magpie.

CD I have been after for yeeeeears. £2.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[hellkat]

For a minute there, my tired and addled brain thought that said "magic mushroom"

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[hellkat]

Got home tonight to find an exotic man in my bed
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[Clanger]

[hellkat]

Good point.
I'm not sure if the cleaner is coming tomorrow.
I should really ask the guvnorlady.
But I'm a tad knackered, in bed already.
I had to get the cat's father to come and get it.
It was growling and spitting at me, although it let me scratch it behind the ears.
Weird coat, but kind of oddly touchable, like velour ... it's one of those ridiculously expensive cats, the first time it went walkabout the fathers were hysterical with anxiety.
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[bhinso]

From the picture it looks moderately p1ssed off.

[Clanger]

I just made my very loverly banana pancakes, because I like to indulge myself when I feel like it (it's my holiday). The thing is, one of my housemates is working from home and had to smell the delish aromas of my cooking...ooops!
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[FretGrinder]

[hellkat]

I know right, it really is extremely cute, but freaky looking.

If it showed up often enough it would probably let me pick it up, cos it let me lie down (on my own bed!!) beside it, cos I was cat-whispering it, haha. I am likely to spoil it the same way I spoil the ones I already have.

I can't really afford to have another cat making themselves at home here, though, as it looks like I might have another one on the way (unexpected catsitting requirement )

I am really not up for being the mad cat lady, but life seems to be putting cats in my pathway at the moment.
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[hellkat]