So... What oiled your gears today? ARCHIVE

[Howling Terror]

Clapping for the carers was genuinely lovely.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[MarJay]

[Easy-X]

Went to make a cup of tea last night and came back to find...

https://i.imgur.com/ft3I4SF.jpg?1
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[recman]

[pepperami]

My gears are well and truly oiled today
I went to the shops and they had toilet paper in stock.
I was modest and didn’t panic buy, I just bought one packet.

I was just a couple of days away from cutting up the curtains .
I did think about using my old bike magazines, but they’re to slippery and shiny.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Riejufixing]

My nettle-picking fingers are now back to normal. Gardening gloves are good.

[grr666]

[Fisty]

This is my 10,000th post. I don't want to waste it on MPdonk.

So here it is.


Thank you BCF I love you all xxxxx


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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Ste]

[hellkat]

Is that your way of offering Fisty a blowy in celebration of his prestigiously numbered post?
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Today I scored :

* A boxload of free houseplants, including two orchids in bloom.
* 4 sturdy bags of free groceries (possibly out of date but not THAT much)

AND

* A small black cat who probably only speaks Russian
(temporary, until she goes to her new owner, my sister in law, probably after the corona )
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Stir fry with noodles, home made - finished off with a big glass of Borolo.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Ste]

[andyscooter]

next doors main coon cat is now my friend

comes to see me every morning for some treats and fuss trough the window

and if I don't get up in time knocks on it for me

also we seem to have another two from up the road that like to visit and sit in the window upstairs
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Peanut_Butter]

One of the cats brought a mouse into the house whilst we were watching rubbish on TV. Spent a hour trying to find it on my hands and knees as they then lost interest. The bonus to this story is that I got off my fat ass and got out of watching the rubbish he wanted to watch. Winner

[chickenstrip]

[Peanut_Butter]

Yea it had climbed into one of the WWWW bits of the radiator (hopefully you know what i mean) so had to get a stick and poke it - poor thing the radiators were hot too!!

Eventually cornered it, picked it up in some tissue and let it go over the field.
Todays rescue will be tomorrows buffet no doubt though. They often display their leftovers on the rug.
Was irritated by a piece of string on the rug all week once, picked it up on Friday before hoovering to discover it was a mouses tail

[Fisty]

COOP are now obviously ordering in too much food and people have stopped hoarding.

2 X large chickens 75p each
Luxury mac and cheese 19p
Large pork pie 21p
Costa coffee for the cafetier £1.52
Metric fuckton of fresh veg
Beet wellington £1.29
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Howling Terror]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUcgJVwWkAAo15m?format=jpg&name=small

Marginal gains

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUcqEL7X0AA7iZE?format=jpg&name=small

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUcqEMEX0AEuKGX?format=jpg&name=small
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[hellkat]

[recman]

https://i.postimg.cc/Z5KDLKP6/20200401-073035.jpg

[hellkat]

Been on a bit of a bender since Wednesday
Most unlike me but it was a release of the pressure after the ex-husband's death on Sunday.
Am now back on the straight(ish) and narrow (ish)

Also, I realised that now he's pegged it, I can stop worrying about whether I am properly divorced from him (decree nisi but not absolute) as technically it might mean that I am now his widow. So I can marry whoever I like* and not worry about bigamy.



*Not that anyone is currently presenting themselves as an acceptable candidate...
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[MarJay]

[hellkat]

Did you know that if you slice one of those cheesy ciabatta rolls and dip it in beaten egg, fry it on both sides and then add crispy bacon, brown sauce and grated cheddar, it's a very nice snackaroo indeed.
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[FretGrinder]