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Robby
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 30 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I've been referred to as 'the tripod' in the past...


Were you doing a particularly impressive shit?
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PostPosted: 20:59 - 30 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:58 - 30 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robby wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I've been referred to as 'the tripod' in the past...


Were you doing a particularly impressive shit?


No, but it's quite normal to hear women say 'oh shit' when they see 'little nobby'
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 30 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Robby wrote:


Were you doing a particularly impressive shit?


No, but it's quite normal to hear women say 'oh shit' when they see 'little nobby'


It's very rude of them to outwardly express their disappointment.
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 01 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

England Ladies Cricket team smashing the West Indies 5-0

Good food

Good company

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PostPosted: 12:53 - 01 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thinking Thinking

I may have accidentally attempted to chat up someone new.
I also have somehow followed a squaddie of my acquaintance into a large veterans chat group on FB.

Just keeping my hand in, etc.

Might start working on throwing a curve ball at the social media algorithm fairies, for a bit.

#mischief
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PostPosted: 14:43 - 01 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My last shift today, four days off and away on the bike! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:00 - 02 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

A guy I used to work with has asked me if I wanna do his private secretary work.
So I told him Yes.

Bit pleased.
Was hoping he might eventually do that.
Cool
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PostPosted: 10:03 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lawrence has definitely returned for the winter.
I am having a very laid back Saturday, in bed, with the cats.
All I really need is a slave glamorous assistant slave to bring me coffee and breadless bacon sandwiches, really Thinking
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PostPosted: 10:07 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Lawrence has definitely returned for the winter.
I am having a very laid back Saturday, in bed, with the cats.
All I really need is a slave glamorous assistant slave to bring me coffee and breadless bacon sandwiches, really Thinking


Would you like some melted cheese in which to dip your three layered bacon nibbles?
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Lawrence has definitely returned for the winter.
I am having a very laid back Saturday, in bed, with the cats.
All I really need is a slave glamorous assistant slave to bring me coffee and breadless bacon sandwiches, really Thinking


Can I join in.. sounds like a blast Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
...private secretary work.


Is that some sort of euphemism? Like French Polishing...
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

No indeed, it is just as it sounds.

All it really means is checking his letters for grammar and spelling (he is Italian), and possibly booking his private patients into the calendar for his virtual clinics. Although if I have to speak to his patients, that could be rather challenging, as he specialises in adult ADHD, and they tend to be quite insistent/pedantic/infuriating Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today I received an early birthday present. A 3D photo of my old Jess lasered into a block of crystal.
Something in my eye.
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spending 4 hours in the shed, music on turning this....

https://i.imgur.com/ZemxXaB.jpg?1

Into this.....

https://i.imgur.com/QlbLgMX.jpg?1

I reckon another 8-10 hours worth to go. I'm still amazed that the last thing to see this could have been a dinosaur.

The human race really is fuck all.
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:


I rechon another 8-10 hours worth to go. I'm still amazed that the last thing to see this could have been a dinosaur.

The human race really is fuck all.


Could a dinosaur have done what you did there? Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:


Could a dinosaur have done what you did there? Wink Laughing


Nope. but an Ichthyosaur didn't have to spend 8 hours a day with people he hated so he could afford to buy paper to wipe his arse with.
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 03 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:


Could a dinosaur have done what you did there? Wink Laughing


Nope. but an Ichthyosaur didn't have to spend 8 hours a day with people he hated so he could afford to buy paper to wipe his arse with.


You could always jump in a river to have a shit.

And f**k me, how much loo roll do you get through?! Shocked
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 04 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chickenybobs, its Sunday fucking morning.
I do not want to be thinking about Fisty's chocolate starfish.


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PostPosted: 12:57 - 04 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a cuttlefish friendly area so I hear..... Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:00 - 04 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Chickenybobs, its Sunday fucking morning.
I do not want to be thinking about Fisty's chocolate starfish.


But would you like another fucking cucumber sandwich? Because they're fucking delicious. Vicar.
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 04 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
I reckon another 8-10 hours worth to go. I'm still amazed that the last thing to see this could have been a dinosaur.

The human race really is fuck all.


This^^. T-Rex is much closer to us in time than to the first dinosaurs (even Brontosaurus, Allasaurus).
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PostPosted: 22:33 - 05 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a bit of a nag with probably my oldest internet mate* today, quite rare, cos he lives in America and our hours usually clash.

I've known him for probably 22 years and I still haven't ever met him, wow, headfuck central.

*in a chronological sense Thinking
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 06 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today, I went for a ride on my road bike. A lad dressed like he's just got back from the Giro'd Italia overtook me, and after that I decided to keep up with him and then overtake him. He was still looking over his shoulder, in disbelief that I could even keep up, thinking I was probably on a e-bike. To explain my enjoyment, I don't ride in bicycle clothes. I just wear some shorts and a t-shirt, on flat pedals, with MTB helmet and the only ''e'' thing on my bike is my smartphone in my pocket. Razz
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 07 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had nice ride about Epsom Downs yesterday. Managed to miss all the rain somehow Smile

On "Oiling Gears" today I did do the oil change on wife's car. I think the sump bolt is 21mm which is about the only size my father-in-law didn't have but luckily 13/16ths fitted. Most of the work is taking off the undertray to get at the sump and removing the big hose from the airbox to get at the oil filter. It's one of those with a plastic cap and you just pull out the paper element. I suppose it's more eco-friendly than the old metal can type but messy Sad
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