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PostPosted: 15:32 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jaffa cake doughnuts Smile
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Jaffa cake doughnuts Smile


Inb4 "what grinds my gears": "heart attack" Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

No.
Jaffa cakes are wrong, and jaffa cake donuts should therefore also be wrong.
Its all a lot of wrongness, I tell you.
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

McVities will shut up shop in Glasgow soon. The Turkish owner is about to shift production to Someotherplace. Mibby GDR.

So I'm boycotting McVities product now.

Maybe this is posted in the wrong thread.
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 21 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
McVities will shut up shop in Glasgow soon. The Turkish owner is about to shift production to Someotherplace. Mibby GDR.

So I'm boycotting McVities product now.

Maybe this is posted in the wrong thread.


Nat West have said if Scotland gets its independence, they'll shift their offices to London.
I'm hearing about companies moving from the EU to the UK, not so much the other way around.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 22 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Late May bonus: gone 8pm, but lovely golden sunshine spilling into the living room (north facing) Smile
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 23 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pissing people off at work by being correct in my actions. Nothing that they can do either. They will complain, but the complained about me staying till the end of my shift too, odd I know, but that's Scousers for you, if you aren't on the make or the rob they think that YOU are in the wrong.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 23 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Today, after quite a stressful professorial week, I am very grateful that I somehow managed to instal a notification sound on my Outlook to let me know when the Italian shrink sends me an email.

Its the simple things.


That must cause some looks, as your PC randomly shouts "SAUSAGE ALERT!" across the office.

Today's fitting finale for Aguero, non football fans look away now.
I should have backed him to score, but not bothered, I think even Everton wanted him to score by the looks of it Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 23 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Today, after quite a stressful professorial week, I am very grateful that I somehow managed to instal a notification sound on my Outlook to let me know when the Italian shrink sends me an email.

Its the simple things.


That must cause some looks, as your PC randomly shouts "SAUSAGE ALERT!" across the office.


Italian sausage alert, no less. hellkat must be positively sizzling in the pan! Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:52 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cat's asleep on one of the armchairs. I can't see him but I can hear the furry f*cker snoring Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

coming home from work to find the wench cooking me a curry.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went to bed last night with a headache, blocked nose and the shivers so naturally I'm thinking here we go. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 24 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Went to bed last night with a headache, blocked nose and the shivers so naturally I'm thinking here we go. Rolling Eyes
Woke up this morning right as rain. Thumbs Up


Pregnant again?
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
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Went to bed last night with a headache, blocked nose and the shivers so naturally I'm thinking here we go. Rolling Eyes
Woke up this morning right as rain. Thumbs Up


Pregnant again?


Can you get pregnant from a pokey bum wank?
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remind me to put recman in the same category as Ste for not being particular about checking threads to see what he has to say.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

The old dear next door sent over one of her occasional curry dinners, and as usual it was wonderful.

What appeared to be a pile of green sludge turned out to be fantastically flavoured spinach with a fresh tomato and LOTS of chilli, and a lake of brown lumpy sludge was black chickpeas with MORE chillies and ginger.

I applied a generous dollop of thick Turkish yoghurt to deafen the chillies a little but still ended up with the roof of my mouth spontaneously peeling off.

A stack of chapattis to feed a rugby team (okay, maybe 6, maybe 8 -= I lost count because I was inhaling them at a great rate of knots), layered with ghee and just properly warm.

Fantastic flavours.
Probably only cost her a quid to feed herself, her old man and have leftovers for me: fucking amazing.

There are still two chapattis which I am too stuffed to eat, and all the sludge is gone.
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 25 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two Wheels in Edinburgh actually having the very boots my mate wanted, in stock and in his size.

He has no internet so I do a lot of his buying , but suggested a visit just in case.
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PostPosted: 01:43 - 26 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
The old dear next door sent over one of her occasional curry dinners, and as usual it was wonderful.

What appeared to be a pile of green sludge turned out to be fantastically flavoured spinach with a fresh tomato and LOTS of chilli, and a lake of brown lumpy sludge was black chickpeas with MORE chillies and ginger.

I applied a generous dollop of thick Turkish yoghurt to deafen the chillies a little but still ended up with the roof of my mouth spontaneously peeling off.

A stack of chapattis to feed a rugby team (okay, maybe 6, maybe 8 -= I lost count because I was inhaling them at a great rate of knots), layered with ghee and just properly warm.

Fantastic flavours.
Probably only cost her a quid to feed herself, her old man and have leftovers for me: fucking amazing.

There are still two chapattis which I am too stuffed to eat, and all the sludge is gone.


Ill put your name forward for the 2022 Michelin Guide.

Your illustrative descriptions of the gastronomic are terribly appetising.
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 26 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

There are still two chapattis which I am too stuffed to eat, and all the sludge is gone.


i had the impression that you were dieting Thinking
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 26 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 26 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Ill put your name forward for the 2022 Michelin Guide.

Your illustrative descriptions of the gastronomic are terribly appetising.


It's food.
One must wax lyrical whenever possible.
Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 26 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
The old dear next door sent over one of her occasional curry dinners, and as usual it was wonderful.

What appeared to be a pile of green sludge turned out to be fantastically flavoured spinach with a fresh tomato and LOTS of chilli, and a lake of brown lumpy sludge was black chickpeas with MORE chillies and ginger.

I applied a generous dollop of thick Turkish yoghurt to deafen the chillies a little but still ended up with the roof of my mouth spontaneously peeling off.

A stack of chapattis to feed a rugby team (okay, maybe 6, maybe 8 -= I lost count because I was inhaling them at a great rate of knots), layered with ghee and just properly warm.

Fantastic flavours.
Probably only cost her a quid to feed herself, her old man and have leftovers for me: fucking amazing.

There are still two chapattis which I am too stuffed to eat, and all the sludge is gone.
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 26 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Series 3 of Mr Inbetween has started, first 2 episodes available.
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 27 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Her Maj, Lizzie the kraut, has given me the day off tomorrow.
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PostPosted: 15:36 - 27 May 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Her Maj, Lizzie the kraut, has given me the day off tomorrow.


We've really got to get rid of the monarchy. Can't have bloody civil servants having days off! Laughing
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