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PostPosted: 04:34 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Re: Introducing Baptist Joshua On YouTube Reply with quote

Baptist Joshua on YouTube wrote:
I am a born again Christian(Baptist).

I am the angel of death, the time of purification is at hand.
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PostPosted: 06:52 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Re: Introducing Baptist Joshua On YouTube Reply with quote

Baptist Joshua on YouTube wrote:
Hello. I am new here. I am a born again Christian(Baptist). I own a 1980 Honda CM400 E. My current issue is a gas leak. I did see it dripping off of a bolt, at the bottom of the motorcycle, so I plan to do some research. I am not mechanically inclined. I live in the Communist State of Illinois, in america. I am interested in homesteading and survival skills and tactics. I am an author. I am not an agent of the C.I.A. I am a writer of comic books. I have a YouTube. Rolling Eyes I am pretty knowledgeable about Biblical archaeology and also answer peoples' questions about scripture via my channel or in person/interwebs.


I'm interested to find some proof that God existed.

Is there any fossil evidence? I think that would be great.
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PostPosted: 07:37 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did no one write about the dinosaurs in the Bible, it's all about some water walking sky wizards son who is a man but not a man but a belief, a wrong one. But no t-rex or velociraptors?!

Also, doesn't Satan punish bad people, doesn't that make him good?

Do you like balloons.
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PostPosted: 07:40 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Re: Introducing Baptist Joshua On YouTube Reply with quote

Baptist Joshua on YouTube wrote:
Hello. I am new here. I am a born again Christian(Baptist). I own a 1980 Honda CM400 E. My current issue is a gas leak. I did see it dripping off of a bolt, at the bottom of the motorcycle, so I plan to do some research. I am not mechanically inclined. I live in the Communist State of Illinois, in america. I am interested in homesteading and survival skills and tactics. I am an author. I am not an agent of the C.I.A. I am a writer of comic books. I have a YouTube. Rolling Eyes I am pretty knowledgeable about Biblical archaeology and also answer peoples' questions about scripture via my channel or in person/interwebs.


Kudos for the Condorman reference, (Obsure much?) but... we're mostly British, and mostly British people don't go in for religion by and large. If we do we tend to keep quiet about it and drink tea with our local vicar and don't particularly want it shoved down our throats.

Stick with bikes, leave religion at the door and you can probably remain on the forum.

Describing Illinois as communist does ring a lot of alarm bells though, especially as pretty much everywhere in the US is further right than the UK and we currently have Screaming Toff BoJo as our Prime Minister...

But, you know... Being a Christian and all Cognitive Bias is your day to day thing, so I don't expect you to really understand where the centre is in politics *shrug*.

*Ticks internal checklist*

Arrow Politics
Arrow Religion
Arrow First post
Arrow Uses the word 'Gas' for petrol

I think the clock is running...
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PostPosted: 07:55 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's leaking but you're unsure where from. Do as I do and use a cigarette lighter to find where the gas is escaping. You can then repair.
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PostPosted: 08:07 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good morning.

Sorry to hear about your problem with the bike 'leaking gas'.

I am aware of the physical dimensions of a Honda CM400E.

I've watched one of your YouTube videos and I am aware of the visual representation of the relationship between you and some of your immediate surroundings in the video.

I personally don't believe in gas leaks. Some people tell me they can happen, but you know, Darwin was a clever man and I just don't trust him, or the people around in his time to all be liars. No, I believe in motorcycles having a soul.

And this particular little Honda is simply sweating at the thought of your humungous lardform attempting to straddle it.

Give it a break and get one of those Communist bikes, a Massey Davidson. Much more likely to work with you on your mission.

Cheerio
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, right Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:40 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

And it's a hearty "Fuck off, you backward oxygen thief" from me.
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
And it's a hearty "Fuck off, you backward oxygen thief" from me.


Now don't be like that Shaggy, it's ages since we had a good internet pet.
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PostPosted: 10:53 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sooner the rapture happens and relieves the planet of religious fuckwittery, the better.
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PostPosted: 11:43 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Re: Introducing Baptist Joshua On YouTube Reply with quote

Baptist Joshua on YouTube wrote:
Hello. I am new here. I am a born again Christian(Baptist). I own a 1980 Honda CM400 E. My current issue is a gas leak. I did see it dripping off of a bolt, at the bottom of the motorcycle, so I plan to do some research. I am not mechanically inclined. I live in the Communist State of Illinois, in america. I am interested in homesteading and survival skills and tactics. I am an author. I am not an agent of the C.I.A. I am a writer of comic books. I have a YouTube. Rolling Eyes I am pretty knowledgeable about Biblical archaeology and also answer peoples' questions about scripture via my channel or in person/interwebs.


Okay, who ordered the God-bothering nutjob? Make sure you clean up after it like you had to with those islamists who blew up in the garden.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a hard-core Atheist and yet I didn't jump that far... In some ways I'm heartened by those comments, but motorcycling is a broad 'church'... and the delusional probably shouldn't be excluded from the forum.
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

OP is either a "Chestermick" sock, or "Dr Quack" has emigrated, trollin' much!
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please keep him. Nurture him and allow him to grow.

We need new blood with fresh ideas.
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

New blood and fresh ideas yes but we've never had a newbie tell us that they're not an agent of the CIA and I don't know if we should be concerned about our new CIA blud. Confused
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome Joshua !!
It's good to see another brother in Christ on this forum.
Do not be dismayed at some of the replies, sadly we have our share of cynical atheists
here in England too so do not be put off.
These things are sent to try us as they say

Your motorcycle, perhaps a picture of the offending part would help us
make guesses as to the cause?
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thou shalt not fixed what God willed to be broken.

Allahu akbar.
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
New blood and fresh ideas yes but we've never had a newbie tell us that they're not an agent of the CIA and I don't know if we should be concerned about our new CIA blud. Confused


I think we would do well to have a member who 'isn't' an agent of the CIA. He will be able to give us all the heads up on what the CIA aren't investigating or involved in. Imagine all the conspiracy theories he won't be able to confirm or deny...
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
New blood and fresh ideas yes but we've never had a newbie tell us that they're not an agent of the CIA and I don't know if we should be concerned about our new CIA blud. Confused


https://youtu.be/lo5LZmx9Vrg?t=48
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uncle Sam sent him to spy on us and to mock our lack of weapons so we shouldn't trust him.

Do you think Merica is going to bring democracy to the UK? Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually a covert agent of the Russians sent to sow confusion amongst our ranks...

Good luck with those progress reports!
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PostPosted: 14:17 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Why did no one write about the dinosaurs in the Bible, .


I heard a sky fairy believer try to explain this one. He said that all the dinosaur bones we find were buried by the Chief Sky Fairy to "test our faith" and weren't real.

Apparently evolution doesn't exist and 2 penguins managed to walk from the South Pole to Palestine to get on a boat with 30 days notice. A boat which one bloke built with basic hand tools, which was large enough to house 2 animals from every species of animal known to man.

It;s amazing how many people still believe this stuff 2,000 years on.
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Why did no one write about the dinosaurs in the Bible, it's all about some water walking sky wizards son who is a man but not a man but a belief, a wrong one. But no t-rex or velociraptors?!

That's an easy one. Dinosaurs were created by God a long time (on the 5th day) before He created Man, and it is only very recently that we have discovered evidence of those earlier times. Time has changed a great deal, you see. It used to run much, much slower than it runs now.

There is no "sky (?) wizard", by the way.
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 16 Aug 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anybody else feel the need to deny they are a CIA agent? No?
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