Forum member died in crash

Colin Jones · Banned Joined: 27 Jul 2015 Karma :

My name is Colin Jones I am sorry to report that Martin Ryan known as Tritey on here died in a motorcycle accident Friday 24th July this year. He was on an unfamiliar bike on a road he did not know in Findorff Germany. He was riding with friends he had travelled to see. They report he crashed whilst going into a bend that tightened up, they state that he hit a barrier and died of his injuries.

I have had the unpleasant task of telling his mother and sister, his wife is still in Germany she gave me the bad news Saturday. His account will need deleting.

Please ride safely.

BR
Colin Jones.

Thorn · Banned Joined: 07 Oct 2012 Karma :

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P.addy · *Formerly known as* P. Joined: 14 Feb 2008 Karma :

Unsure if troll given the nature of Tritey and his german porn.
If true, then shame, if troll, then wang.

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Nov 2012 Karma :

*votes wang*
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Andy S · Nova Slayer Joined: 16 Jan 2014 Karma :

Real? If so RIP.
Last post was 17th July so possible.

StormCrow · Scooby Slapper Joined: 14 Mar 2010 Karma :

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=4156218

Would appear to be real - if so RIP...

Thorn · Banned Joined: 07 Oct 2012 Karma :

A very clumsy end to a mildly interesting sock puppet Thumbs Down

Google finds nothing relevant to "Martin Ryan" or "Findoriff Germany Crash", only incidents from years ago.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Well there's a thing.
Poor old Tritey, eh.
Be interesting to see the German newspaper report.
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Jewlio Iglesias · Banned Joined: 10 Jan 2015 Karma :

Wasn't Colin the one reporting his posts to das Führer?
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Nov 2012 Karma :

https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Money/Pix/pictures/2014/1/10/1389352753267/Colin-Hunt-the-office-jok-012.jpg
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I hope we're not going to have another one of those "Oh, he died, oh wait, no he didn't" sort of drama...
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grr666 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Jun 2014 Karma :

Nobody is sure enough to downvote OP though. Laughing

Me included. Embarassed

Shame if its true. Some of his posts were very entertaining.
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I was tempted to downvote as spam or boring... I thought I'd wait for a bit and see what happens next Rolling Eyes

Brings up an interesting point, though.
If you died, would the rest of the forum believe the bearer of your bad news.
If not, what would it take for you to believe it?
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Kris · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

OP: What was Tritey's real name then.
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c_dug · Super Spammer Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Karma :

Not to go all I care the mostingest or whatever, but, given we as a forum have been through the loss of a long standing and well liked member in recent months, if this is a troll, it's in incredibly bad taste.

Not sure whether to believe or not, on the one hand, would a relatively new members friend bother to come on here and let us know? And on the other hand, lots of my friends know how much I use the forum and so the day I do plant it into a double decker bus at 80mph yelling JULLLAAAYYYYYY, you'll be informed pretty sharpish I'm sure.
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