Annoying little shits

[kramdra]

House opposite has bought some kind of karaokee machine for their 5-10 year old daughter/s. This would not normally annoy me, except for a few things:

Its in the garden, turned up as loud as it goes. She is making as much noise as she possibly can, and its horrible. Its been on and in use, all day for past two days.

I have a massive headache/cough and probably ebola

[angryjonny]

You like to listen to NWA with the volume turned up to 11 on your new Wharfedales, in your garden, between 6pm and midnight, right?

Well, you do now, anyway.

[kramdra]

If I did not have headache Id probably get guitar out and make a worse noise. Havent touched it for few years

Codeine now making me feel sick. 4 was possibly too many

[Polarbear]

Half a bottle of Captain Morgans and you will happily join in.
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[The Disapproving Brit]

Start looking over the fence and staring at the daughter while rubbing your crotch. That'll sort it.
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[Skudd]

Iggy Pop always worked for me.
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[Beehive Bedlam]

The novelty will wear off soon enough until then ignore it.

[stevo as b4]

I don't think you need to worry as said, kids soon get bored of stuff.

It's when arrogant adult neighbours start making too much anti social noise that you need to do something about, that's a problem then.

[dodsi]

Bloody southerners.

[RhynoCZ]

When kids are making, the noise in the hood, who you gonna call?

PEDO-BEAR.

https://youtu.be/0ANTPnAB6dQ?t=12s
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[Islander]

At first I was afraid, I was petrified!

[Diggs]

Whenever the kids have a sleep-over I play WWII German marching tunes in the morning to get them out. Try:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mp4aOABbsI

- turned up to 11.
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[grr666]

Take up archery.
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[hellkat]

Dog poo trebuchet.
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[SQL]

we put this on repeat in a block of flats when the neighbours below were being noisy bastards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

[delsol]

[Just_James]

Just be careful watering your plants with the hose pipe, am sure a jet of water wouldn't do a karaoke machine any good
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[stevo as b4]

[Harold_Shand]

Wait til you have kids and you have to entertain them for 6 FUCKING WEEKS.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[sickpup]

[pepperami]

[pepperami]

OP... why not get your own karaoke machine and only use it in the garden at full volume every time they do it?
Maybe even start singing the same songs

Of course you must sing them badly and be on drugs to make it interesting

I`ll bet you a dollar , they would soon piss off indoors
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