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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 13:56 - 03 Oct 2015    Post subject: Seen Dances with wolves? now meet Scolding bear Reply with quote
https://quirker.co.uk/story/no-matter-how-many-times-that-woman-asks-him-not-to-this-bears-going-to-kill-that-kayak
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 03 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Probably a French-speaking bear.
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 03 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shame it never killed the shrieking yank bitch. My ears hurt.
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 03 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why did she keep calling him Bear? His name is Derick.
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 03 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Why did she keep calling him Bear? His name is Derick.

And Dericks don't run.
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 03 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Why did she keep calling him Bear? His name is Derick.

And Dericks don't run.


Not even if Ronnie Pickering was doing the shouting.
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 03 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
He thought it was a pikanik basket.
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 18:49 - 03 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
irritating whiny tart:
why are you breaking my kayak?
Bear:
cos you is well gettin on my tits innit?
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PostPosted: 01:07 - 04 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
How does she know the kayak doesn't taste good?
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PostPosted: 08:35 - 04 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
He thought it was a pikanik basket.


I had to google wot you did there. Smile
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 04 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 04 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whiny bitch says: "puhleeeease stop breaking my kayak Bear. Bear!. Stop"

Bear hears: "There's sandwiches in my kayak Bear. Eat them! Then eat me!"
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PostPosted: 15:10 - 05 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Not even if Ronnie Pickering was doing the shouting.


Who?
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PostPosted: 16:26 - 05 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
petalbriefs wrote:
Skudd wrote:
Not even if Ronnie Pickering was doing the shouting.


Who?


I think it's this guy:

https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4831687.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/PAY-The-Wealdstone-Raider.jpg
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 05 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
andym wrote:


I think it's this guy:

https://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4831687.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/PAY-The-Wealdstone-Raider.jpg


He's

Lester Piggot.

Lester Piggot.

LESTER PIGGOT!
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