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winz
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 07 Oct 2015    Post subject: Brian Blessed delivers baby Reply with quote

A story about Brian has surface about him delivering a baby in Richmond Park in the 60's.

"... so the afterbirth came out, and the clots, I pressed her belly and got rid of the clots, and the afterbirth came out. Then I bit it loose and tied it into a knot, etcetera and then I just called for help and eventually an ambulance came..

I was covered in blood, my shirt was covered in blood, I was wrapping and wiping her saying 'it's all right darling,' and I was licking the baby's face."

Poor child.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11916686/Brian-Blessed-I-delivered-a-baby-in-a-park-bit-the-umbilical-cord-and-licked-the-infants-face.html
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 07 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

More likely explanation: back in the '60s, Brian Blessed took some really good LSD, and was found in a hedgerow seven hours later covered in his own fluids, cradling a terrified badger while howling incoherently at it.
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 07 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, Call-Me-Dave Cameron was born in 1966.

A traumatic entry to the world like that, connected to memories of a bearded man licking his face could explain why he's so worried about Jeremy Corbyn.

Oh yes, and why he's such a bastard.
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 07 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brings a new meaning to 'shouting one out'


Badum tssschh!
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PostPosted: 21:39 - 07 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
Brings a new meaning to 'shouting one out'


Badum tssschh!


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PostPosted: 22:22 - 07 Oct 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
Brings a new meaning to 'shouting one out'


Badum tssschh!


Reasonable. Smile
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