When flogging on on Gumtree, don't go full retard

[WD Forte]

This
oh FFS
The wording doesn't inspire confidence either

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ktm-motorbikes/ktm/1138368868
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bikers smell of wee

[waffles]

I thought KTM was an Austrian company, not an Australian company....

I'll get my coat.
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Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125

[NJD]

Invents new colour "orange graphics".
"No space".. enough to take a picture in a open space (backgarden, cba because upside down).
Invents new bike "Manufacture: KTM, Model: KTM".
Mileage: 1, pull the other one.

*Starts a go fund me to save the bike from it's dreadful owner*.

[Rogerborg]

Eh, that describes about 50% of the bikes on Gumtree. Another 25% are 'field bikes' without a picture and 'call 4 moar info'. The rest is quads, carts, buggys and jetskis.

Why they even bother to have categories or 'rules' is beyond me when they won't enforce them even when they're reported.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Triton Thrasher]

Well, it only has one mileage.
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[drzsta]

What's the issue other than a naff picture? It's a 10 year old sx125? Mileage is irrelevant on an mx bike it's in hours.