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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Look what I made! Reply with quote

https://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq9/Nobbythechihuahua/018edit_zpsbcxeb2z9.jpg
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a little bastard!

Congrats Very Happy
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GhostRider
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

That white bar like thing on the face....septal bolt? Taking after the old man?!

Well done on your bollocks still being functional, at your age an all!

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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

DNA test or it didn't happen
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

w/ tin of custard, natch
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PostPosted: 13:14 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats an' all that.
Won't be time or money to ride bikes now. I'll take the FZR please! Very Happy
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Congrats an' all that.
Won't be time or money to ride bikes now. I'll take the FZR please! Very Happy


Thanks.

I'll still need to get to work somehow, so the exup is off limits.

If you really want to be helpful, you could just adopt the little 'bastard'.
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chickenstrip
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


If you really want to be helpful, you could just adopt the little 'bastard'.


Shocked

Get that thing away from me!

*runs away*
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Robby
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PostPosted: 16:07 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

You made an ultrasound picture of a chimpanzee with a moustache.

Well done. I tend to just draw cats.
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think you're taking rather too much of the credit there TBF.

After all it's really Mrs Nobby doing all the baking.

In truth, your part was very small. At least, that's what I was told.

However........Congratulations on your small Nobby.
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats. Fun times ahead!
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PostPosted: 23:40 - 07 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations to the Nobbies. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:51 - 08 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your Mrs has been shagging again.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 08 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Your Mrs has been shagging again.


Yes, that much is apparent. I'm gonna kick Ste so hard in the bollocks....
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 01:31 - 09 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations to the Nobblies Thumbs Up

Now the formalities have been said, go sell all your toys, especially the fun ones. Buy lots of nasty plastic kiddy stuff and go live in purgatory for the next 10 or so years. BCF looks forward to your next thread....'Mid-life crisis and I bought a bike' Wink
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 09 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice one Nobster Smile
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 09 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Think you're taking rather too much of the credit there TBF.

After all it's really Mrs Nobby doing all the baking.

In truth, your part was very small. At least, that's what I was told.

However........Congratulations on your small Nobby.


An oven can only bake the ingredients placed in it Wink
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mentalboy
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PostPosted: 13:19 - 09 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

t121anf wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Think you're taking rather too much of the credit there TBF.

After all it's really Mrs Nobby doing all the baking.

In truth, your part was very small. At least, that's what I was told.

However........Congratulations on your small Nobby.


An oven can only bake the ingredients placed in it Wink


Turning the 'oven' on can also be a bastard Wink
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PostPosted: 18:33 - 09 Nov 2015    Post subject: Re: Look what I made! Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
https://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq9/Nobbythechihuahua/018edit_zpsbcxeb2z9.jpg


Looks like paul anorl's been busy when you weren't looking.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 10 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know what it is yet? I bet you're hoping for human.
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 10 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy wrote:
Turning the 'oven' on can also be a bastard Wink


Don't be daft, any fool can twiddle a knob Wink
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PostPosted: 10:30 - 11 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

I presume, true to form, you came first.....you Bastard! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 11 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

commiserations!
this is officially the beginning of the end off the good part of your life, then actual end of the good part of you life is when its too late to run for the hills, change you name and never look back.
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 11 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sexcrement. Nice work Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 11 Nov 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congrats fella Thumbs Up Very Happy
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