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The Artist
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Of course you need the fire service to rescue someone, the ambulance service to look after someone and the police service to look important and arrest anyone. Whistle
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
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MCN
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rogerborg wrote:
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The Artist
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Literally worse than Hitler.
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PostPosted: 13:53 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Artist wrote:
Literally worse than Hitler.


I apply the rules of the block busting TV show Catch Phrase
'Say what You See'.

I see Arthur Hitler being head slapped by a spider head. ???
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 14:42 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ang on a minute
I reckon yer a bioliar you are.
If you're up near the Butt of Lewis lighthouse
how can you hear sirens in the vicinity of Howden east Yorks
where the A63 meets the M62?

I feel betrayed
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PostPosted: 15:10 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Was there a Waaambulance present?
Cos it isn't a proper drama unless a Waaambulance is called.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Was there a Waaambulance present?
Cos it isn't a proper drama unless a Waaambulance is called.



RMFP (read my fackin post) Smile

There was a Waaaambulance but well after the double fire appliances, the PoPo and the next two fire appliances.

I am busy waiting for Air Sea Rescue, Mine Rescue, Lifeboat and Mountain Rescue to join the charge.

I did hear a chopper flying overhead in the same direction as the others.
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UnknownStuntm...
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PostPosted: 15:22 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Was there a Waaambulance present?
Cos it isn't a proper drama unless a Waaambulance is called.



RMFP (read my fackin post) Smile

There was a Waaaambulance but well after the double fire appliances, the PoPo and the next two fire appliances.

I am busy waiting for Air Sea Rescue, Mine Rescue, Lifeboat and Mountain Rescue to join the charge.

I did hear a chopper flying overhead in the same direction as the others.

Reckon you're on the sauce, this is below par for your usual efforts.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 15:29 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
I am busy waiting for Air Sea Rescue, Mine Rescue, Lifeboat and Mountain Rescue to join the charge.

Bonus points if BJG Solutions (228,349 views so far) attend. Wink
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:

RMFP (read my fackin post) Smile

There was a Waaaambulance but well after the double fire appliances, the PoPo and the next two fire appliances.

I did FRYP
But you only mentioned an ambulance.
not a waaambulance
Laughing
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
You only know it's serious if the waaaambulance is followed by waaaambulance-chasers.
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oldpink
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
meh constant around me
fire station & wambulance station within a mile and I'm 100m from the high street nee naw is every 5 mins
normally followed by fuzz
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 04 Dec 2015    Post subject: waammbulance Reply with quote
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Ste
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PostPosted: 12:39 - 05 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
You only know it's serious if the waaaambulance is followed by waaaambulance-chasers.

What about a circumcision ambulance?

Laughing

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/circumcision-ambulance-stolen-in-violent-carjacking-in-east-london-a3128586.html
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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 05 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Circumcision ambulance!

Bet they know all the short cuts.

Thank you very much........I'm here all week......
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 05 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
The crooks must have got away with the skin of someone's knob.
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 05 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Circumcision ambulance!

Bet they know all the short cuts.

Thank you very much........I'm here all week......


Groan !
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PostPosted: 00:04 - 06 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Police are hoping for a tip off.
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PostPosted: 08:47 - 06 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
What about a circumcision ambulance? Laughing
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/circumcision-ambulance-stolen-in-violent-carjacking-in-east-london-a3128586.html

Shocked I thought the frums didn't use German cars?
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 06 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
WD Forte wrote:
Ang on a minute
I reckon yer a bioliar you are.
If you're up near the Butt of Lewis lighthouse
how can you hear sirens in the vicinity of Howden east Yorks
where the A63 meets the M62?

I feel betrayed
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Because ̶M̶C̶N̶ Walloper has been telling porkies about who he is and where he lives and that was the last piece of the puzzle that ties him to the Walloper account.

So does ̶M̶C̶N̶ Walloper get banned for having a sockpuppet account?
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MCN
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 06 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
sickpup wrote:
WD Forte wrote:
Ang on a minute
I reckon yer a bioliar you are.
If you're up near the Butt of Lewis lighthouse
how can you hear sirens in the vicinity of Howden east Yorks
where the A63 meets the M62?

I feel betrayed
christmas card


Because ̶M̶C̶N̶ Walloper has been telling porkies about who he is and where he lives and that was the last piece of the puzzle that ties him to the Walloper account.

So does ̶M̶C̶N̶ Walloper get banned for having a sockpuppet account?



Awe naaaaaw.

Mibby ma cover's been blawn. Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 06 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
I did hear a chopper flying overhead in the same direction as the others.

One of the yokels threw an axe at them Confused
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