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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 01:40 - 06 Dec 2015    Post subject: Biker vs monkey Reply with quote
FITE (link updated, thanks).

Monkey wanted it more.
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 09 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Working link (for now at least): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyqwJsGJSIY

To be fair the guy started it Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 09 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
YouTube fascists wrote:
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Jakkapong Kittodsapat

I bet the monkey's parents named it that for a joke.
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PostPosted: 08:54 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't care what it's done, you don't think of kicking a fucking animal. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 09:01 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
I don't care what it's done, you don't think of kicking a fucking animal. Crying or Very sad


not a small primate no, however, there are animals that if they put me in a position that required it. I would kick them, things like pigs will need more than a hefty boot if they decide to attack (pigs can be scary as fook), same with cows which is why farmers will often carry long sticks to defuse the situation before thing get out of hand.
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lol@ don't kick the monkey, the things are viscous as fuck, have massive teeth and are strong beyond belief when it comes to food and fighting.

And carry rabies.

Kick its fucking head in Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
J4mes wrote:
Lol@ don't kick the monkey, the things are viscous as fuck, have massive teeth and are strong beyond belief when it comes to food and fighting.

And carry rabies.

Kick its fucking head in Thumbs Up


This.

That monkey was pissed and I wouldn't just stand there and let it attack me.
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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
I don't care what it's done, you don't think of kicking a fucking animal. Crying or Very sad

Plus, now it will feel alienated and disaffected. The correct response would be to give it a free bike of its own to piss on and chew.
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
TBF I think the guy was acting in self defence Laughing

I don't think I would have done anything different.
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was reading dailymail comments and they were funny.
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That's not animal abuse. The man used a shoe just to try and move it away from his bike and the animal attacked him

This comment was the right one.
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tai chang ying tong pyyyang. Smile
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
I don't care what it's done, you don't think of kicking a fucking animal. Crying or Very sad


I can't understand that attitude if it's serious.
Far worse has happened for far less concerning people so I don't get why animals are treated as innocent when they're not.
If it was someone sitting on the bike casually jabbing it with a screwdriver then came at the owner throwing a shoe at him, the results would be the same.
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 10 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing Laughing Laughing Looked like a fair fight, that monkey gave as good as he got. Straight down the Drs clinic after though, god know what the Monkey caught from that fight Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 11 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
J4mes wrote:
Lol@ don't kick the monkey, the things are viscous as


viscous is an adjective that means having the sticky properties of an adhesive. Viscous means sticky, gluey and syrupy
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PostPosted: 07:12 - 12 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jmon wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
I don't care what it's done, you don't think of kicking a fucking animal. Crying or Very sad


I can't understand that attitude if it's serious.
Far worse has happened for far less concerning people so I don't get why animals are treated as innocent when they're not.
If it was someone sitting on the bike casually jabbing it with a screwdriver then came at the owner throwing a shoe at him, the results would be the same.


Go throw a shoe at a passing rude boy. Post pictures of your face after.
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PostPosted: 07:56 - 12 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:


Go throw a shoe at a passing rude boy. Post pictures of your face after.


wtf is a rude boy Eh?
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J4mes
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PostPosted: 08:30 - 12 Dec 2015    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paul Fzs wrote:
J4mes wrote:
Lol@ don't kick the monkey, the things are viscous as


viscous is an adjective that means having the sticky properties of an adhesive. Viscous means sticky, gluey and syrupy


Yes, they get hold of you and don't let go. Almost as if they were sticky.

Or my auto correct failed me, one of the two.
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