Predictions for 2016

[Bubbs]

1. Ginger twat, Chris Evans top gear show cancelled after 6 episodes

2. Jeremy Clarkson amazon show sells out (but it's still shit because Hammond is a fuck wit)

3. London gets bombed/terrorist attack

4. Ronda rousey loses Again and retires

5. Wales win 6 nations

6. BCF BBQ 2016 is the best yet - those that fail to attend are bitterly disappointed. Fucking pussies.


What are yours?
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[Rogerborg]

Banks collapse again, are bailed out again.

The loonly left will have a brief resurgence, and the public sector including the BBC will strike regularly. Nobody will really notice.

Cameron waves "renegotiated" EU membership papers, Neville Chamberlain stylee, declares Mission Accomplished, reneges on referendum.

Net immigration hits half a million.

UK reality TV will have its first fatality.

Nothing bad that happens will have anything to do with islam.
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[andym]

World war 3

[smegballs]

The Happening will finally happen. Fuck knows we've all been waiting this long.

I think that covers all my bases

[chris-red]

95% of all Products sold will be marketed using Star Wars in some way.
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Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
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[Lord Percy]

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[iooi]

Starts on 1st January & ends 31st December

What happens in between. Well no doubt will be just as shit as this year
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[Doovy]

[chris-red]

ANYTHING can be sold via Star Wars.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[Rogerborg]

[-Monty-]

Ste will have his image posting rights re-instated, and then revoked within five minutes.
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[Polarbear]

[Pigeon]

1. Ginger Gear will be a ratings "success" because the BBC only has 4 shows left that pull in 2m viewers and they have feck all on a Sunday which is when this will air.

2. Clarkson Gear will be mediocre ratings wise because apart from core fans, or people who like their Amazon shit delivered the next day, no one will pay another £80 a year just to hear him shout POOOOWWWAHHHHH and In the Worrrlld.

3. Terrorist attack is inevitable.

4. England win 6N + Grand Slam

5. Banks have to bailed out again due to liquidity issues again, not from housing initially, but from the global collapse in commodity prices.
This time it might not be a bail out, but a bail in from negative interest rates.

6. Danny Pedrosa wins MotoGP championship after the "Doctor" is put in a mental asylum, deemed unfit to stand trail for operating on #93 and removing his arms, legs and teeth.
Lorenzo doesn't challenge for the title after thrusting a Lorenzo Land flag into a area of land mines planted by the Doctor.

7. Nico Rosberg wins F1 title after realising he can confuse LH44 by releasing a squirrel in front of him at the first bend of every race.

8. World War 3 begins on November the 9th as on his first day at work, President Trump launches nukes at every internet user who ever took the piss out of the family of dead gerbils he uses for a toupe.....damnit.

9. I will post about Street Triples, SV's, PR4's and Chinese 125's

10. I will win the lottery (please, pretty please) and buy you all BCF mugs

[Bubbs]

[The Wobbly Orange]

1-Another Star Trek actor dies.

2-George, Boris and Theresa start maneuvering for the top job.

3-Corbyn survives the year, his party doesn't. At least not in the way that it does now.

4-We get another couple of short lived memes like Harlem Shake or Cheeky Nandos
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[Ste]

[yen_powell]

At least two famous people will die who you thought were dead years ago anyway.

A film or programme you were looking forward to will be cancelled without telling anyone because some twat in a waistcoat hasn't quite finished pushing balls down some holes with a long stick.

CCM will go bust, then come back to life. Possibly more than once.

The Daily Mail will have headlines just before every bank holiday proclaiming that the traffic jams have started.

Sharm El Sheik will make a big fuss of their one visitor.

The Pope will retire and join the other retired one in January. At the end of the year they will reform and go on tour.
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[Ste]

Yewtree predictions?

[Rogue_Shadow]

[Rogerborg]

[Taught2BCauti...]

Go Compare and Compare the Market adverts will become increasingly irritating, until someone launches a Twitter campaign to boycott them.

By September, there will be more online Casinos than there are working people in the UK.

A prominent US Senator will officially announce to the world, that UFO's and Aliens are real - but before he finishes speaking, someone posts a video on YouTube, 'proving' that the announcement is a hoax.

The Earth will be destroyed in a collision with planet Nibiru, on November 23rd, at 10:42am (weather permitting).
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