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Raffles
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PostPosted: 01:13 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaft wrote:
Be careful what you wish for.............

Cliff is a national treasure, virtually every radio station will go into a state of mourning and it will be wall to wall Harry Webb for a month Shocked

You reckon?
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PostPosted: 08:48 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sload wrote:
As long as Borg doesn't post we should be oh wait.

Well in that case - Alyson Hannigan

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PostPosted: 09:23 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wishlist:
Ozzy Ozbourne (fatwa against hellkat commences Laughing )
Clarkson (assassination)
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Alan Sugar

Betting List:
Age-related:
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Kirk Douglas

Other:
Michael J Fox
Charlie Sheen
Joni Mitchell

Please keep them alive forever:
Attenborough
Pacino
Mick 'n' Keith
Rod Stewart

Only for the decent music on the radio:
Elton
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PostPosted: 09:26 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
Llama-Farmer wrote:
David Attenborough is 90 this year... hope he's not going anytime soon though.


Unless we can get Stephen Fry to start doing documentaries, we'll be in big trouble.


Oh God, no.
Nature programmes should only be done by nature people.
Stephen Fry has quite enough work, is already a national institution for being a general dick, and is not the right person for animal programmes AT ALL.

If I hear his voice replacing Attenborough on animal programmes I think I will smash up the telly.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Wishlist:
Ozzy Ozbourne (fatwa against hellkat commences Laughing )


NO!

why?
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddie Starr or Jim Davidson.
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodsi wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Wishlist:
Ozzy Ozbourne (fatwa against hellkat commences Laughing )

NO!
why?

I find him about as irritating as Cliff Richard.

Laughing
oh noes, not everyone loves Ozzie ... oh noes
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Wishlist:
Andrew Lloyd Webber



Oooh now you're talking.


He infuriates me... partly because his face looks like a sack of onions thats been beaten with a hammer. But mostly cos he's an infuriating little troll.
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

Oh God, no.
Nature programmes should only be done by nature people.
Stephen Fry has quite enough work, is already a national institution for being a general dick, and is not the right person for animal programmes AT ALL.

If I hear his voice replacing Attenborough on animal programmes I think I will smash up the telly.


Can we add Stephen Fry to your wishlist then?
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think my ten year celebraty cull idea should be developed. It should be enacted Running Man style. Cities could bid to take on the spectacular event as hordes of celebs have to compete running the gauntlet of many hideous deaths to win the chance for a painless lethal injection. The winners body could then be encased in clear resin and bricked into the side of BBC Broadcasting house.
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Can we add Stephen Fry to your wishlist then?


Nah, I run hot and cold on him.
Can't help but admire his snooty intellect.
Sometimes I want to roll him in a flaming barrel off Tower Bridge, and other times I wish he was my endearingly eccentric uncle.
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 20 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Intellect? The blokes a gibbering fuckwit, he spouts so much bullshit he could give warped a run for his money.
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 21 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK then ... I'll change that to snooty* intellectualism - which may or may not include the definition "pretending to be an intellectual when in fact you're just a self-obsessed slightly brainy manic depressive with a knack for blatant self-publicisation".




*cos "snooty" is turning out to be my word of the week



I prefer Hugh Laurie anyway.
MUCH sexier.
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 21 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

10 pence Short wrote:
Is Bruce Forsythe a celeb? If so him, definitely him.


They'd have a hell of a job killing his ego, it's bigger than King Kong !.
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 21 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meantime I've done some research and I reckon the Grim Reaper has put the malocchio on Morrissey.
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 22 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs Phrealy (pending) has both fingers crossed that Lionel Blair tap dances off a very high cliff soon.
she can't fucking stand him.

whilst not wanting it to happen, I can see a headline involving Alice Cooper, an ill advised round of golf and lightening strikes.
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 23 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
Llama-Farmer wrote:
David Attenborough is 90 this year... hope he's not going anytime soon though.


Unless we can get Stephen Fry to start doing documentaries, we'll be in big trouble.


I'd rather see Bill Bailey step in.
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 23 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Meantime I've done some research and I reckon the Grim Reaper has put the malocchio on Morrissey.


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PostPosted: 01:39 - 23 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Llama-Farmer wrote:
Brucie is getting on a bit too
I wouldn't be suprised if he's already kicked the bucket and is occasionally being revived from a freezer for the odd appearance.

Inb4 yewtree
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PostPosted: 05:22 - 23 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

i.p.phrealy wrote:
Mrs Phrealy (pending)...


I think you should clarify this statement. Is someone currently in the running for post as Mrs Phrealy (I suspect so) or is the current Mrs Phrealy on the pending list for the topic in hand...or is there mischief afoot and both parts apply? Thinking
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 23 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
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the 2 taxis collide, fatally injuring the occupants while the drivers escape without a Visa.

What if they were Addison Lee cabs?

FTFY.
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 24 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:55 - 24 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are we talking about the same Stephen Fry here? Large fellow, likes boys?

Because he narrated the Harry Potter audio books and I regularly listen to these in bed. It's like having my inner ear stroked with soft velvet as I nod off. Couple that with pandas and I think I could die happy.
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PostPosted: 00:11 - 31 Jan 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy wrote:
i.p.phrealy wrote:
Mrs Phrealy (pending)...


I think you should clarify this statement. Is someone currently in the running for post as Mrs Phrealy (I suspect so) or is the current Mrs Phrealy on the pending list for the topic in hand...or is there mischief afoot and both parts apply? Thinking


Pending as we have not yet got married, but we have set a date, sort of.
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