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Hong Kong Phooey
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PostPosted: 22:15 - 04 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
If Adam and Eve begat Cain and Able, and Cain killed Able then fcuked off with some slave woman.

Where did she come from?
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The basement? Embarassed
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 04 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
bhinso wrote:
If Adam and Eve begat Cain and Able, and Cain killed Able then fcuked off with some slave woman.

Where did she come from?
Thinking


Don't blaspheme you.

The forums probably next for celebrity RIP thread if God still reads posts on here.

The real God (Jesus' dad) Not The other 'real' God (Stinker's/G's Boss).


Come on guys, that one's easy. Adam lived for nearly a thousand years and begat more sons and daughters, easy to work out that she was Cain's sister. Obviously not one of the hot ones as she wouldn't have been relegated to slave....

Edit: Who's to say that the family didn't take the whole sexual deviancy stuff one step further and that Cain and his missus weren't the first practitioners of BDSM?
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 05 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm actually a Catholic (I know Sad ) and I asked this very question during my confirmation training.
I also explained that in order for humans to survive, a sufficiently large gene pool was required.

I was an annoying student Sad
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 05 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
in b4 comments about paedo priests, church coverups etc etc
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 05 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
I'm actually a Catholic (I know Sad ) and I asked this very question during my confirmation training.
I also explained that in order for humans to survive, a sufficiently large gene pool was required.

I was an annoying student Sad


The theory of evolution conflicts with religious teachings or is that visa versa?
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 05 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
I asked this very question during my confirmation training.

And the answer was...?
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 05 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
bhinso wrote:
I asked this very question during my confirmation training.

And the answer was...?


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PostPosted: 21:59 - 05 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Roxanne pallet

Her career is anyway
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Roxanne pallet

Her career is anyway


Wifie told me about that tonight. The thing is if there hadn't been cameras on them, what would have happened?
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
bhinso wrote:
I asked this very question during my confirmation training.

And the answer was...?


Think of it as a story rather than fact. But then which bits of the Bible are stories and which are facts? You can't just pick and choose surely.

I suppose since this is Old Testament I'm actually dissing Judaism not Christianity. So now i is rasis Sad
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
Roxanne pallet

Her career is anyway


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PostPosted: 20:07 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
The bandit as died, aged 82.
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Smokey & the bandit Sad

Burt Reynolds Passed away
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
JJ Sad

Cannonball Run and Bandit were my childhood.

I still watch CR now and it brings me many joys.

Sadness.
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Always enjoyed his movies Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
bhinso wrote:
If Adam and Eve begat Cain and Able, and Cain killed Able then fcuked off with some slave woman.

Where did she come from?
Thinking


Adam's first wife, Lilleth.
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Another of my early crushes turning up his toes.
Genuine sadness.
RIP the lovely Burp Reynolds
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 06 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Another of my early crushes turning up his toes.
Genuine sadness.
RIP the lovely Burp Reynolds


He was cool and pretty funny. RIP Bandit.
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 07 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was sat watching cannonball run when I read burt had died Crying or Very sad


so followed it up with smokey and the bandit and am now knackard Laughing
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I watched Smokey and the Bandit 2 so many times during the early 80's (on vhs taped from thr telly) that I knew Jackie Gleasons
lines in the movie by heart. Sherrif Buford T Justice made me laugh my arse off when I was a kid.

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There's no way, NO WAY, that you could have come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth


Sumbitch. Laughing Poor Junior.

Smokey and the Bandit was solely responsible for my Dad bolting a fuck off CB radio mast to our house in 1982.

Rip Bandit. I hope you enjoyed all the clunge. Thumbs Up Loved how Burt Reynolds movies always had the outtakes at the end.
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There's no way, NO WAY, that you could have come from my loins. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth


Sumbitch. Laughing Poor Junior.



Classic lines that would be howled down nowadays. Making humour out of domestic abuse Tut Tut

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Too true that. Start of CR with the Lambo. 'I'm in hot pursuit of a white Lamborghini with two damn fine looking chicks in it'.
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 07 Sep 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Liz Fraser has croaked. Gutted, I really liked her in black and white films!
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yen_powell wrote:
Liz Fraser has croaked.....I really liked her in black and white films!

So did I:-

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RIP, Liz.
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