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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 08 Sep 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I think Liz has had her last session in the rejuvenation pod, can't be too long before we get a few days off.


...that's if she's not popped her clogs already.
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 08 Sep 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
...that's if she's not popped her clogs already.

Was it Boris?
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The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
I think Liz has had her last session in the rejuvenation pod, can't be too long before we get a few days off.


...that's if she's not popped her clogs already.


I suspect she already has, BBC has already cancelled its scheduled broadcast, all the newscasters are wearing black ties, even the fucking sign language guy is wearing a black tie....... they must already know
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 08 Sep 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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...that's if she's not popped her clogs already.


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I suspect she already has, BBC has already cancelled its scheduled broadcast, all the newscasters are wearing black ties, even the fucking sign language guy is wearing a black tie....... they must already know


She hasn't, but they are able to decode the language of the doctors. Her doctors have NEVER said that they are 'concerned for her health' before. In Royal doctor language that means "Shit, she's circling the drain.".

I suspect it'll be in the next couple of days sadly.
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 08 Sep 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
DefiniteLack of black tie on BBC.
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Has Truss killed the queen?
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I'm betting Charlie has the pillow in his hands and is just waiting for the opportunity to use it.
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I'm betting Charlie has the pillow in his hands and is just waiting for the opportunity to use it.


Knowing his luck she's asked for Andrew to take over.
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I suspect she already has, BBC has already cancelled its scheduled broadcast, all the newscasters are wearing black ties, even the fucking sign language guy is wearing a black tie....... they must already know


Yup, my first thought was, that's the telly schedule fooked. Then I remembered the conspiracy theory that Queen Space Lizard ( why'd ya think they call her Lizzie?), has a device fitted which upon detection her expiration signals a multitude of nuclear bombs buried across the empire to simultaneously detonate. Shocked
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DefiniteLack of black tie on BBC.


They quickly replaced the babbling bint that interrupted Bargain Hunt with Huw Edwards in a black jacket and tie, after 20 minutes of "um...errrr...um...".

Now we've got "experts" crawling out of the woodwork for comment and "analysis".
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The Shaggy D.A. wrote:


They quickly replaced the babbling bint that interrupted Bargain Hunt with Huw Edwards in a black jacket and tie, after 20 minutes of "um...errrr...um...".

Now we've got "experts" crawling out of the woodwork for comment and "analysis".


Experts or obsequious crawling lackeys?
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Didn't take her long.
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The Queen.
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The queen is dead.
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As soon as the news was broken Charlie and Camilla were refered to as the King and Queen consort. She wasnt even cold.
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Just watching Channel 4 news and their correspondent is already doorstepping at Balmoral. What a coincidence (or is it Shocked ) that they had him in Aberdeen last night doing some spurious story in one of Aberdeens less salubrious areas.
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Ribenapigeon wrote:
As soon as the news was broken Charlie and Camilla were refered to as the King and Queen consort. She wasnt even cold.


That is the protocol.'The Queen is dead, Long live the King.'
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That is the protocol.'The Queen is dead, Long live the King.'


I know, ruthless business monarchy, Charlie will be dining on coronation chicken tonight. Laughing
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I liked the Queen.
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I thought she was “alright”.

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pepperami wrote:
I liked the Queen.
Haters are going to hate and rub their hands in glee Thumbs Down

I thought she was “alright”.

Anyone who can have tea with Paddington Bear and keep marmalade sandwiches in her handbag is okay with me Thumbs Up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7UfiCa244XE


Im not gleeful about her 'maj passing but I do think thus would be a good point to move forward towards being a true democracy.
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I, for one, liked her as the head of state, even if that position was almost entirely ceremonial. I didn't actually speak to her, but stood a few steps away from her once at an event (did have a conversation with Philpot though - quite witty as I recall). For me she exemplified what a good leader should be like; calm, considered, respectful and measured. There couldn't have been a greater need for something to redress the total imbalance caused by that oaf Johnson during the pandemic. As for Charlie . . . well, I can tolerate him, but Camilla . . . urgh.
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Ribenapigeon wrote:
pepperami wrote:
I liked the Queen.
Haters are going to hate and rub their hands in glee Thumbs Down

I thought she was “alright”.

Anyone who can have tea with Paddington Bear and keep marmalade sandwiches in her handbag is okay with me Thumbs Up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7UfiCa244XE


Im not gleeful about her 'maj passing but I do think thus would be a good point to move forward towards being a true democracy.


Nah, she was too well loved for that. Wait for Charlie to mess it up, and then you can have your Republican revolution.
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I bet Johnson was kicking himself he didn't manage to stay in No 10 long enough to enjoy the moment especially after seeing what a pigs ear of a speech Truss made. It would have been a perfect moment for him to indulge in his cod Churchill impersonation, something which he's been perfecting his whole life. Truss unfortunately has only had a matter of weeks to coble together her Thatcher vaudeville act.
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Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
As soon as the news was broken Charlie and Camilla were refered to as the King and Queen consort. She wasnt even cold.


That is the protocol.'The Queen is dead, Long live the King Singers.'


I fixed that for you. Just to confirm, the Queen is actually dead.
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Ribenapigeon wrote:

Im not gleeful about her 'maj passing but I do think thus would be a good point to move forward towards being a true democracy.


Erm, a politician as head of state? Fuck dat.
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