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Suntan Sid
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Adopted Reply with quote

As you lot seem to go all gooey at the sight of a feline, I thought I'd show you who I've just been adopted by.

She turned up a couple of months ago and promptly dropped a litter of kittens at my neighbours house. They already have hordes of the bleedin' things, but for some reason they decided not to feed this one.

She's been to the vets and will not be having any more kittens.
She's had all her injections and appears to have decided my sofa is now her home.

Although we had cats when I was a kid I'm not that fond of them, mercenary little bleeders.

Fortunately my JRT, Milly:-

https://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu172/Troodos-Pool-Guy/RZR%20250/Mills.jpg

is used to cats, and won't bat an eyelid, until food is put down. The cat now knows it's place!!!

Anyway here she is:-

https://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu172/Troodos-Pool-Guy/orriblecat.jpg

I'm going to call her Goyls, which is short for "Get out you little shit".

I'm a bit of a soft touch when it comes to animals, it will no doubt live a life of, farkin' luxury and die at a ripe old age!
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Killers the lot of 'em.

I had two lovely cats, but always in the back of my mind was...'If I die they'll eat me...'
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read it while scrolling down and reached the first picture then looked blank for a few seconds while wondering how the hell you'd mistaken that for a cat Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:47 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^Must admit, first thought was...Weird Cat. Shocked
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doesn't having more than two cats, qualify you as insane?
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello Mr Suntan, is this the beginning of a Cyprus version of Animal Hospital. Are you the new Rolf Harris?
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suntan Sid wrote:
Doesn't having more than two cats, qualify you as insane?
You don't need the cats. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, I'm already overrun with next doors marauding pack, and me wobble board's cream crackered! Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
You don't need the cats. Wink


Now you've got both of me worried! Wink
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best brace yourself for some wholesale slaughter, then.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooh err!
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suntan Sid wrote:
Doesn't having more than two cats, qualify you as insane?


yes it does, I have 3
2 are docile house cats that eat & sleep most of the day and they shit outside
my kitten is a psychotic bengal, yours looks more like my first 2 the docile type

but get ready for the obligatory dead rodent's & birds you need to clean up
yesterday I found 3 mice, a shrew and 2 other unidentifiable half eaten rodents" as well as 2 dead birds Embarassed
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

I recon she saw your heart-strings and gave them a tug Smile
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PostPosted: 20:09 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of a cuddly toy Thinking
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good job there Sid Very Happy

Oh and get that collar off her, cats should be nekkid Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

here is mine, bought not adopted though

https://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii302/ian505050/ian505050%202/IMAG2090.jpg
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

ian505050 wrote:
here is mine, bought not adopted though



cute but its a dog its his cat he adopted Wink
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

CaNsA wrote:
Good job there Sid Very Happy

Oh and get that collar off her, cats should be nekkid Very Happy


Too many bugs out here, I'm afraid!
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:19 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats one dapper cat . would not look amiss with a top hat and monicle
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PostPosted: 23:31 - 11 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh........I get it. You're no longer Suntan Sid, you are in fact Mrs Slocombe. Do I get a prize?
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PostPosted: 01:02 - 12 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pretty girl, looks very similar to one of mine Smile

What happened to her back paw? Looks like it's been broken and not set properly.....
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PostPosted: 02:41 - 12 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suntan Sid wrote:
Doesn't having more than two cats, qualify you as insane?


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PostPosted: 07:37 - 12 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey King wrote:
Oh........I get it. You're no longer Suntan Sid, you are in fact Mrs Slocombe. Do I get a prize?


Unfortunately, my blue rinse has faded, in the sun!

Oy, BCF, 22 fcukin' posts before someone got in a "pussy" reference, you're slipping!

Miss/Ms/Mrs King, have a biscuit with you're name on it, for, finally, lowering the tone, to the level I've come to expect! Laughing

I'd rather this thread wasn't "nobcatted", I'M, AT WORK!!!!! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 07:39 - 12 Nov 2012    Post subject: Reply with quote

yambabe wrote:
Pretty girl, looks very similar to one of mine Smile

What happened to her back paw? Looks like it's been broken and not set properly.....


I think it's just the way she's sitting, the vet checked her over, and didn't mention anything. It hasn't stopped the little bleeder climbing my curtains! Evil or Very Mad Laughing
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