Eurotrash :::Update:::

[Poseidon]

Anyone remember Eurotrash?
https://www.davidthedesigner.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/15/eurotrash.jpg

When I was 13 it was on channel4, friday or saturday night. Any bloke who can remember what it was like to be a young lad who knew how to "occupy" themselves, will remember the never ending search for visual aids! It was about the closest thing I could get to porn (the internet was not very common 12 years ago), and it served me well! Eurotrash was a weekly event for me. I just wondered if anyone else remembers it, or was a fan of the show.

I still chuckle at the voices they used to dub over the crazy europeans! Just watching Eurotrash "The Sexy Bits" on LIVING2 (sky channel 114) and it brought all those nights back to me!

Update:
Back for a one night EU referendum special
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[AngelGrinder]

Seeing it now reminds me how boob and gash starved we were before the internet (and puberty )

But the voiceovers are still hilarious!
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[nowhere.elysium]

[hellkat]

Oh dear, JPG was so cute.
I had a major crush on Antoine.

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[Faldo]

Yep, I was a regular watcher too. It used be watch Eurotrash then flick over to Channel 5 for their Friday night softer than shite romantic 'porno'.

I can remember being passed floppy disks with .gif 'porn' on it and thinking 'result'. Kids have it too easy these days. There I was searching for any bit of tits and gash, now all they have to do is turn the computer on and find any wierd and wonderful websites.

I feel old now.
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[Oz.]

[D O G]

Eurotrash is made of the purest win.

The voiceovers were quality, Antoine was so smooth, and how bizarre was it to have JPG presenting a dodgy program when he is a renouned designer!?

As for the smut, yes, that was all ther was for fappage back then, and they always teased it out to the very end. The bastards.

[Luke_Retrofly]

Porn for the class of 2000 teenagers .

I saw a 'best of Eurotrash' on LivingUk last night.

Where would we have been if it wasn't for German nudists

[Handsome]

Remember it well, there's also another show knocking about aswell that's the same , think it was on Virgin 1, same dodgy sexploits with the same dodgy voice overs, but, there will only ever be one Eurotrash...
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[AngelGrinder]

[Handsome]

I might still happen to have an old vhs tape knocking about somewhere with a few on that I taped actually, I'll have to find it out for shits and giggles...
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[LustyLew]

I remember Eurotrash. All the hushed talk about it when back at school.

I seemed to be a bit of a porn kingpin at my secondary school. Accquired many hardcore porno tapes, dutifully copied them (for a fee of course ) and distributed them throughout the school.

I'll never forget the day the whole science class got detention because someone swapped the boring chemistry video to one of Dolly Buster getting double fisted up her chuff!
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[Handsome]

Me and my best mate at school used to raid his Dads porn stash and copy the films and sell them on at school, bring your own tape in and we'd whack the porn of your choice on, for three quid a pop, we even wrote down the titles of the three hundred or so films his Dad had, sort of a back catalogue that was passed round the school and handed back to one of us at the end of the day, we'd then hand films out two days later...

We had our own little porn empire going, why we didn't open a porn shop when we left school I'll never know as there's five round here now ...

We spent all the money on new trainers and BMX bits, ahh the foleys of youth ...
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[Faldo]

[Luke_Retrofly]

Ripped out porn mags on the side of the road

[Polo]

Eurotrash = Lola Ferrari. Gawd bless her silicone soul.
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[neil.]

Eurotrash was quality! My dear old grandpa, God rest his soul, used to come stay with us every Friday night after grandma passed away, and he would INSIST that we put Channel 4 on at 11pm (or whenever it was), as he loved the show, much to my enthusiastic support of course.
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[Dom_]

Fucking hell, this has brought back some memories.

I remember getting my first ever boner to this program, wondering what the strange tingling sensation was.

I used to sneak downstairs into the spare room on a weekly basis to watch it without my mum knowing. If my mum wasn't in my dad wasn't that arsed and used to watch it with me.

[Poseidon]

[Moonie]

Rip-off of a TV program made by a guy we know, badly dubbed porn.
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[Poseidon]

As per updated first post... It's back for a quick one nighter!

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2016/jun/10/eurotrash-is-back-brexit-special-we-have-a-guy-who-paints-portraits-with-his-penis
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[grr666]

And while we are on the subject and resurrecting the thread.
Why ever did LIVE tv end.
Got my fap on many times over the 'painted ladies' segment.
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[ScaredyCat]

.. that weird penguin guy...

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/_bcf/penguman.jpg
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[Skudd]

Topless Darts seems to ring a bell.
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