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PostPosted: 15:57 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Jeremy Vine..........Yuk ! Reply with quote

Does anyone else hate that slimey git Jeremy Vine..... He's like dog shit radio 2, egg heads, points of view and now crime watch.

I hate the way he puts on that low sultry ' I really care for you but not really' false voice when some poor bastard dying of cancer or such like rings in and wears their heart on their sleeve to the cynical pompous slime ball. What a way to get audience figures.

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PostPosted: 16:25 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the 70s a man would walk onto the stage and sporadically hit his head with a metal teatray then walk off to applause....everytime.

Viewing figures that Vine and Kyle would kill for.
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's a right lycrathrope as well.
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's an odious twat, I'd gladly take a blowtorch to his face to shut him up.
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PostPosted: 17:17 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't he the guy who got a super injunction (like Clarkson iirc) to cover up his affair? His radio show is the most depressing $hit ever.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
He's a right lycrathrope as well.

To be fair in that situation I'd probably get a bit pi$$ed off as well (as the cyclist), although I'd pull in to the left and give them a gesture as they went past, then if they stop you know they really want it Cool

That was outside Kensington town hall, normally its a cock in a range rover 2cm from your rear wheel.
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
In the 70s a man would walk onto the stage and sporadically hit his head with a metal teatray then walk off to applause....everytime.

Viewing figures that Vine and Kyle would kill for.


Mule Trayeen!

Twas all we had in them days and we were glad-of-it.

Jeremy Vine is an oleaginous creep though.
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Re: Jeremy Vine..........Yuk ! Reply with quote

toby1 wrote:
Does anyone else hate that slimey git Jeremy Vine..... He's like dog shit radio 2, egg heads, points of view and now crime watch.

I hate the way he puts on that low sultry ' I really care for you but not really' false voice when some poor bastard dying of cancer or such like rings in and wears their heart on their sleeve to the cynical pompous slime ball. What a way to get audience figures.

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PostPosted: 18:22 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:



ugh! I have an early recording of Mule Train on a country and blue grass compilation, this travesty is Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 18:23 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

His show on r2 is pretty decent when 2 plebs on the phone line start having a go at each other
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
He's an odious twat, I'd gladly take a blowtorch to his face to shut him up.


I know bodyguards a bit of cunt, but i think thats a bit much
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to like him but now he is too much.
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's something the BBC do really well, take an odious presenter and give them more shows. Jeremy Vine, Chris Evans, Alex Jones, Sandi Toksvig, Clare Balding etc.

It's a Middle Finger you TV license payer, have shit.


But I really hate Jeremy Kyle the most.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never made the connection between Jeremy Vine and his brother Tim Vine the comedian.

Blindingly obvious now as they descend from the same family tree.

Ba dum tish! I think this is too wordy a pun for Tim to steal.
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rob Fzs wrote:
His show on r2 is pretty decent when 2 plebs on the phone line start having a go at each other


You've mentioned that a few times in the past, Ron.
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 07 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, at least he gets a lot of people exercising their vocal chords, when they're shouting at their radios!

TBH, it's the vacuous, sensationalist, subject matter and the faux outrage shown for the "storm in a tea cup" scenarios that winds me up, and the way any caller with an opinion not aligned with the mainstream or the show or the presenter is given short shrift and promptly cut off, when the line suddenly goes bad! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 08:37 - 08 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Sandi Toksvig


Whoa there... We'll be having none of that. She's ace and I'm madly in love with her.

Can you swap her in your list for that annoying Vanessa bird please. Genuinely hate her pseudo erudite persona.
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 08 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poseidon wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
Sandi Toksvig


Whoa there... We'll be having none of that. She's ace and I'm madly in love with her.


She single-handedly ruined time team. That should invoke the death penalty, on screen, in one of Tony Robinsons worst jobs, the the executioner. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 08 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Infuriating.

But then, I have yet to know of a Jeremy who isn't a right toss-pot.
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 08 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
She single-handedly ruined time team. That should invoke the death penalty, on screen, in one of Tony Robinsons worst jobs, the the executioner. Thumbs Up


I never really watched time team. I will concede that Baldrick was exceedingly good at that job though.
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 08 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poseidon wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
Sandi Toksvig


Whoa there... We'll be having none of that. She's ace and I'm madly in love with her.

Can you swap her in your list for that annoying Vanessa bird please. Genuinely hate her pseudo erudite persona.


Never see her at the same time as Clive Anderson. Just sayin'...
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PostPosted: 02:02 - 09 Sep 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
He's a right lycrathrope as well.


If you could gag and belay that four-eyed ho' she may be worth a punt mind you.
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