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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 21:53 - 05 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fucking fuck is this? Riders bells? On fucking leather chaps?


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andyscooter
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 05 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I keep getting shittypop ups as well
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PostPosted: 22:09 - 05 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is taking the piss right?

It'd have to be a fuckoff big bell to hear over the noise from my cunty lifesaving exhaust note...
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 05 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be there with bells on. Thumbs Up
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Saraya
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PostPosted: 05:24 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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beardly men in hi-vis jackets who ride faux-offroaders.

You think that’s bad – now picture him in that jacket, riding the bright orange Cougar. Shocked
He’s loving his new faux offroader though. Smile

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They're fine. The only prohibition on lights showing to the front is that they must be steady and can't be red.

Ooh. I’m not a girly girl. But all of a sudden I’m wondering if they come in purple.

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Rogerborg
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Purple is fine. If you can't find point lights, you can go stripping. I'll be putting Bilious Green Sports Strips on the racebike this weekend.
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 08 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
What the fucking fuck is this? Riders bells? On fucking leather chaps?


I think I can die now content that I had seen, heard and experienced everythig of worth that this world had to offer.


Oh go on Nobby, you want one really. Christmas is coming and Santa might be kind Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:30 - 10 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mum still thinks I prey before I ride and shares those american memes about doing so on the facebooks. She wont have it that the reason for kneeling or crouching by the bike is checking the oil.

Does the end of the bell go around the nut behind the bars?

Is this like rednecks and trucknuts?
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 22 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

That bell thing* is so ghey, it minces.
Camper than a row of tents.

Laughing


*like, not only the bell and the thong, but the concept
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 22 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Purple is fine.

Purple is not fine.
Purple is an abomination and the people who purport to like it are trying to provide proof of being "funky and individual" whereas really they should all just be taken out and shot at dawn.
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 23 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Purple is an abomination

Shocked Noooo!
Purple is the colour Dairy Milk comes wrapped in. As well as boxes of Risperidone and lots of other drugs ending in ‘done’ and ‘azepine’ that make my job much more pleasant. Just a glimpse of that shiny purple gives me happy thoughts. And I don’t think I could ever be accused of being funky. I spent Saturday night crocheting, while watching Strictly. No funkiness here. Laughing
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Wonko The Sane
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 02 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Rogerborg wrote:
Purple is fine.

Purple is not fine.
Purple is an abomination and the people who purport to like it are trying to provide proof of being "funky and individual" whereas really they should all just be taken out and shot at dawn.


I like my cadbury purple ZZR thank you very much!
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 02 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saraya wrote:
No funkiness here. Laughing

I'm struggling with the middle word there, my dydlexic brain still resonating, trying to rationalise notions of crocheted leather thongs with purple bells on, being strictly watched.....

This place with the pills you work... it's not one of HellKat's former establishments by any chance is it?
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 02 Nov 2016    Post subject: Re: Bells. Reply with quote

Saraya wrote:

A little silver bell on leather thongs. Apparently all bikers have a ‘rider bell’ on their bikes, as it keeps us safe and stops us from becoming potato’d from evil acts by road gremlins.


I don't like using the word 'gay' in a derogatory manner, but I'm allowing myself to regress to six year old behaviour for this:

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PostPosted: 20:39 - 02 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^^ No need to explain, this is BCF...
Juvenile behaviour is the Modus Operandi.
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Polarbear
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PostPosted: 21:46 - 02 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saraya wrote:
Just a glimpse of that shiny purple (head) gives me happy thoughts


No need to miss words out love,we knew what you meant Wink
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Saraya
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 03 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

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No need to miss words out love,we knew what you meant

Laughing
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it's not one of HellKat's former establishments by any chance is it?

I've not been here long enough to know what that was. Smile
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