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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Change one word... Reply with quote

...in a film title to the word "Bollock(s)".

Ran for a while on in my Farcebook feed, there were a few gems.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bollocks.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bollocks.
Fun with Dick and Bollocks.
Dude, Where's my Bollocks.
Dirty Rotten Bollocks.
James and the Giant Bollocks.
O Bollocks, Where Art Thou?

Off you go Smile
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

A brief history of bollocks.
Star Trek: the search for bollocks
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PostPosted: 15:34 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spacebollocks.

No, wait...
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PostPosted: 15:42 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bollocks
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PostPosted: 15:44 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Star wars:

IV – A New Bollock (1977)
V – The Bollock Strikes Back (1980)
VI – Return of the Bollocks(1983)

I – The Phantom Bollock (1999)
II – Attack of the Bollocks (2002)
III – Revenge of the Bollocks (2005)

VII – The Bollock Awakens (2015)
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bollocks

Gone with the Bollocks

Seven Brides for Seven Bollocks Shocked

Back to the Bollocks
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bridget Jones's Bollocks.

The Bollocks Lady.
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Logan's Bollocks

BollocksWorld

Jurassic Bollocks
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

bollock-spotting

the last bollock

the bollock

chitty chitty bang bollocks

the guns of bollocks

the wizard of bollocks

mary bollocks

bednobs and bollock sticks

cool bollocks

bollocks hands luke

the great bollocks
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrDonnyBrago wrote:
Bollocks

I preferred Bollocks II
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Strictly Bollocks.
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Close encounters of the third bollock.
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Charlie and the Chocolate Bollocks
Harry Potter and the Bollocks of Fire
The Lord of the Bollocks
Pride and Bollocks

Can I do vidya games?

World of Bollocks
League of Bollocks
Call of Bollocks
Bollocks of War
Bollock Reach
Bollocks World Party
Bollocks Armageddon
Unreal Bollocks 2004
Bollocks of Honor
Bollock Crush Saga
Tiny Bollocks
Bollocks GO!

Or companies?

Royal Bollocks
Bollocks Rail
Bollocks for London
British Bollocks

...

far too much fun was had. 'Bollocks' no longer looks word-like.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

A fistful of Bollocks.
For a few more Bollocks.
Good Morning Bollocks
Dead Poets Bollocks
The Bollocks King
Bollocks Impossible
The Jungle Bollocks
Finding Bollocks
The princess and the Bollocks
Golden Bollocks
Casino Bollocks
Never says Bollocks again.
Thunder Bollocks
Bollocks are forever
Bollocks and let die.
The bollocks that loved me.
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

The good, the bad, the bollocks

Fistful of bollocks

A few bollocks more
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

The man with two bollocks
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crouching tiger hidden bollock.
The girl with the dragon bollock.
Alien vs bollock.
The men who stare at bollocks.
28 bollocks later.
Fried green bollocks at the whistle stop café.
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pulp Bollocks
Kill Bollocks
Reservoir Bollocks
Inglorious Bollocks

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PostPosted: 18:00 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bollocks.

Ste's post about substituting the word wand for willy had me crying with laughter.

This is mildly amusing so:
Vanishing Bollocks
The bollocks job
Bollocks man
Bollocks of the dead
Something about bollocks

Meh
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

DrDonnyBrago wrote:
Bollocks


Is that the 1977 , 2012 or 2015 one?
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everything You Wanted to Know About Bollocks But Were Afraid to Ask


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PostPosted: 18:19 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool Hand Bollocks
Butch Bollocks and the Sundance Kid (sounds like a gay porno... Laughing )
Bollocks Loose
Apocalypse Bollocks
Kill Bollocks
Kill Bollocks 2
Bollock Face
Taxi Bollocks
Easy Bollocks
The Killing Bollocks
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bollock Fuzz
Bollock Has Fallen
Bollock Ascending
Batman V Bollock
Bollock Martian
Bulletproof Bollock
Bollock Of Egypt
Bollock Impossible

Crouching Tiger Hidden Bollock

Dirty Bollock
Dude Where's My Bollock

Hot Bollock Time Machine 1 and 2
Hitman: Bollock 47

The Bollock From U.N.C.L.E.
The 5th Bollock
The Amazing Spider Bollock
The Last Bollock
The Last Bollock Hunter

SpiderBollock 1, 2 & 3
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bollock Twins
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 07 Oct 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bollocks Miss Daisy
Bollocks Magnolias
Sliding Bollocks
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bollocks
Police Academy IV: Bollocks on Parade
Carry on Bollocks
The Bollocks and the Pendulum
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