give me your best EU referendum joke

[Val]

ok guys give me your best EU referendum joke.

Here we go:

[ThoughtContro...]

The result of the referendum is non-binding.

You can't get a better joke than that.
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[-Matt-]

"Referendum" by definition, is the joke.

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[Rob Fzs]

the eu is democratic.
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[Suntan Sid]

I spotted this last week, referring to an out vote:-

[ScaredyCat]

There are a couple of questions that no one is addressing, dodging them at every turn. These are critical to the debate and they're not helping.

So here are the two questions we need to ask:

1) Why isn’t the official leave site on a .uk domain?
2) Why isn’t the official remain site on an .eu domain?
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[Rogerborg]

Q: How many Eurocrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Can't be done, they only ever turn to the left.
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[panrider_uk]

https://cdn.spectator.co.uk/content/uploads/2016/06/Farm.jpg
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[Lord Percy]

Man walks into a bar.

He's on his own because all his friends are working unsocial hours and he can't afford a pint because he hasn't had a pay rise for 10 years, thanks to the British working class being nothing but low maintenance GDP tools for the EU elite.

[ScaredyCat]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/188253/voteyoutwats.jpg

..and just remember, your vote has no value.
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[panrider_uk]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/opinion/2016/06/21/ADAMS20160622-large_trans++qVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpg
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[ScaredyCat]

To avoid a confrontation, the referendum will now be held over 2 days.

Remain voters should vote on 23rd, and Leave voters should vote on the 30th.
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[Val]

French are having a laugh too, here what I have found in Le Figaro:

https://www.voxeurop.eu/files/images/article/brexituk-election.jpg?1455812117
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[Itchy]

The EU protects workers rights



See Greece, Ireland, Romania and Portugal.

https://www.labourleave.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/LL-8-page-FINAL-14.1.16.pdf

Collective bargaining (unions) have been essentially banned in Greece, Ireland, Portugal and Romania. Greece and Romania have abolished their minimum wage.

Note yes Greece is in a bad way. But they're simply being punished rather than being asked to leave so they can rebuild.

Turkey will never join the EU:

Secret leak reporting Turkey open membership talks June 30th

https://order-order.com/2016/06/22/eu-open-turkey-membership-talks-june-30/
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[Val]

here is my fav so far

Really like Boris and Gove there ahahahha

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/01064/CARTOON_20-02-16_P_1064825c.jpg
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[Val]

[Rogerborg]

[ScaredyCat]

[RhynoCZ]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cj9BCJUWsAAUGwy.jpg
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