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PostPosted: 10:01 - 05 Nov 2016    Post subject: Re: Ugh, Christmas is coming Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Christmas shopping is meant to be done on the 23rd of December with a free Amazon Prime trial for next day delivery. Thumbs Up


my mate went out on xmas eve at about 11 oclock in the morning

was back in the pub by 12

bought all the men in his family alarm clocks and the women cookery books and stuck sellotape on the carrier bags instead of wrapping them up Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:08 - 05 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
ZX-7R wrote:
Mums always appreciate a nice vibrator.

A few years back a mate bought his missus a Hitachi Magic Wand for Xmas... He's now living in a bedsit whilst she has the House, Kids and a permanent smile despite an enormous electric bill Laughing
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PostPosted: 04:06 - 07 Nov 2016    Post subject: Re: Ugh, Christmas is coming Reply with quote
RhynoCZ wrote:


For lads, Nintendo Classic Mini: NES.

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Any lad worth his salt knows how to work an emulator.
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 07 Nov 2016    Post subject: Re: Ugh, Christmas is coming Reply with quote
metalangel wrote:
RhynoCZ wrote:


For lads, Nintendo Classic Mini: NES.

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Any lad worth his salt knows how to work an emulator.


That's not the point here. Razz
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 10 Nov 2016    Post subject: Re: Ugh, Christmas is coming Reply with quote
metalangel wrote:
RhynoCZ wrote:


For lads, Nintendo Classic Mini: NES.

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Any lad worth his salt knows how to work an emulator.


This.

I'm really confused by loads of people I know getting excited about this...just use an emulator...Nes emulators are available on a number of platforms too
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 11 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
My Mrs seems to like this stuff
https://www.cathkidston.com/?gclid=Cj0KEQiA9ZXBBRC29cPdu7yuvrQBEiQAhyQZ9GMEy2x7k1lOKCNp9Am8gBQ_rBgDzQsadaWQsn59S24aAgAT8P8HAQ
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 12 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Saraya wrote:
Buy all your females a Pandora bracelet. Then you have the next few birthdays and Christmases covered too - as you just get them new charms for it. Smile

Look, if there's to be a jewellery purchase,
here is my list
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 12 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
fredsredhat wrote:
My Mrs seems to like this stuff
https://www.cathkidston.com/?gclid=Cj0KEQiA9ZXBBRC29cPdu7yuvrQBEiQAhyQZ9GMEy2x7k1lOKCNp9Am8gBQ_rBgDzQsadaWQsn59S24aAgAT8P8HAQ

True nuff Ms Kidston's designs are very popular amongst the distaff side, and the Ardingly Rose range is undeniably really very pretty, but I am desperately averse to the principle of wearing the same articles of clothing/shoes/pyjamas/phone covers as almost everybody else on the planet.
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 12 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
Seriously, though.
I think we should revert to the tradition of giving gifts that ONLY relate to the Christmas period. I think that all this OMG WTF am I going to buy them thing needs to stop.

An Italian friend of mine only ever buys me small simple (and often surprisingly elegant) things which are directly related to Christmas, i.e., a teatowel with a santa snowman on it, that sort of thing. Stuff which, after Christmas, can be used, immediately or for a brief period of time, and then chucked out with equanimity and no sense of guilt, hopefully by Twelfth Night.

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Pickerings Gin Baubles.
(I hope my secret santa is paying attention)



*damn, just noticed they're out of stock Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 12 Nov 2016    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:

Pickerings Gin Baubles.

Who?
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PostPosted: 11:52 - 12 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Piss off, ya wog spammer Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 12:39 - 12 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
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Good golly! Shocked
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 12 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was having a hateful moment, and applying the term in a generally xenophobic way.
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 12 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hellkat. You are awesome.




That is all.
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 12 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 12 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bit of a slow burner, in reality! Wink
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 12 Apr 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote
Suntan Sid wrote:
Bit of a slow burner, in reality! Wink

But then she goes off like a rocket.

Still talking about hellkat, right?
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