Safe needs opening - where are you Danny Dyer ?

[angryjonny]

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Was looking forward to seeing a bundle of 10 shilling notes.

[owl]

needs moar update
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[doggone]

Some sort of papers is probably more likely than valuables.
Shares in Great Western Railway sort of thing

[duhawkz]

So, has it been opened yet?

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[bamt]

Either
a) It was opened, contained a fortune and OP is now leaving us all behind as he heads off to his country estate

or

b) The keys were "lost" on purpose, broken into four and distributed throughout the world to prevent it ever being opened, because it contained a mystical portal through which the demons, which were banished from the earth many lifetimes ago, can make their return if it is ever exposed to daylight. OP's house is now a raging inferno, a direct gateway into the bowels of hell.

[dydey90]

Nope.

Either:
-it contained something both embarrassing and illegal. A baggie from the opium war era, or perhaps a series of woodcuts of prepubescent genetalia.

-it contained vast riches and OP was subsequently beaten over the head with a chair leg by a locksmith who took the easy route to early retirement.
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[ScaredyCat]

Lord Lucan was inside.
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[colink98]

Sorry was busy drinking and stuff over the weekend.
Got an email from the chap rescheduling for Thursday after 4pm.
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[owl]

[angryjonny]

[Fizzoid]

[Freddyfruitba...]

You realise, of course, that you're all wrong.

There is no safe at all, and the whole thing has been an elaborate wind-up by the OP. The plan had originally been to come clean on 1 April, but as it was going so well he's decided it to keep it up for another year.
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[dydey90]

Can we demand a picture of the safe with a pot of custard as validation?
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[natefz6]

It could have been Cansa in the safe but he got out already
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[whitedevil]

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[UncleFester]

I reckon it was Bodyguards shit stained undercrackers.
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[RhynoCZ]

I bet he's got a water chip in there.

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[colink98]

the bloke is still on for 4pm today.

he is a bit hit and miss with communications.
but seems well reviewed on
[url]https://www.checkatrade.com/BrooksAndDaughtersLocksmiths/Reviews.aspx
[/url]

fingers crossed we will have some pictures tomorrow.
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[duhawkz]

Has he turned up as promised?
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[M.C]

I'm so sad/bored I'd probably watch if it was being live streamed. We could make sure he doesn't steal anything